#phrasing!

[depsidase]

[occidentalavian]

Mighty Nein out of context: Fjord sitting in his soaked bedsheets, clutching his sword.

[another-chaotic-bisexual-vampire]

"A great awe came on all as they realised that the ship, as if by a miracle, had found the harbour, unsteered save by the hand of a dead man!" - cutting from "The Daily Graph," 8 August

[thornescratch]

"We're gonna missing teeth."

[xanadontit]

Someone in my LinkedIn network listed a job opening with the caption “I’m looking for a unicorn” and it has taken everything in me not to reply “This isn’t Tinder.”

Also:

[datasoong47]

Oh myyyy

[goodbunbuncutie]

I snorted water out my nose laughing way too hard at this exchange 🤣