#petty jaskier

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: ciri you're too old to be praying for the downfall of people you hate

Geralt: *approving hmmm*

Jaskier: *whispering* you're old enough to be directly involved

Geralt: damn it jaskier

Ciri: *giggling*

[thedemonofcat]

Siren Jaskier has a habit of trying to drown Geralt whenever he's upset with the witcher.

Though his attempts are more of an impulsive reaction than a genuine threat, he never pushes things to the point of real danger.

[fandom-junk-drawer]

Jaskier: What you you want for dinner?

Geralt *shrugging noncommittaly*: Hmmm...

Jaskier:

[0dde11eth]

Geralt: Two wrongs dont make a right

Jaskier: I dont want to make a right. i want to make a ✨️point✨️

[0dde11eth]

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: see that bard? His name is valdo.

Geralt: hmm

Jaskier: you know all your Bottled up emotions? I need you to take that bottle and crack it over his head!

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier dramatically packing up all his things in a checkered kerchief on the end of a stick, walking away only to pause and look back with tear filled eyes every few paces

Geralt sighing because this routine works on him every time and of course hes going to agree to anything the bard wants

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: im in a mood

Geralt: hmm?

Jaskier: im not telling you which one

Geralt: hmm.

Jaskier: good luck

Geralt: hmm... fuck