Mar 17, 2024
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Okay so a few weeks ago me and my sister went to an Italian restaurant and for some reason they served us plain pasta soooo my ass thought "Hey, Let's try it. It can't be that bad" AND JESUS FUCK IT WAS BAD HOLY SHIT NOW I GET WHY ALFENDI LAYTON HATES PLAIN PASTA OH MY GOD ALFENDI I FULLY AGREE WITH YOU OH MY GOD I SWEAR IT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO MAKE ME TURN INTO POTTY PROF JESUS FUUUUCK
“THIS meal is PACKED with spices 😜” this and that, god forbid I just want something bland for once D:
craving a bowl of plain pasta. penne pasta in a bowl fresh from the pan. no sause. no cheese (shock i know) (im the biggest cheese on pasta ambassador ever). no salt (another shock. i salt Everything.). nothing else you'd embellish a delicious bowl of pasta with.
just me, my fork, my plain bowl of pasta that's slightly too hot to eat but i shovel it down anyway
aaarghhh i need to stock up on food...
that comic is aimed at me specifically. in school my friends used to make fun of my entirely yellow tuesday school dinner meals. but it was tasty.
Real old fashioned homemade pasta. The salt, baking powder and butter are optional. Also, try substituting 1/2 cup milk or 3 beaten eggs for the warm water.