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Gwaine: You know... Before, I kind of had a crush on Merlin

Arthur: ...

Arthur: that shit gets over?

Last night I was daydreaming of fluffy BinggeLiu and I wrote a small draft/fic idea that is probably terrible so buckle up buttercup.

Imagine Luo Bingge ends up in the Svsss world by accident and has such a massive Qi deviation that it leaves him extremely weak and vulnerable. Que to LQG finding his passed out ass between some bushes while he was looking for a plant Mu Qingfang needed.

He knows for a fact the Luo Binghe of his world is still in the demon realm with his husband, and he’s been told by Shen Qingqiu about how there’s another Luo Binghe from an alternative universe that attacked them X years ago. Liu Qingge was confused the whole conversation.

He thinks about killing the guy but then feels bad about how weak he looks. His face is pale and sweaty, and once he tries to shake him he awakens but does not even try to move to grab his sword. Liu Qingge is not a coward, he will not attack when the enemy before him cannot even move a limb without it trembling.

Of course, the wise thing to do is to take him to Bai Zhan. He would take the man to MQF but SQQ had specified nobody else should know there’s another Binghe. So he takes the now awake but quiet man to his peak and treats whatever wound he’s got. He makes sure to pass him some Qi gently to ensure he’s really out of the deviation before he introduces himself.

LBG gives him a weird look LQG cannot decipher the moment he tells the man who he is, LQG ignores him. It is not often LQG treats an injured person, he does not know what to do.

He decides to treat LBG the same way he used to treat LMY when she was sick or hurt as a child. He helps the man bathe and scrubs all of the dirt from the hair carefully. Dries, dresses and brushes LBG’s hair, oiling it with a floral smelling oil before gently braiding the hair. It’s calming, really, it feels nice to take care of someone again.

Meanwhile LBG is panicking on the inside, the man that had treated his injuries is the Shishu he had lost back in his world. He wants to be able to move without his limbs trembling, wants to talk to the man in front of him. But he can only open and close his mouth, his body too weak to even speak.

He feels a bit embarrassed when the beautiful man helps him wash the dirt off, yet cannot help but relax when gentle hands wash his hair, nails scratching lightly. The man dresses him in comfortable robes that will not bother his wounds, brushes his hair carefully and oils the ends of his hair with an oil that smells of orange blossoms.

He relaxes further when the man picks him up and carries him to a guest bedroom. LBG sinks into the warm body, strong arms support him and guide him to lay down on a soft bed that smells of fresh laundry. It feels..nice, to be taken care of like this.

LBG falls asleep instantly, the last thing he feels is someone tucking him in.

Anyways imagine Luo Binghe coming to Cang Qiong a few days later and being annoyed that LQG had yet to visit him and his husband. So he goes to Bai Zhan to seek a spar with the war god.

LBH cannot find Shishu anywhere on his peak, when he enters his shishu’s home he stomps towards his room, only to find it empty too. He plans on leaving until he hears a noise from one of the guest bedrooms.

He barges in and is shocked to find LQG feeding some plain congee to that clone of his. The clone seems to sense him first, and when he does he pulls his tongue out slightly. Mocking him.

LBH pulls his sword out of its sheath and tells LQG to step back. When his Shishu rolls his eyes and continues feeding the clone, LBH gets pissed off so he tries to attack the impostor, only to be immediately met with Cheng Luan blocking the hit.

LQG tells him about LBG’s state and yells at him. How dare LBH attack someone that cannot even hold a sword properly? Where is his honour!???

LBH is not salty and sad that his Shishu kicked him out of Bai Zhan. He ISN’T.