I like to think bots with different forms of alt mode have this kind of ‘natural need’ they need to fulfill, kind of like animals and their instincts.
Like seekers often live in taller and higher buildings just so they can free drop and change alt mode to fly, and to teach sparkling seekers to get assimilated to the ‘falling’ part of flying.
And the ones with racer ground forms have this thing at the back of their processors that they need to…just race, to ‘run’ if you would, bots like blurr, knockout, rodimus, and even bumblebee at times, those bots need to feel their pipes going hot after speeding for hours, if they don’t they just feel restless
And heavier grounder bots honestly depends on what alt mode they currently have or they already have as it changes their ‘wants and needs’ take the constructicons for an example, they ENJOY building and breaking down things, moving them carrying them etc. or ones with trucks like Optimus or ultra Magnus who happens to carry other’s alt modes in their storage cargos.
I like to be delusional and think that titan class transformers like community, they like to be around other bots, as they want to be involved into a lot of space wirh the others, not necessarily in a parasocial way, they just want to be more included in a way rather than just being ‘the city’, they often feel lonely as they don’t get to interact with others in their bipedal forms as they’re too big.
Or another take is that they just prefer things that way and that they don’t want to be bothered and to leave them alone.
Not to forget the minicons who just LOVE close proximity to others, it doesn’t matter if they’re cassetticons/drones etc, like to hang out with others, to be carried around (although not all likes that for example ravage), minicons like rumble and frenzy often don’t mind being carried around.
All of that inevitably is what their human has to deal with if they were to be with them; so you’re often times dragged with them a lot of times.
(I made this with G1 in mind but it can be read in any continuity frfr)
Imagine like falling asleep on a decepticon like Skywarp, rumble and frenzy, or whoever (im sayin Skywarp and the terror twins cuz they’re likely to pull ts) or sum shit on a day when he don’t wanna do his duties, and accidentally starting the excuse of “I can’t, the fleshie fell asleep on me” throughout the base or whateva. Expect to just get randomly dragged away and told to sleep by some bot just cuz they don’t wanna do shit lol.
I lowk feel like this could apply to the autobots aswell, not necessarily in a excuse way but in a ‘aww the human trusts me, I must guard them till I wake up’ sorta way (could also be an excuse though, ya never know)
Eventually you fall asleep on Starscream and he immediately pulls the “The human has fallen asleep on me! Therefore, I, Starscream, am the new leader of the Decepticons” card, only for him to be whacked upside the helm.
Could we get the next part of Alcohol Eyes? 🥹🥹🥹 Pretty please?
Sure!
Alcohol Eyes Pt 16
Frenzy x Reader, Rumble x Reader
• It’s a delicious shock when his spark arcs to meet your fingertips. And you’re falling into him, like he’s a deep ocean of light. Body trembling as his hand grips yours, your lips part. Aware of your actual body under his even as he snares you and pulls you under. This is the real him, you realize, seeing his light and heat spiral around you and every time he brushes against you, you’re catching flashes of memories and emotions that aren’t yours. Dizzyingly aware of the juxtaposition of your memories and his blending together. That you’re seeing him just like he’s seeing you.
• Hadn’t expected it to be like this. Humbling and intimate. Though, he hadn’t really known what to expect at all. And he’s dimly aware of Frenzy saying his name but not moving to separate him from you. Greedily reaching for you, gathering you to himself to feel everything you are cascading through him, he shudders. Is this why spark bonding is taboo? Part of him wants to stay here in this moment, drifting through you. No one’s ever seen him like this, laid him bare. The good and bad. Isn’t sure he likes the sensation even as he needs it.
• It’s hard to tell where you end and he begins. Aware that you can’t hold anything back, every embarrassment, loss, and joy are right there for him to see. To live like they were his. There’s a rightness to the feeling even as it aches through you and leaves you feeling far too vulnerable. Because you’re seeing all of him, too. The resentments, the petty vendettas, the fear. They’re his and they become yours. His light spirals through you, cocooning you in him as he pulls you after him, the two of you tangling together. He’s asking you something and there aren’t any words, but you don’t need them anyway.
• Clinging to the fragile light of you, he just wants to stay in this moment. Dreaming your life, learning you better than he knows himself. Feels the delicate bond stretching between him and you, not quite whole, yet and he needs more. Following as you arrow through him, he brushes against you. Asking again. And again. Hounding you to surrender to him, claim him. Bond with him fully. Spiraling around you, he feels your hesitation. That you’re overwhelmed with him. For a moment, he’s afraid you’ll refuse. That you’ve realized he’s only a cassette, that he’s not enough.
• Feel something waver between you both and he’s drawing away. Leaving you behind. His uncertainty and hurt sparking through you as you reach for him and you’re twining with him. Feeling that question again, less sure. So unsure it hurts as you accept, hanging onto him and you’re aware of his mouth brushing yours. Kissing you as you tangle in him. Choosing him as your fingers flex in the light and heat of his spark and he shudders against you.
I'm actually working on a fanart of this au of autobots/decepticons of kissing your figurine, and they come to life...and my ass wants the miniformers series cuz I wanna manhandle these guys-
You walk over to your personal bathroom again and turn on the bathtub faucet. As Rumble and Frenzy, your two "Figurines" you bought for your twin nephews, came to life in secret and have been trying to leave your house in secret
Rumble: Is it safe?
Frenzy: I dunnobro. Go scope the scene.
Rumble gives a thumbs up and drops out of the coat, and gets out of your closet. He crawls to the bathroom. Suddenly, he looks up as you enters pulling your sock off ...your pile of discarded clothes on the floor
Rumble blushes as he looks up at you. He retreats back to the closet and gets back in the coat
Frenzy: What happened, man?
Rumble*Talking quickly*I'm not goin' back out there.
Frenzy: Well... whaddaya mean? What happened?
Rumble stares blankly into the distance
Frenzy*Actually worried now and pats his twin's shoulder*Bro?
Soundwave making his kids take turns acting as your service animal pal
this is so delightful lmfaoo
⚝・┆genderless reader, gender not mentioned.
: ̗̀➛ Ravage takes it in stride, finding it easy to move with you. He has no issue with simply taking the command given by Soundwave to carry out, to check your vitals where and how he can, to keep track of your movements.
: ̗̀➛ Ravage finds it so easy that sometimes he simply slips into doing so without realizing that's what he's doing. It's natural and expected. It's also one of the least demanding tasks he has.
: ̗̀➛ Laserbeak finds it equal parts difficult and easy. Easy because he can take the order the same as Ravage, simply moving into it. Difficult because, well... he isn't exactly made to carry and it is not as easy to configure carrying you the way it is for Ravage.
: ̗̀➛ Sometimes he will outright refuse, but it is not because he hates you or doing it for you, though sometimes he has some resentment to it. You should take care of yourself. No, most of the time it is because logistically he is not the one made to help you.
: ̗̀➛ Buzzsaw just won't. He'd rather take the punishment than be responsible for some squishy little organic lifeform. He is actively hostile towards you sometimes. Soundwave has stopped asking and actively keeps him away from you.
: ̗̀➛ Rumble and Frenzy are there own beast. Chaotic and all over the place. They get it done, they are helpful, the know what they're doing. They are asking you about a thousand different questions. Frenzy has told you about at least 8 different Cybertronian ecosystems. He isn't correct. You don't know that. It is delightful.
: ̗̀➛ Sometimes it seems more like they're working together to actively make everything worse. And then the hardest part of your day is gone by and you didn't even notice. You have to ignore their shit eating grins.
: ̗̀➛ They find the difference of their day fun and move to make it as chaotic and wild as possible and it's not even for you, it just works out that way.
: ̗̀➛ All of them tend to take it in stride, though some, like Buzzsaw, would rather take the opportunity to kill you out right. Some even grow to enjoy it, like Ravage and, while for completely different reasons, Rumble and Frenzy.
: ̗̀➛ Most of them eventually begin to look at you more like part of the family than a task or annoyance, though that doesn't mean you aren't an annoyance to them. It's just different kind of annoyance with you now.
: ̗̀➛ This also means they become fiercely protective of you. They're small themselves, it's easy for them to see where you become a danger to yourself, such as under ped. After a few "coincidental accidents" that just happen to have Rumble and Frenzy hanging around, more people are aware of you and them around you.
(This is inspired by the works of @revelboo and @seraphimaa. Primarily inspired by @seraphimaa’s human pet AU)
He never intended or even considered getting a human as a pet, he already has 6 cassettes to look after and that’s already a lot. They’re small and need someone to look after them on a planet of metal titans who look down on and would hurt them, he cares deeply for them, they’re basically his everything. So when he came across a little stray human in a Cybertronian alley, he couldn’t help himself
Something eerily Cybertronian that’s even smaller and vastly more fragile than his cassettes, he couldn’t just look away. The caste system, form equals functionism and the corrupt senate, everything he hates about Cybertron and that he’s fighting for, equality for all life on Cybertron. The way your human optics looked up at him in fear, the intelligence in them, it felt wrong in his spark to ignore you. He carefully knelt down in front of you and softly started crooning and rumbling, calming you the same way he would with a cassette
It’s rather cold on Cybertron, you could barely manage to stay alive and warm. Thankfully it isn’t cold enough to get frostbite but you often wake up with stiff joints. You’ve seen other humans who had Cybertronian owners, they were seemingly well cared for, the humans often looked happy. It’s only because of other humans who’d pass by you and sneak you some bits of food that you’ve managed to survive this long. But it’s dangerous as a ‘stray human’. If you encounter the wrong bot, they’ll capture you and put you down, all in the attempt to ‘prevent the spread of organic diseases’ and ‘to prevent the breeding of stray organics’
You had no intention of going with this random bot, but then you heard it, the sound of a ‘Stray Surveillance drone’. Those things are a death sentence for any stray organic. They scan for organic lifeforms and if you’re not wearing an identification collar that all organic pets must wear, the drone will terminate you on the spot, shooting you with a laser blast that would vaporize you, leaving nothing but a small soot spot on the ground
Sensing your fear and hearing the sound of an approaching drone of some kind, Soundwave had no choice but to quickly scoop you up and hide you in his cassette compartment. He watched as the drone passed by him and paid him no mind. He knew what kind of drone that was, he’s seen what it does to organics, no wonder you were so frightened, you must have seen it too, which would also imply you have some intelligence since you were able to recognize and identify the drone as a threat
Soundwave decided in that instant that he would keep you and look after you. And the first thing he needed to do was get you an identification collar so you’d never have to worry about those things again. While human supplies can be immensely expensive, he luckily has black mail on quite a few pet vendors. The first thing he did was get you a collar, a large supply of food and water, some coverings (he doesn’t see the reason why they’re considered essential, but he’s no expert on human care), and a couple blankets for you to nest in
Once he got to his habsuite on his ship, he opened his cassette compartment and gently set you down on his desk. He watched you look around quickly and then run to the furthest edge of his desk, as far from him as possible. He had to resist the urge to corral you with his servos in fear that you might jump off the desk, but he needed you to trust him, or at the very least, not be terrified of him
You watched carefully as the large blue bot slowly stood up straight and began to pull a few metal crates out of seemingly thin air. He set the crates down and began pulling items out of them. You watched as he then set the items down and pushed them towards you. You refused to move, what is this bot’s plan, surely he has to have some kind of ulterior motive here. After staring at each other for a few moments, the big blue bot then left the room
You listened for the footsteps of the bot to completely disappear before you slowly approached the crates and items. Soft blankets, new clothes, food and water, as well as some soap and a hair brush. Seeing all this, you wished more than anything that you could indulge yourself, but since you don’t know what that bot wants with you, you’ll have to stay strong and control yourself. You can’t keep or use any of this, there’s no telling what might have been done to this stuff. It could easily be a trap and you won’t fall for it
Soundwave watched you through the cameras and vented, hanging his helm when he saw you inspect the items he got for you only for you to not use a single thing of it. Perhaps there’s something he’s missing that’s crucial to gaining a human’s trust. He decided to start researching about humans all across the cybernet. He doesn’t know much about your kind and he’ll need to know more if he’s to properly care for you. He told his cassettes to give you space to acclimate (looking at you Rumble and Frenzy) and not to bother you
He found that you would need certain modifications made to his habsuite in order for you to be comfortable. This would include a private area for you to relieve yourself of waste as well as a secure area to bathe and sleep in. It seems that humans oftentimes act more defensive and feel vulnerable when bathing, defecating or recharging. It’s understandable to him why your kind would feel so vulnerable, you’re soft and fragile compared to his kind. And apparently humans hate being bare and without some kind of covering
Soundwave began working on the aforementioned modifications while still keeping an eye on you through the security cameras. He built and installed a private area for you to relieve yourself of waste, based on what his research said. Supposedly your kind have an instinct to use these so he really hopes he won’t have to house-train you. He built you a soundproofed little box that you would nest in that allowed for the lights and noise to be blocked out. While he was doing all of this, he definitely should have kept a better eye on the twins
You were nearly asleep, you kept trying to stay awake but your body and mind wouldn’t listen. You fell asleep only to be awoken by mechanical voices. You’ve heard Cybertronians talk so you know what they sound like, but you were still surprised to see two miniature bots standing across from you and looking through the human stuff. You watched as they seemed to ignore you and were talking to each other. You saw one of them lift up a pair of underwear and inspect it before shoving it at the other
Rumble and Frenzy knew Soundwave would get mad if they scared you. But they were bored and you were recharging when they snuck in so what could it hurt? They too had no experience with humans and were curious about all the stuff Soundwave had gotten you. They jumped onto the desk and began to quietly look through all the stuff. They had tried to guess what things were and what they were used for. Frenzy had picked up a strange article of cloth and wondered what it was for only for Rumble to guess by its shape that it was to cover your human ‘bits’
The two then got into a fight as Frenzy tried to force Rumble to wear the underwear and as they started to brawl. Frenzy had managed to pin Rumble to the desk before they noticed you looking at them wide eyed. Ah, slag. They’d done it now
You couldn’t believe what you were seeing. These two bots were basically wrestling one another while one of them tried to force the other to put on human underwear. Once they noticed you were watching them they each froze, the purple one laid on the ground and had one foot on the red and black one’s face, pushing him away while the red and black one kept trying to grab the other’s foot and force it through one of the garments holes. You’d never seen something so ridiculous in your life and you couldn’t stop yourself from bursting out laughing at the two little bots
It was only for a moment but you realized what you had done and immediately stopped laughing. You sat frozen, staring at the twins while they too were frozen. That’s when Soundwave ran into the room only to watch Rumble hold another pair of underwear out to you. He continued to hold it out to you and asked you to show him how to wear it, but you didn’t understand that. You slowly approached and cautiously took the underwear from Rumble and held them against your hips
Seeing this, Rumble smacked Frenzy with an ‘I told you so’ before they continued to fight and ended up tumbling off the edge of the desk onto the floor. You ran over to the edge and Soundwave was worried you would jump only to sense your fear and worry for the wellbeing of Rumble and Frenzy. Needless to say, later that cycle, Soundwave decided that it would probably be easier for you to get along with his Cassettes considering they’re closer to your height, and instructed his Cassettes to be nice to you and try to befriend you
Rumble and Frenzy were the first to befriend you. Their antics and rowdiness made it hard for them to be particularly frightening. They would often bring you human items and you understood that they wanted you to show them how they were used. They were very interested in human games. You eventually would teach them hide ‘n seek, which they constantly cheated by using their technology and access to the security cameras to find you
Rumble and Frenzy would take you to the wash racks and help you clean yourself. You saw them washing themselves and decided to help them wash their backs since they couldn’t reach them, they misunderstood this as you trying to be romantic. After some time of being around Rumble and Frenzy, you realized that Soundwave wasn’t a threat. In fact, if the twins were too rowdy or you needed a break, you’d often seek out Soundwave, much to his delight
Ravage originally had no interest in you and was slightly irritated whenever you would try to hug him and pet him. That was until he saw you purposefully take a ball and beam Rumble in the back of his helm and quickly hide. This caused a fight between the twins while you smiled and snuck away, you devious little fleshling. Ravage would watch as you would play with your toys and climb the ‘climbing wall’ that Soundwave built. It was basically a giant obstacle course that was the entire wall
What really made Ravage take a liking to you was when you defended him from another bot. Soundwave had landed the ship in order to get more supplies and the Cassettes wandered around. You were in an alleyway when a regular sized bot had found you and Ravage, the bot had kicked Ravage out of the way to grab you. When Ravage went to attack the bot, the bot grabbed him. You then grabbed a piece of metal from some nearby trash and jammed it in between the bot’s plating and managed to nick an Energon vein
The bot dropped Ravage and you ran to catch him which ended up with him landing on you. Later on the ship, to Soundwave’s distress, your entire back and chest were bruised from your attempt to catch Ravage. You put yourself in harms way for him despite your much more fragile body, although it was stupid of you, you did gain Ravage’s respect
Laserbeak and Buzzsaw enjoy snuggling with you on your nest as well as when you clean them. Since they fly, especially if it’s on an organic planet, they tend to get bugs and other organic matter stuck on them and in their small crevices. They found that you are particularly good at cleaning those crevices and will often go to you whenever they’re in need of your services. That’s what particularly got you in their good graces and made them accept you
Soundwave enjoys having snuggles with you. He read that humans are an affectionate race and you love snuggling with warm things. Soundwave enjoys whenever you cuddle up to his neck cables and he’ll often wrap a blanket around you whilst you nap there. He does enjoy playing with you, both in the platonic and intimate sense. Whether it’s playing ball with you, or mass shifting and fragging you. He enjoys both activities
Since you recharge more often than all of them, Soundwave always makes sure to be extra quiet when he knows you’re recharging. He always makes sure that the twins don’t disturb you since you need to recharge for your health. If his cassettes decide to take this chance and cuddle with you, as long as they don’t wake you up, he’s fine with it
After some time of having gotten used to being in your presence, Soundwave realized that humans are indeed sentient. He can’t quite read your mind like he can with his own kind, he can’t hear your thoughts or vise versa, but he can see your thoughts in a sense. When he reads your mind, it’s like images are sent to his own, he can get an idea of what you’re thinking from these images. He can also sense your emotional field which greatly helps him
He was rather surprised one day to find images of him and you fragging in your head. That’s not quite how his anatomy works but then again, you don’t know that yet. He looked through the various images in your thoughts and realized that along with these images, you felt genuine love and affection for him. He also felt your sadness at the difficulties in communication between you and them
Soundwave spent some time researching whether it was safe for him to frag you or not and boy was he surprised at his own kind’s deviance. His research ended up with him accidentally stumbling across a Cybertronian porn site dedicated specifically to human and bot porn. Before he could stop himself he was devouring the information and media, from pictures of bot’s tying their little humans up and fragging them, to written stories of different kinks bots had indulged in with their humans. This site had everything and had Soundwave’s vents on the highest setting as well as his spike trying to free itself from his panels
That night, he spent the entire evening thoroughly pleasing and indulging in you. Your sweet little cries and sounds were music to his audials. While eating you out, he groaned at the taste. The accounts were right, humans taste delicious in an otherworldly sense. With his dermas leaving kisses all over your body, his digits explored your human genitalia. He made sure to see if your nipples were sensitive since he read that many humans have sensitive nipples no matter which gender they were and he was delighted to find that yours were. He growled as he mass shifted and finally sheathed his spike inside your human valve. He could sense and feel your pleasure as he thrusted deep into you, he knew exactly what made you feel good and he exploited this
He was somewhat mortified for his cassettes to walk into his habsuite one cycle and find him mass shifted with his spike shoved deep inside your valve, him bent over you and you with your hips in the air and your face in the berth. They stared at him before quickly leaving. Later Rumble and Frenzy asked if they too were allowed to frag you. Soundwave knew you had affections for them too, he told them that they could but since they can’t directly ask you for consent, they need to give you the chance to choose if you want to frag. Eventually you learned the word ‘frag’ in their language and now whenever the twins want to frag you, they just say frag and let you nod or shake your head for consent
The twins can be rather rough and they spent many cycles surfing the porn site to figure out what things they could try next. They’d show you pictures and images and have you nod or shake your head to see if you were interested in any of the things displayed. Ravage, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw don’t interface with you and they leave the area whenever you interface with the other three
Overall, you’ve become an inseparable and irreplaceable part of the family. Each of them would fight for you and fiercely defend you if ever necessary. Neither Soundwave or his Cassettes can imagine life without you anymore, you live a fun, pampered and rambunctious life with these guys and you wouldn’t trade it for anything
You find an "automatic" tank busted in the middle of the night, and as the good millitar Mechanic that you are, you fix it.
Or, the Decepticons don't have a trained doctor(yet), and you just volunteered as a substitute by their leaders' logic and standards
Next time you wake up, you are trembling and on a corner, hugging tightly your backpack and curious electronic voices chatting amongst each other very close to you
"Are they dead?"
"Do I look like a human doctor to you?"
"What if we pick it up?"
"Ohhh lets play toss the human, that would wake the-"
You wave your arm around, still sleepy and dying of hunger, but anything to keep you alive "no, no, let's not play toss the human. How about feed the human? That sounds nice to me..."
Stretching and hearing bones snapping you finally take a good look around. To your surprise, you are greeted with the tiniest Cybertronians you have seen thus far
"Frag, did you hear that?!" A black and red transformer screams and hides behind a lavender one, both still towering over you, but at least they just looked like abnormally tall for human height and not... building levels of tall
"Oh, so it is awake, morning sun shine" the purple mech waves at you, in his arms what looked like two pistons shine, one of them stuck out "I require your assistance"
"Hm..." You get up "alright just... give me a minute... sit around..." you look at the massive place, and points to were Thundercracker had last transfomed for his checkin yesterday "there, I'll go by just one second"
"Oh wow, you suck at this" the purple one says snickering at you
"Don't you guys need to eat to function? Energon, right?" You snap at him, picking the remains of your pack of proceced potatoes "well guess what? Humans do too, now sit down, be a good bot and wait"
When your slow brain finally registered, you had just snaped at two giant robots with deadly weapons. You almost broke your neck, looking directly at them waiting for a reaction. Surprisingly, both just sat there, looking at you and... wait for you to finish eating
You quickly and ankwardly do, and finally, go to meet them, you give a wave "well, hello... how... may I help you both"
The lavender one snaps first of whatever though he was having and points at his right arm, the one with a piston stuck out "it's stuck, fix it"
You hum, getting closer, the black one gets out of the way and sits the other side, visor never leaving you, now taking a better look, both bots looked practically identical, you wonder of they are twins... wich lead to you wondering how does reproduction work for Cybertronians, wich you promptly goes back to focus on your work, least you wonder too much
"Can you transform? I have better rattings in fixing problems on alt-modes"
"Ugh do I need to?" He grimaces " It feels unconfortable when transformed"
"Let me see what I can do for now then" you nod and start inspecting the arm and it's crevices "but be warned, until I have a proper Cybertronian anatomy book I won't be of much use to you if you can't change"
"Whatever..." the bot pouts and looks at the other
"They are nicer than Shockwave" you hear they whispering as you inspect the crevice between the pistons, and find the culprit of the bots' problem
"Shhhh, they haven't even done anything yet" you hear a slap, and your patient move
"Still, better free than trapped on the table"
"Bah stop being such a weenie... did Soundwave COMM yet?"
"Negative, your absense has not been noticed yet"
"Thank Primus for that"
"Whats your name?" You ask, breaking the conversation flow of the bots, wich makes your patient jump with enough force to help you take the small metal slit out, just as you hopped it would
The two look at you like they finaly noticed you, you continue to work, inspecting each cranny to have a good idea if there were any more stuck parts, besides dirt and dents you haven't found any again
"I'm Frenzy" the black and red one answers, wich prompted the lavender one to smack him on the helm
"Idiot! We are not even supposed to be here! Soundwave will kill us if he finds out!"
"And this is Rumble-"
The purple and lavender mech jumps his right hand up, piston sliding into place "why you-!"
"My arm!"
"Unstuck" you agree at the beaming mech "it was just a metal slit"
"And you just took it out so easily?! No cirurgy or anything?!"
You looked at them, then at the crevices of his pistons, and then at your hands "small... hands?"
"That's so cool!"
"You said something about Energon, right?" Frenzy beams at you "what do humans consume?"
"Oh..." You stare at the bot, stuned that they were actualy paying attention to what you said before "many things... but most need fire and water to actually be... comsumed properly by a human"
"Cool, cool, cool... where do you find that stuff? You guys have bars or something like that?"
"Yes... but" alright, weird alien race knows what a bar is... can they get drunk? "Comum consumable itens, food, we find more in markets, convenience stores, grocery stores, usually crawling with humans"
"You are not ditching me on dutty to go raid a market alone" Rumble grumbles
"I wasn't going!"
"Yes, you were!"
"..." You look at both bots arguing with each other, and try to think how to gently suggest that maybe you can tag along or if there's a way to talk with Megatron about-
"Pit-" Frenzy stops
"Oh hey, how convenient, we-" Frenzy slaps Rumbles helm while holding the side of his own head
"On it, boss!" As he releases his helm sides, he screams at Rumble "are you stupid?! He doesn't know we are here! Do you want to blow our cover?!"
"Bet you he does..."
"If he did he would have come and killed the human after yesterdays warning" you swing from a feet to the other anxiously to the side, hopping whoever they are talking about does not in fact know they are here then
"Anyways, human!" Rumble completely ignores Frenzy rambling "the big guy wants to see you!"
...........................
Megatrons' office was, like everything in this godforsaken base, big, enormous, towering over you and your two new companions, however the warlord made sure to greet you at the door and as Rumble and Frenzy demonstrate an absurd capability of jump height, he gently shows you his palm waiting for you to get in
You do, because who are you to say no to a giant mech, the Cybertronian tyrant carries you to his table, letting you out besides the twins as he takes his seat in front of you, your two companions snikers to each other when you stumbled out of the warlords hand
"It has come to my attention" Megatron speaks "that we may not be suitable to host a human"
No shit, you think, but holds your tongue, body rigid and ready for report as it was instigated in you by your superiors "hence after pondering, I came to the solution, you"
His red eyes lock with yours "are to have a trip to the nearest human store and grab whatever you may need for your survival, however, you are never to leave this facility without permission or company, am I clear?"
No, he isn't, because how the fuck is someone to accompany you if they are all big war vehicles, what are you even supposed to buy, how would you even get there and back in time, if you would call for help would anyone even belive you?
But that's not the right answer to him nor the answer that would probably keep you alive, so, as you have done all your life you hold still, and answers politely and professionally "yes, lord Megatron,may I know who would be acompaning me sir?"
"I voluntear!" Frenzy imediatly chirps up, earning a growl from Rumble
"I was going to say that!"
"You already go to missions on a monthly basis! Let me be the one to get out once in a while"
Megatron smiles, pleased with your answer and the cassettes eagerness "Frenzy has my permission"
"Yes!" "Nooo!"
"Thundercracker will be your ride, I have already informed him of this, Frenzy..."
The black mech perks up "Bring the human to the main hangar, you are to meet there"
"Yes, sir!"
"Good, dismissed-"
"A word, lord Megatron" you dare to speak, it was now or never, he looks annoyed at you, pleasantly momentary forgoten
"Speak briefly, I have duties to attend"
"There will be need of new parts for some concerts" you look him up and down, hoping he understands what you are referring to "spare parts, to better function that merely fixes can not in long term maintain good health to my patients"
"That's all?" You glup
"Yes sir"
"Dismissed, your concerns are noted" and with that, Frenzy picks you up and jumps out of the warlords table, you yelp in surprise
"You could have done that?!"
"Oh sush you liked being carried like a little mouseturn"
"What-" the black Cybertronian pulls you along and out of the office
"Come on I haven't seen the sun in cyclesss"
.........................
"How?!" You screech at the little black and red caccette in your hands "how the fuck can you get so fucking small?'"
"Neat right ehehe" you hear and feel the vibrations in your hands as Frenzy answers "now there won't be any problems on the way in or out"
"What the fuck" you inspect him from all sides
"Carefull human, I am very fragile"
"You could stomp me to death in your other form"
"Details"
"Is every... Minicon, right? Is every Minicon a little caccette then?" You ask, looking around yourself to see what you could use to carry the little guy in your hands
"Nah, just some after we bond with a certain tipe of transformer"
"What? You need a caccette player to become a caccette?"
"... yeah"
".... what the fuck" as you look around you finally notice the hagar, an open place, still in need of walls and doors, right by the missing wall was the blue mech, you wave at him "morning Thundercracker!"
"DON'T WAVE ME AROUND!" you imediatly stops and feel the little caccette in your hands grow in size, in a panic you toss him aside and in mid air Frenzy de-transforms and grows in size
He looks at you annoyed but is immediately distracted by your panicked expression, he snickers "serves you right"
"Evening" the blue flier answers, great, you overslept, amazing. Taking a closer look you see his optics are brighter than yesterday, his posture more alert, someone hadn't slept well the last time you had met then, good to see him better now, you smile "shall we?"
"Do you even know where we are going?" You ask
"To the nearest florest to a human city, from there it's on you, Frenzy is to call me once you are ready to come back" oh great, you would have to walk from miles
"Don't you guys have... like, a car transformer or something?"
"Flight is superior" Thundercracker immediately answers "and no, we do not, those are still in Cybertron"
"Got it... I can't hope to have my bike back can I?" You mumble
"You know how to tame a bike?!" Frenzy looks at you
"Inanimated object" you correct his assumption, at least what you think that he was referring to "I know how to drive a bike, not tame it"
"Oh yeah right" the caccette transforms again and you reflexively catch him "I'm ready! Lets go!"
You sigh amused, and put him in one of the bottle pokets of your backpack "can you see from there?"
"Yup!" You nod at his response
.......................
The flight went without major inssues, it was not the first time you had to momentarily be on a jet, you luckly didn't pass out, but you did scramble out the second you could and puked in the nearest corner of the forest you found
Thundercracker found the act curious while Frenzy was laughing at you from having a weak complex or whatever that means to him
The walk to a nearest market? Tiresome, miles and miles of only walking and talking with the transformed caccette, at least you learned so things, his job was the main guard of the fortress, while Rumble was more of a field agent once the constructions were finished
There were grounders, flyers, minicons, predacons, and many more subcategories for transformers, when asked about what made seekers diferent from flyers Frenzy didn't knew how to answer properly and only gave you a vague "they are faster" answer, you accepted it for now, you did have at least one seeker to talk to about this another time... hopefully
Once at your destination, you grabbed all junk food you could and many, many water bottles, and lady luck must have finally liked you to let a small portable manual stove on sale, money was not an inssue for you now, rent be damned, you are in half a custody of giant ass robots if you survived this you were already done for life
It was almost night when you finally decided to go back to the meeting point, arms sore from carring so much stuff, and Frenzy refused to transform and help out
"This would be faster if someone were to help me" You jab at the caccette, not stopping once, powering trough the steps
The caccette doesn't answer, and that makes you stop "Frenzy?"
The night breeze pass trough you, once again, in the middle of nowhere, but now not at all alone, your ears pick up the soft huming coming from the small bot, and you let a amused grin show, he has fallen asleep
You keep your pace, now quiet, admiring the tundra view, cars pass once in a while in the highway, lucky not one stops to help, you see a red truck approaching, massive in size, a beauty to behold even if it clearly had seen better days and in dire need of a paint job, you can't help but stare
As it comes, you make eye contact with someone inside, a young man, far younger than you, he notices and waves, you smile tiredly at him, and the truck passes
Alone again you... hear it coming back, oh fuck, you stop in your tracks and look at the parked red and blue truck, from the passage seat the boy opens his door "Want a ride?! It's pretty late for groceries!"
You hope Frenzy won't just pop out and kill this guy just because he talked to you "thank you, but there's no need!"
You lie, ignoring how you feel your legs tremble "my friend is just over there, and we just needed some gasoline to keep going! Thanks for the offer tho"
"Oh..." the brow haired boy looks embarrassed "I see... do you want help getting there anyways?"
"Nope! bye!" You quick your steps and runs away from the stranger, hoping to whoever was out there that he stops persisting
He did, and when you finally enter the meeting forest, Frenzy transforms, he look around worried, always checking back
"Something wrong?" You ask
"No! Not at all!" The caccette answers high pitched "where is Thundercracker when you need him anyways right?! Haha"
You hear in the distance a roar, coming ever closer and when stopping, oh... that's why he is called Thundercracker .Slowly, the seeker comes to the ground away from the night sky, he keeps quiet as his ladder descends
"Did something happen?" You ask Frenzy
"Kinda..." the black casserte answers, tension never leaving him as he continues to look around
You don't waste time to embark on your blue jet, as you do, you notice, he has burns around himself... something happened to the base
