Moist Bread Slap Network
Are you a loser? Don’t know how to make gifs, edits, phanart, or phanfiction, or feel like you don’t contribute anything at all to the Phandom? Do you feel alone and voiceless among the sea of creative minds in the Phandom and don’t know how to make friends? Come join the Moist Bread Slap Net!
The Moist Bread Slap Net is a network for people in the Phandom who feel like they’re just sort of there, not really contributing anything and just generally feel left out when they see everyone having fun with friends when they have none.
Pros:
New friends
Other relatable people to talk to
Don’t even have to go outside to get to know new people
Can talk about dan and Phil without feeling weird about it
We can play CAH all the time and other online games we can find
You can talk about whatever and basically we can be best friends
Cons:
I exist
How to join:
You can’t have any successful Phandom-worthy talents (like being a successful gif maker, phanfic writer, phanartist, etc.) This is a network for those of us who see these works of art and weep for our mediocreness
(If you make any of these things but can’t seem to get any recognition for your efforts, you can join!)
Fill out this form
Follow me (@lynxandbadger) please
Reblog this post (so it doesn’t flop like everything else in my life has)
There is no age limit, but preferably at least 16+ in case we get to talking about nsfw stuff or smth. Not that y’all can’t handle it, just it’s probably better that way
More info:
How I will be doing the network is described in this post
If you’re a jerk in any way (racist, homophobic, sexist, etc. you know) don’t even bother applying please. Go learn to be nice instead thanks
Applications close January 20 Sorry, closed right now! See the phase 2 post coming soon!
Thanks for applying to become a Moist Bread Slapper! Together, we can cry at our lack of talents and support each other and make memes about how we can’t do anything. We can create a team of friends who may not be well known in the Phandom, but will be super good reliable people to be there through anything life throws at us and who know what it’s like to be a nobody.
If this doesn’t get at least ten applications and flops I will be v ashamed and but not surprised lol. Please apply









