#pizza debate

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Luigi: What’s one thing you think tastes amazing that everyone else thinks is weird.

Mario: Pizza crust dipped in coffee.

Luigi: ...

Bowser: You’re right, that is weird.

Mario: Least I don’t put pineapple on mine.

Bowser: YOU WANNA START THIS AGAIN BITCH?!

Mario: YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE IT! YOU JUST EAT IT TO PISS ME OFF!

Bowser: AND YOUR IMPUDENT RAGE TASTES BETTER THAN ANY PIZZA I COULD EVER EAT!

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k gotta a new pizza debate for some of y’all

Corn?

My partner said corn is okay on pizza! He said it’s an English thing! I told him I would be posting on tumblr to shame him.

I mean, who the eats corn on pizza? it’s wrong.

[fluffyyymocha]

I got polls. I've been given power.

[distant manic laughter]

What Is The Correct Eay To Eat Pizza?

Triangle

Triangle Folded Once

Triangle Folded Twice or More

Square

Square Folded Once

Square Folded Twice or More

The Entire Circle Pie (like, un-cut)

The Entire Square Pie (again, un-cut)

Other (put in tags)

Voting ended onJun 1, 2023

[kbirby]

pizza debate

[worldoffanfiction10]

Flash: My Wondy!

Wonder Woman: My Wally!

Batman: (growls) Urghhhhh

Flash: (snorts) Okay, Lurch. Anyway, Princess, I need you to do a food experiment for me. It’s the great pizza debate. The battle has never been won. Will you do it for me, please? (Kisses her hand)

Wonder Woman (smiles in amusement) Okay, you’ve convinced me.

Flash: (hugs WW tight) You’re the best! Batman, blindfold her, will you, please?

Batman: (gets up to blindfold Diana so that Flash doesn’t have any more excuses to touch his princess, thinks of countless ways to rip off Flash’s lips, gasps in horror as he sees Flash zoom back in with the pizza and whispers breathlessly:) No...

Flash: (takes a pizza of cheese pizza with pineapple on it and walks towards WW) I hope you love it.

Batman: (slaps the pizza out of Flash’s hand) I can’t let you. I just can’t.

Flash: Well, we know what side of the war you’re on. She already agreed, so it must be done.

Batman: Fine. Just let me do it.

Flash: (sighs) Fine. Suit yourself.

Wonder Woman: (suddenly nervous at the position she placed herself in) Guys?

Batman: (whispers) Its okay, Princess. I’m right here. (feeds her pizza)

Diana: (moans after taking a bite) Mmm, pineapple on pizza is absolutely... amazing!

Flash: (jumps around the room) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Pineapple Pizza Lovers for the WINNNNNN!

Batman: (sadly caresses Diana’s still blindfolded face and decides he still loves her even after this moment. He kisses her forehead.) I’ll be back, Princess. (Marches up to Flash and gives a deadly, whispered threat) You... You will pay for this.

Flash (zooms out of room) Diana! Save the pizza!

Diana: (takes another bite of pineapple pizza and sighs contentedly) So... good.

[medical-magpie]

(description: a screenshot from a class group with a message that reads “happy holidays to everyone, even the ones who put cream base on pizza”)

This conversation has now gotten to an argument between tomato over cream base, the pineapple on pizza dilemma has been diffused.

[aizawaslovebot]

My take us anyone who likes it need to be curb stomped.

b-but what if i... what if i like pineapple on pizza ;-;)

[fandomlockedfan]

I mean. She right tho.