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*Damian in the kitchen looking distraughtly at his plate.*

Tim : *Passing by and seeing this* ... Eurghh.

Tim sat down in front of him : Hey, Damian ? Are you okay ?

Damian : No!

Tim alarmed : Why?! What's going on?

Damian : Well...

Jon : Hi Dami! What are you doing?

Damian : Hello Jon. I'm making a sandwich, do you want one ?

Jon : No, thanks you! But could I watch you doing it ?

Damian suspicious : ...Why?

Jon with a huge smile : So next time when I make you one, it'll be just the way you like it !

Damian :

Tim : IN BROAD DAYLIGHT?!

Damian : IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!

God Damian, you're basically holding him at gun point

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Steph: I comm'd for everyone, where are the rest of you guys?

Duke: Tim and Damian are benched for a week.

Cass: Why?

Dick: Not exactly.

Jason: Tim and Dames were on a mission with Jon and Conner and apparently Tim was checking out-

Dick: Tim got distracted-

Jason: Yeah, yeah, and so Tim was checking out Kon and Damian snapped and called Tim 'a useless bisexual'.

Steph: Accurate

Duke: Bruce overheard on comms and benched Damian.

Cass: But why Tim?

Jason: Tim said and I quote "takes one to know one".

Dick: They had a tussle. Clark is mad because Jon had to overhear some "salty language" and Kon told Tim to beat Damian's ass. They're both grounded too and it's an entire thing.

kon: are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as damian? tim: have you ever played any game with damian? kon: no… tim: have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *meanwhile, on the other side of the field* damian, chasing jon: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!