#pirate wizard

[irving-the-pirate-wizard]

[drakebigshep]

Let's Dance

"Would you be my valentine for the most delicious day you've ever had?" Been REALLY enjoying Drake as a lipomancer and cryomancer for fantasy fun settings.

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[bluebellowl]

Young James studying spells‘n stuff

“You have it so good. Sleeping all day, scratching people you don’t like, climbing any wall with ease, see in the darkest of nights… hm..”

[acornknight]

her name is Xanthia, the Pirate Wizard. Shes cursed. also a necromancer. u kno how it is

[captain-heiko]

The Mandrill

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: If Gary ‘Crow’s Nest’ Focovius ever teleports he’ll turn invisible.

Peach (dragonborn warlock): For how long?

DM: No, he’ll just turn invisible. No save.

Mangoes (dragonborn warlord): ..Do you need to teleport often?

Crow’s Nest: I’ve never teleported before in my life.

Peach: Perfect!

[irving-the-pirate-wizard]

Challenged this little scrub of a scribe to a duel with my cutlass. And he refused me saying some lilly-livered bullshit like, "blah blah penis mightier than the sword blah blah."

Cursed that man's fingers into knives, let's see how mighty his penis is now

[irving-the-pirate-wizard]

She Ho on my Munc till I Ulus!

HA!!!

...

I drank a bad batch of rum...