#phone prank

[aelslugcat]

[moringottocake]

Dork Lord Phone Prank Part 5

And I am back on my bullshit. And the phone pranks are now posted on Ao3 to enjoy them all at once.

Sheev Palpatine, also known as The Emperor, is having a midnight snack when the telephone rings.

Palpatine: Vader! What do you want?

Mairon: What Vader wants is basic respect and some TLC.

Palpatine: No one gets my BLT!

Mairon: No one wants your sad sandwich, Sheev.

Silence

Mairon: Your apprentice is in dire need of some Tender Loving Care and praise. You mistreat him, while he still outshines you in every aspect.

Paplatine: No one is as iconic as I, and Vader is but an extension of myself.

Mairon: Do you even know who I am?

Palpatine: That little asshole infesting my Dark Lord Hotline.

Mairon: When you say it like that, it begins to sound like you entertain other callers to quench ... *fake cough* ... their carnal thirst.

Palpatine: I am still the Emperor and you will pay for your insolence.

Mairon: What did my ears not hear? A denial?

Palpatine: Alas! Sometimes people call, sometimes I pick up, and sonetimes we indulge in some, let's say, pleasantries.

Mairon: Spare me those details and save your "pleasantries" for Anakin who is currently close to reconsidering your relationship.

Palpatine: And how does a scroungy little telephone gremlin like you happen upon those details, dear Anakin?

Mairon: (covers receiver, whispers to Melkor next to him) He thinks I am his sad apprentice.

Melkor: (Grabs the receiver from a giggling Mairon) Listen to me Grandpa, do you want your Empire to fall?

Palpatine: Who are you to ask me that?

Melkor: I am Bauglir, of course.

Palpatine: What is a Bauglir? (hisses)

Melkor: I̴̖̺͎̅͛t̸̳̞͍̉ ̷͓̔m̶̨̼̅̎͑e̶̙͛ă̵̧̻̝n̶̬̳͍͊̔͒s̴̪̭͛̓ ̷͓͋̓R̷̟̄͐é̶͙s̷̺͉̎͆͝t̸̹͛̄r̴͇̥̍ã̵̺i̸̳̝̍͐͐n̸͖̤̽̔̎ͅë̶̳͕̟́̈́͝ȑ̵̪̻̖ (It means Restrainer) and I am going to travel the Void to find your wrinkly little self and restrain you.

Silence except one small hissing sound from Sheev.

If you don't treat that lieutenant you call Vader with love, reverance, and respect!

D̶͚̪̬͔̍o̵͓̫͒͝ ̶̧̇͑̅̿w̸͕̝̝͖͂̽̊e̶̡̼̎ ̸͕̼̐ͅḧ̴͎̯̯́̎a̶̬̅́̇̽v̸͎͇̬̄̊e̴̟̒́͒ ̵̹̖͖͐ä̸̧̠̜͕͗̿͐n̸͉͂́̓ ̴̠̓͆̓̈́u̷̱̅͋ñ̶͍̰d̶̙͓̝̈́̎̕ȩ̵͉͙̈́̇̋͘r̸̪̾͆̃ş̴̛̊̚t̴̼͕͖͋̆͜a̶̧̗͓͓̽̕ǹ̶̲̣͔͔d̵͓̎͛i̷̼̙̮̺̕n̵̻̯̉͊́̚g̶̛̺̐?̶̛͎̰͓͖͐͝ (Do we have an understanding?)

Palpatine: (still hissy) Only because you have piqued my interest.

Melkor: My dear lieutenant has your lieutenant's number. And he is very diligent. (Hangs up the phone.)

Melkor: Mairon dear, keep me appraised of this little project.

Mairon: Melkeroo, you are the best.

(Melkor trots off to cook dinner, beaming.)

[madi3sterling]

Had a silly dream last night with @twigg27’s oc Twilia in her human form and my oc Riley Pierce hanging out together at the mall. Twilia was a newbie and needed to learn how to blend in, Riley offered to help and to also have fun. Have a girls day out! Getting permission from Rabbit was easy, but he sent Plasma as added protection which irked Riley. By the time the girls arrived at the mall, Riley waited until Plasma was distracted so that they could make a run for it and ditch his ass. Lmao

The girls tried on new outfits, new styles even caused a little mischief against snooty onlookers. After learning how to drink from a cup, blending within other people, Riley taught Twilia how to make a phone call prank. Who’s the target? It’s Rabbit. (Sry bunny man) She had to block the caller ID from Rabbit tracking her. She also had to use a different accent to her voice so he couldn’t recognize her. She was able to convince him to say these words in order to test his “cellphone quality”. “Imatot, ulba twad.” When he says them all together, “I’m a total Buttwad.” Rofl A drawing for them is in the works, I just need a few more references. Now looking back at it, they gives me Max and Eleven/Jane vibes from ST and I fucking love it. ☺️

[fleetwayandexe]

3AM CHALLENGE CALLING MIMIX AT 3AM GPNE WOMG (he’s the devil?!?‼️‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯)

[bunnybun-arts]

Who are you calling Bendy?

Hehe what a silly boy

[nightingale-interactive]

How do the Ros react to that prank where MC is looking at their phone and says "Wow that guy/girl is hot" as if they forgot their partner was in the room.

Christian:

Alcina:

Stephen:

Quinn:

[sundence]

So I suspected in the 1st Despicable volume that the anonymous phone call may have been Stryfe’s doing and now that Wade suspects it to I couldn’t help but make this. XD Look how much he enjoys himself

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