#plasma lily

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Your reminder that Lily Adores The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley for the incest and that Niva and Lavi are, indeed, married sisters.

Now, if I may...

(Plus, this confirms that Lily forces Mikalia to draw sister-on-sister incest-fetish porn art for her all the time)

[lilyorchardstuff]

Before all the other Liliys and I take time out for the festive season, we have an early Christmas gift to give all of you!

Here it is!

Marry Christmas to all and a happy new year!

[liquid-bonhomme]

Encyclopedia of "Lily Orchards":

"Solid Lily": Some say she's the "real" Lily but that's debatable. By far the worst one. I'd say DNI.

(I'm not going to @ her lol.)

"Plasma Lily": Electrically charged gas with a sword.

@lilyvalerieorchard

"Revolver Lily": Keeper of steam clips (derogatory.)

@lillian-v-orchard

"Goose Lily" a.k.a. Silly Goblin Antics: Rewriting Madhouse. Made Solid Lily mad.

@sillygoblinantics

"Metal Lily": Gives good hugs.

@lilyorchardstuff

"Plastic Lily": Alleged "artist."

@lillianvalorchard

"Liquid Lily": Haver of feet. (And NOT ME.)

@lilian-valerie-orchard

"Venom Lily": Once noticed by Solid.

@lilyvalorchard

"Eldrich Lily" a.k.a Liquid Orcard: Dumb.

@liquidorcard

(If you want to be added let me know.)

[lilyvalerieorchard]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

Catradora is NOT "toxic!"

Catradora does NOT "romanticize abuse!"

But most of all....

CATRADORA. IS. NOT. INCEST!!!

Then again, I know, straight from your mouth, that you barely watched any of She-Ra or other fantasy-adventure cartoons because of your own personal grudges against the creators so of course you have to lie about the creators being "Nazi sympathizers" and "incest-abuse fetishists".

Admit it, Lily. Deep down, you WANT Adora and Catra to be sisters just so you can justify your projection. Because let's face it, as I've said MANY times before, if they were sisters, you would ship them together non-stop...

...just like you do with Zuko and Azula.

Just like you do with Tai and Kari.

Just like you do Vi and Jinx.

Just like you do with the MC of Baldur's Gate 1/2 and their sister, Imoen.

Just like you do WITH YOUR OWN OCS.

Lily, shut up and keep your disgusting incest fantasies out of a wholesome, empowering hopepunk series FOR KIDS.

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Look, Mikalia

I know it's hard considering either Lily incest-poisoned your brain so much or that you are being pressured into seeing incest so that you don't anger your beloved, there's something you need to know:

CATRA. AND. ADORA. ARE. NOT. AND. NEVER. HAVE. BEEN. "SISTERS!"

Firstly, that page from the "show bible" calling them "sisters" was made by NBC/DreamWorks/Netflix without ND Stevenson or any of the other creatives, way before the show entered production; before Stevenson and the crew ultimately made Catra and Adora childhood friends, NOT "sisters."

Secondly, like many authors commissioned to write tie-in books to popular kids media, Tracey West was completely unfamiliar with She-Ra, meaning she KNEW NOTHING about the plot or the characters. So DreamWorks (in collaboration with Schoolastic), without any input from Stevenson or the show staff, gave her information sheets that would give a simplified run-down of the show's premise and characters. And, of course, they would contain the faulty, outdated information referring to Catra and Adora as "sisters." Also meaning that these tie-in books were planned before the show was even made, before any of the creative decisions made by Stevenson and the staff. How do I know this? Because this a very common practice for companies. Getting third-party writers to write tie-in material for their media without any of the original creatives involved. If Lily or Mikalia knew anything about show-production and franchising, they would know this sort of thing happens all the time.

Mikalia, it seems like you and Lily so desperately want them to be sisters because (as I've said before) if they were, you two would constantly ship them like you do with Jinx and Vi, Tai and Kari, Zuko and Azula and Gorion's Ward and Imoen. If you're not being being pressured into Lily's incest-fantasies then just admit you have an incest-fetish, admit you are turned on by sibling x sibling love; admit you are proud pro-shipper. We won't judge. Buuuuuut if you did all of that, that would also mean knowing all about Lily's sexual abuse of Courtney, her sister.

[lilyvalerieorchard]

"I tried writing dark stories years ago, and I failed horribly at it."

OH! That explains why you hate dark storytelling in media, why you think anyone trying to tell mature stories is an "insecure edgelord trying to prove they're grown-up". Because when you wrote your crappy MLP/World Of Warcraft/Kingdom Hearts/Star Wars/Baldur's Gate crossover fanfiction about your OCs killing the Abrahamic God, everyone laughed at it for being stupid and edgy in the worst ways possible.

Dark media/dark storytelling isn't "pointless", "grimdark" or "childish", you're just terrible at writing dark stories!

Once again, it has always been pure projection.

Side note: Suspicious that the anon just had to ask about incest. Another self-ask?

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Oh, you mean the mod where you can marry your sibling? The mod that you've been promoting non-stop ever since Courtney spoke up? Wait! It gets even better! On a Twitch stream, Lily revealed a little item she made for her OC's fictional sister...

[lilyvalerieorchard]

Here is your daily reminder that Solid Lily has boasted about being a "better writer"/"better creator" then...

.Rebecca Sugar

.ND Stevenson

.Dana Terrace

.Rian Johnson

.Darron Nefcy

.Christie Golden

.Bryke

.David Gaider

.Dave Filoni

.Everyone at Larian Studios

.And many other industry veterans

She even lied about being a "highly sought-after writer" to just personally spite all of them. Yet here she is: Locked up in a run-down apartment block, only ever writing awful, incest coffeshop fanfiction.

Yes, you CAN laugh.