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Trigun Stargaze and Project Hail Mary have jumpstarted my brain back into writing again, so besides the /reader stuff I'm writing please expect a Vashwood Project Hail Mary AU on the horizon!

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I don't have many nice things to say about Trigun: Stargaze but GOD, what a relief, that just for once Vash gets to have it all. You really CAN make the world a better place by choosing to be kind. Even if it hurts. Even if it's hard.

There will always be Love and Peace.

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Please please please can you write more about bayverse bee? He’s one of my favs and doesn’t get enough attention cuz of the movies reputation 😭 there’s something rlly charming about him and I can’t even describe it. Definitely feel like he’d be one of the more possessive iterations, and VERY touch starved

God it's been SO LONG since I've watched any of the Bayverse movies but Bayverse Bee holds such a special place in my heart that I pray I can do him justice for these.

BAYVERSE BUMBLEBEE HCs

Bayverse Bumblebee is both incredibly protective and incredibly possessive of you. He'll throw himself in harms way again and again to keep you safe, the dings and dents and scratches he receives meaning basically nothing to him when he knows it was to keep you safe. He gets jealous pretty easy too, whether it's a human trying to flirt with you or a bot like Crosshairs or Hot Rod getting just a bit too fresh. He's not above blaring his horn or blasting his radio to scare off someone leaning against him to try and get your attention.

Huggy buggy Bee, he loves to hold you and carry you around. Not just in his vehicle-mode either, though he definitely enjoys the feeling of your hands on his steering wheel. His favorite place to have you sit is up onto his shoulder, gripping onto one of his antennae for stability.

I think he's very open about both verbal and physical affection regardless of who's around; he has basically no shame. He flirts with you constantly, regardless of how long you've been in a relationship, and he just melts whenever you do the same. The downside to that is he can be a handsy little motherfucker, even in public. It's hard to focus on whatever the newest government goon is trying to tell the Autobots when Bee is more entertained by the idea of getting his digits up your shirt.

Like basically every other Bee, he loves to take you out for drives. Nothing says "I love you." to a speedster like him than asking to rip around the open desert, blasting whatever rock music is on the radio.

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God imagine dating Bumblebee and him finding out you own the stinger dildo abdbfbbsjfjf

I think he’d go through the 5 stages of grief before wanting to see if you could actually take it (and get his hopes up that you could take his spike one day)

There's a multitude of emotions that go through Bumblebee when he finds out that you own The Stinger. First is embarrassment, because he has no idea why the thing exists in the first place and it's scarily accurate. Once the realization hits that hey, he's not the one who should be embarrassed in this situation, you should be, that's when the playful teasing starts. Think like the scene from Parks and Rec:

"Aww, you had a crush on me! So embarrassing..."

"We're married."

"Still!"

That one.

Followed by the teasing about you trying so hard to please him for his sake, then a bit of surprise at your flirty confidence. Then the 'It's not too late to back out, y'know? Don't take more than you can handle.~' to the 'Okay seriously babe I don't want you to actually hurt yourself, you don't have to try so hard to make it fit.' then finally, the 'Sweet Solus it's actually gonna fit.' That's when he starts to turn into a pathetic, whimpering mess, because you are just so warm and so soft and so tight and it still boggles his processor that it actually fits and the mental image of you practicing and working your way up to actually being able to take his spike has him overloading with a strangled whine before he can even warn you. The Bumblebee Stages of Horny.

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Hello! Can I get nsfw headcanons of Bayverse Optimus and human s/o? Thank you!

It's been a while since I've seen the Bayverse movies, but I'll do my best to do this justice!

Bayverse Optimus/Human Reader NSFW HCs

NSFW Below the cut!

Bayverse Optimus has been pretty battered down by humanity. Physically, mentally, emotionally, the ways they've hurt him and the bots he cares about have worn him down and grated away at his kindness and love of all sentient beings. And yet, you'd never be able to tell that with the way he touches you.

His control over his own strength when it comes to you is extreme. He knows how easy it would be for him to really hurt you, to injure you. But he's careful enough to be able to tease you as much as you need, toy with you as much as you actually enjoy.

Part of him feels he should be more ashamed with how much he enjoys holding control over you. But when you're writhing beneath his digits, begging him for either more pleasure or more pain, it's easy for him to shove that shame somewhere far into the back of his processor.

You're eager to offer him pleasure in return, and though the size difference forces you both to be a little more creative he enjoys whenever you explore his more sensitive wires and cables with your tiny hands, or grind your smooth, soft body along the length of his dripping spike.

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Thinking about the concept of cloth or soft things in general being considered luxury to cybertronians, and just imagining one using their holoform to enter a bedroom for the first time. There a big soft berth that sinks under their weight, an entire pile of warm insulating plush fabric, and even more small soft pads that they put their heads on! Could you imagine their reaction to a carpeted room? They even put soft things on the ground they walk on! It would be like looking at one of ridiculously luxurious mansions that are so loaded up with fancy things that it almost looks like a parody

This conjured up a little idea in me with ROTB Mirage, enjoy!

"Watch your shoulders on the-!"

CRUNCH

"...Door frame." So much for getting your deposit back. Mirage shot you a crooked grin, brushing some of the sheet-rock dust off of his shoulder pauldron.

"Sorry 'bout that, sweetspark. No big deal, you can patch that up no problem!"

When Noah had told you that Mirage was able to change his size you had only partially believed him. After all, according to his own stories, the Mirage that was barely larger than Noah in Peru had also had several significant pieces blasted off of his gargantuan frame. And yet, here he was. Fully repaired, mass-shifted to a mere seven-and-a-half feet tall. And sure, he still had to stoop to avoid taking out your ceiling fan. But here he was, in your meager apartment.

It was an equally unfamiliar locale for Mirage himself, having only caught peeks of your living quarters from the alleyway outside. The shag carpet was plush under his pedes, ridiculously soft to the touch. And sure, he'd owned a few of his own garments back in the Towers, in pre-war time, but it still paled in comparison to your room with its thick curtains, fluffy carpeting, and the dozen or so plush organic creatures littering your bed.

"Do you wanna listen to something? You can sit on the bed, if you want. You're probably too big for my desk chair." You were already rifling through your tapes, gesturing to the bed with your free hand and currently oblivious to Mirage's wide-optic stare. He took a careful seat on the edge and Primus, the entire mattress sunk and molded around his bulky frame. It was heavenly. He took one of your stuffed animals between his servos and squeezed, marveling at the squish.

"Man, I can't believe y'all live like this!" He laughed, draping himself backwards onto your bed with a warning creak. "It's comfy, that's for sure. But I don't think I could sleep on somethin' like this. It might swallow me up mid-recharge. And what's with all these little soft organics?"

"Says the guy who sleeps on the floor of a garage. I'd have aches in muscles I didn't even know existed." You pressed Talking Heads 'Speaking In Tongues' into the player with a familiar click, the beginning lick of Burning Down The House echoing through the tinny speaker as you flopped down next to Mirage. "And you're strangling Hello Kitty. They're cute, and soft, and that's kind of all there is to it? Kids like to play with them, too."

"Huh! Cute. Seems like your style. The whole hab seems like your style, actually. All soft and shit. " He handed you back your slightly-dented Hello Kitty, letting out a lazy ex-vent as his arm wrapped around your shoulders. "Well what should we do now?~ You got me all the way up into your berth, aren't you gonna do somethin' about it?"

You barked out a laugh, turning your head to see Mirage's playfully smarmy grin aimed down at you. "Was that your ploy? Show off your cool alien shape-shifting just so you could get in my bed?"

"That depends. Is it working?~"

"Maybe.~"

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The concept of Rumble or Frenzy finding themselves with a thing for humans is so fuckin good to me. They FINALLY are bigger than someone, and what's the first thing they wanna do?? Get their spikes wet of course! Lmao

They are so revved up to finally be the bigger partner for a change, though oftentimes they're a little rougher than intended so you're probably going to end up with some bruising. I think Rumble is a teeny bit more careful than his brother, but by such a slim margin you wouldn't realize unless you knew them both really well.

But they're both so handsy, so eager, especially when you're sandwiched between the two of them. Then they're both wrestling for your attention, fighting over who gets to spike your mouth and who gets your cunt; who can get you to yell their designation the loudest, who can get you to cum harder?

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not a request or anything, had a thought- you know how rodimus does the 'blah blah blah' thing with his hands sometimes? something sometihing somehow getting close enough to his hand while hes doing it and making a similar lil face with your own and giving his a lil kissy. like making your hands kiss i mean. maybe even doing it again when he looks at you but this time with a lil "mwah!" so intentions are crystal clear. get loved on, goofass

AHEEM HEEM HEEM

This is so fucking cute I wanna cry, Rodimus and his stupid little yappy-hands <3 <3 <3 <3 He would also love to give you a little kiss on the cheek with his yappy-hand too, smushing the tips of his digits against your cheek with an exaggerated smooch noise. You two have fully and successfully derailed the meeting with your shameless flirting.

Once he knows you like it I feel like he becomes relentless, as is his wont. If you ever bicker and aren't talking to him he'll be like "Soooooo, I know you aren't talking to Rodimus... But are you talking to Mr. Servo?" And you can see his servo closed up into that stupid little puppet shape peeking over your shoulder, giving you little kisses on your head, trying to get you to talk to him through a dumb, over-the-top voice and little digit smoochies.

Art by @archie-sunshine

I love him so much <3 Our favorite sillyboy <3