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[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

[denialwasaoption]

DESTIEL HEADCANONS

(Married and they had a happy ending version, I'm a canon divergence FREAK)

I am only on season 4 so please don't hate me if I'm outdated 😮‍💨😞

Castiel reads cook books, he then spends all day making dinner. He is DEVOTED, Dean can't help but laugh about it.

Castiel doesn't need sleep so most nights he sits there listening to Dean's snoring, sometimes cas pinches his nose and then Dean starts choking. Makes him giggle 😋

Because Sam is glued to the front seat of the Impala, Dean will casually put his arm around the seats and flail his hand out so Cas can hold it (yes if you've seen the fan art, ykyk)

If Cas and Dean are alone in the imapla together, Dean sometimes willingly teaches Cas how to drive (the most he's taught him is to; go forward, brake, a little something about gears and how to change the radio station)

Cas plays candycrush

Dean doesn't watch movies with Cas because Cas is one of those people who asks every single little detail either about the actor or somehow forgets who the main character is and asks who they are and what they are doing.

Castiel's favorite song is drops of Jupiter by train

Dean can't believe Cas has a favorite song

And that it's shit (in his opinion)

Their first dance song was 'made in japan' (chosen by Sam as this was the bit he wanted to help in)

[lichanicksstuff]

When Dean and Cas get together they're not a couple everybody thought they would be. Jody and Donna thought they would be all lovely-dovely always around each other; Sam thought they would finally quit arguing over smallest shit; Garth thought they would give each other funny pet names; and Claire was scared they wouldn't stop eyefucking and generally being gross. They're not like that. They behave exactly the same as they did when they weren't together. Ironically, they seem even more distant because all of their longing gazes are gone now and they just look at each other like normal people do. Dean still complains when Cas makes him take out the trash, Cas still rolles his eyes when Dean says something he conciders extremely stupid, they still move pass each other in the kitchen not even looking while talking because they know what the other one's going to do. Their movie nights don't end with the Dean Cave's door closed, they don't kiss when people are around, they don't share some secret touches everybody's looking for. The only difference are their wedding rings and for some reason their friends and family seem to be really disappointed. That's until they realise that Dean and Cas have been an old married couple for so long before they even actually got together that this whole "honeymoon phase" is long past due. They first became a married couple and then, years later, got married.

[kinky-cas]

personally I choose to believe that jack has no idea dean and cas aren’t married.

I think whatever explanation of marriage he encountered initially was very vague and about, like, Life Partnership and stuff, so it happened to apply pretty well to dean and cas and jack just kinda filed it away.

and then later on he asks sam if all married people wear wedding rings and Sam gives him a long winded answer about the variety of marriage traditions across cultures (#loreboysam) and ends with an add on about how a lot of people have jobs that might mean they can't wear rings. and jack asks “oh is hunting one of those?” and sam is like yeah I guess some people choose not to wear rings if they're going under cover a lot or something. and jack is like got it! 😊 👍and took that as confirmation. sam of course has no idea these are the conclusions jack is drawing.

[cowboydeanwinchester]

dean and cas ARE the type to get married immediately after they rescue cas and immediately dean starts giving sam relationship/marriage advice and sam’s like :| “… you… nevermind “

[cowboydeanwinchester]

“communication is important in relationships sammy”

“you and cas literally did not communicate for 13 years until he was dying”

“and that’s how i know”

[timetopanic34]

“And that’s how I know”

That’s so powerful in its truthfulness ….

[dominion-of-darkness]

cas is a cat dad which makes dean (albeit begrudgingly) a cat mom and i will die on this hill.

[lichanicksstuff]

When Dean and Cas get together they're not a couple everybody thought they would be. Jody and Donna thought they would be all lovely-dovely always around each other; Sam thought they would finally quit arguing over smallest shit; Garth thought they would give each other funny pet names; and Claire was scared they wouldn't stop eyefucking and generally being gross. They're not like that. They behave exactly the same as they did when they weren't together. Ironically, they seem even more distant because all of their longing gazes are gone now and they just look at each other like normal people do. Dean still complains when Cas makes him take out the trash, Cas still rolles his eyes when Dean says something he conciders extremely stupid, they still move pass each other in the kitchen not even looking while talking because they know what the other one's going to do. Their movie nights don't end with the Dean Cave's door closed, they don't kiss when people are around, they don't share some secret touches everybody's looking for. The only difference are their wedding rings and for some reason their friends and family seem to be really disappointed. That's until they realise that Dean and Cas have been an old married couple for so long before they even actually got together that this whole "honeymoon phase" is long past due. They first became a married couple and then, years later, got married.

[adichloh]

[blue-bird1967]

„Angels are watching over you”

[aliusfrater]

sam winchester eyebrow piercing. you agree

[aliusfrater]

that fucks wtf

[sam-dimples]

and also snake bites

[starzonez]

no one gets me…

[loserluizard]

OMG MY BABY EMO SAMMYYYY

[teddybeardrdean]

in MY gender-bent Supernatural where (pretty much) ONLY Sam, Dean, and Cas were gender-bent: Deanna would be very Fem presenting (in the same vein as Jo); still the same badass give-em-hell personality and dressing in a similar way as Dean except more of a fitted silhouette with more cropped style lower neckline tops as the base layer and low waisted fitted bootcut jeans on the bottom but with the same colour schemes and flannels and leather jacket (crucially John’s leather jacket from the early seasons) and utility boots as Dean (oh and season 1 Deans jewellery) but she’d have long hair and wear a bit of makeup (not too much as to avoid being labelled “high maintenance”, but enough that you could tell it’s there, I’m thinking shoplifted concealer/mascara/tinted lipgloss is the daily uniform and adding a red lip, black kohl eyeliner and one of those cheap eyeshadow quads that label where to place each shade on the eye when going to the bar to hustle or to troll for a hookup). Samantha on the other hand; would be the one with the short hair/pixie cut, no makeup and wear loose fitting more alternative “boy” clothing (think pretty much exactly like Sam’s outfits in season 1).

If John Winchester had daughters instead of sons he’d be pushing a veneer of Stereotypical Femininity on them to an extent (I don’t think he’d allow skirts and dresses and ‘girly’ colours such as pink, unless it was part of a ruse of course) as method of blending into society so people don’t look too close at who they are and what they’re up to (he’d probably also have some old fashioned ideals about girls appearances that play into this which bite Deanna in the ass but I’m not getting into that right now). He’d be the Drill Sargent he was in canon, training them up to be hard-living, stone-cold hunters in private (which again he would have very conflicting Thoughts on combat training girls considering who he was/his generation etc. but I digress), but that cover of his daughters, Deanna and Samantha, just being Typical Teenage Girls in a working class blue collar way that would perfectly blend into the often rural, blue collar working class , salt-of-the-earth places they frequent is not only very good cover because they Blend™️, but also useful in other ways such as monsters/other hunters/civilians (Schools, people they hustle, motel managers, police/child services, and many more) underestimating them (in both the ‘harmless little girl’ and the ‘Scoff you’re just a girl’ ways), and for John’s use as bait while hunting (in a ‘defenceless little thing all alone’ way when young which grows into pretty much honey-potting when older)(this one only applies to Deanna as it did only for Dean in canon).

Deanna, like Dean, would bend to her fathers expectations and mold herself around what she thinks would earn approval and validation not just from John but also from the people around her (hookups, people in school, etc) and it’d bite her in the ass with John as I previously said due to the fact that it’s what John expects but not what he respects (I have a lot more thoughts on this- this is just pretty much what it boils down to on a very basic level). As for Samantha I think she would buck that as much as she could, so just like how Sam first started to grow his hair long in part to spite John/expectations/rigidity of gender-roles (what makes a man; in their specific geographical location/social and economic class, in his fathers eyes etc), Samantha would cut hers short and dress more tomboy-ish for the same reasons, and just like in canon it’s not what John expects of her but he does begrudgingly respect it. I also hc her as only going by Sammy and she gets bitchy when people call her Sam or her full name just as a fun inverse of the show.

And as for Cas… she’d pretty much be Misha in a wig, a slightly more tailored version of Trenchcoat 1.0, a pencil skirt, pantyhose and sensible kitten heels.

[par4n0id-andr0id]

*slips you a note written in crayon that says “crop top Sam Winchester” as I dissolve into a puddle of gray goo*

Purple dog shirt you will always be famous

[sorrysamgirls]

i love sam winchester i think they should’ve let him wear crop tops . and keep his slutty windswept bangs. send post

[mlobsters]

supernatural + sam and dean lighthearted childhood stories -> just don't think too hard about some of them

childhood memories part 1 of ?

[king-lena]

sam when widower dean is crying to sam about how amazing cas was

[waywardcreations]

Skills are funny

One thing I did with zero tutorials or help, while the other one I was struggling so badly I literally cheated and gave myself 99 defence.