LilyOrchardStuff

Metal Lily

[cdsillyposting]

- Me to CD-Call or something idk

[lilyorchardstuff]

Whenever I sit down to have long talk with Solid Lillian over a cup of tea, hot scalding tea that is.

[thetribunaloftheimagination]

A shout-out to my friends in the "Lily Critical" community, behold! I call her "The Orchard Queen," my version of our mutual foe... because heroes aren't heroes unless they have villains to fight, and Lorch makes an excellent ready-made supervillain. And now, our story- once upon a time, when The Wizard Of Snark was a neophyte Planeswalker making his way on the Discworld, he made an unlikely ally during an Elf invasion... Lily, a rebel against the Elf Queen Nightshade who had recently Sparked as a Planeswalker and returned to Nightshade's side after a sabbatical on a world called Azeroth. Thinking they might be friends, Wizzy asked Lily to join him in traveling the multiverse righting wrongs, telling her of an idea he had called "The Tribunal Of The Imagination." Unfortunately, he got more than he bargained for when Lily- now calling herself "The Orchard Queen"- grew in power and ambition, but not in patience or even experience. Always claiming to have been a long-suffering slave to her former mistress, yet never sparing the rod or the lash for anyone who so much as annoyed her. Finally their alliance became a rivalry when The Orchard Queen almost completely destroyed the seaside town of Beach City, an act of petty revenge against its local hero Steven Universe. The Wizard was forced to sever ties, declaring Lily "The First Enemy Of The Tribunal" after realizing his erstwhile ally was a complete madwoman. Lily, for her part, decided that if the multiverse would not love her as their savior, they would FEAR her as their one true overlord and tyrant. Thankfully for the multiverse, The Orchard Queen's abrasive personality have won her few converts, and repeated humiliations by The Tribunal have only driven her further into madness and isolation.

[lilyorchardstuff]

What a super creative way to take on an already dastardly person! Have a sweet round of applause from me, Metal Lily!

And a piece of homemade cake.

Don't worry, Venom. We will leave some for you.

[lilyvalorchard]

This is the reason why Solid Lily desperately wants to chase Rebecca Sugar out of animation, so she can take "the place that was rightfully stolen from her" and create....well, whatever the hell this is.

Then I realize this is also the real reason Lily hated Baldur's Gate III. Because it was nothing like her awful, sister x sister coffeshop fanfiction here.

[sjbattleangel]

Sadly, since a large amount of comic book nerds (especially Marvel and DC Comics fans) are also fans of Lily Orchard, I need to ask them something.

If you're still willing to support a woman who

Sexually abused her sister for years since childhood

Sexually, emotionally and mentally abused her girlfriends

Wrote a fanfiction based on the things she did and wanted to do to her sister

Lied about being of Native/First-Nations heritage just so she could fetishize Indigenous culture

Called Rebecca Sugar, a non-binary, bisexual, Jewish woman and descendent of Holocaust survivors, a "pervert", "pedophile", "fascist sympathizer", "Nazi apologist" and "closeted Neo-Nazi"

Called ND Stevenson, a queer, non-binary trans man, a "fascist sympathizer", "pedophile" and "abuse-incest fetishist"

Called Dana Terrace, a bisexual woman, a "racist and sexist bigot"

Called David Gaider, a gay man, a "pervert", "r*pe apologist" and "MRA"

Has constantly referred to Japan as a "nation of perverts"

Gloated over the death of Rachael Lillis

Gloated over the death of James Earl Jones

Treats black people as her own personal sexual fetish objects

Treats her followers like garbage

Treats her wife like a doormat

Sends death threats to numerous creators

Tries to silence her critics by encouraging her followers to mass-report them

Sends death threats to her critics

Tells people to unalive themselves

Pedojacked Sai Scribbles, an autistic lesbian woman

Pedojacketed CrimsonEnder, an autistic, aspec, First-Nations trans man

Pedojacketed Ant Gramuglia, a bisexual man

Wrote incest fanfiction to stalk her sister

Threw the entire LGBTQ+ community under the bus by befriending her sexual predator, white supremacist, Trump-supporting brother.

Befriended a hardcore, card-carrying Neo-Nazi just to get back at Rebecca Sugar, ND Stevenson and other LGBTQ+ creators

Wrote a fanfiction where she boasted about sexually abusing her sister

I want to ask you: Why? Is it because she's a transgender, agnostic-atheist, lesbian woman who claims to a leftist champion of the oppressed despite the overwhelming evidence revealing the complete opposite? There are thousands of brilliant leftist LGBTQ+/allied creators out there (Jessie Gender, Ant Gramuglia, Xiran Jay Zhou, SophieFromMars, HBomberguy, Linkara, Jacob Geller, Franchesca Ramsey, PhilosophyTube, Kat Blaque and so many more) yet you're still willing to defend her? Even after all the things she has done?

Remember: This is the person you're protecting.

Please, for the love of everything good and holy, find better role-models.

[confused-rat]

I'm sorry, what the FUCK happened on Bluesky?

A lot.

[lilyorchardstuff]

@confused-rat

Remember when Lily said she couldn't bring herself to watch Full Metal Alchemist because it contained "child cruelty so over the top that she couldn't take it seriously*" yet was happy to have her genocidal OC murder Steven Universe in one of her comics, murder him again through the comic version of herself, celebrate Hunter nearly dying in The Owl House, create a bad-guy OC based on him (and BG3's Astarion) for her self-insert to beat-up and now here she is: Trying to justify the murder of children. Solid Lily is a cruel, bloodthirsty hypocrite.

*This is incredibly rich as Lily never once watched FMA. You see, when she heard edgelords making jokes about the tragic fate of Nina Tucker and her dog, Alexander, she wrote the entire series off as "cheap shock-value garbage" without seeing a single second of it.

[lilyvalorchard]

[lilyvalorchard]

Solid Lily existing

[lilyorchardstuff]

*Snortles so hard with laughter, the tea splurts out of nose*

[lilyorchardstuff]

Notable quotes:

"I have both (Sai) and Anthony's phone numbers and their emails. Could make them unusable."

""Oh! Lily's harassing her critics!" Cry about it."

""I don't know who Sai and Anthony are" Two right wing harassment mobs who deserve to have all their social media shut down."

""Make sure you delete this stream. They will report it.""

"People have already been coming out about how Sai's a groomer."

"These guys are raging bigots and they are obviously so."

""He (Anthony)'s turned out to be an abuser?"" Well, yeah. He abuses people all over the place."

""Wow! Reporting a YouTube video feels great!" Yeah it does. Doesn't it? I can see why the Right likes it so much."

"We pointed out a while back that he (Ant) made a response to this old-ass comedy writing tips thread...and he just plagiarized all of it from We Are Not Alive."

""If Ant, Sai and you sat down to talk, would you?" I would only sit down to talk things out with Ant and Sai if it's in person, the door is locked and I'm handed a bat."

The music is "Underdark" from the Baldur's Gate II Soundtrack by Michael Hoenig, Inon Zur, and Howard Drossin.

Side note: She may not mention him in this video but from the way she has targeted him to the point of pedojacking him, Solid Lily may also be encouraging her followers to mass-report Crimsonender as well offscreen.

[lilyorchardstuff]

@agramuglia It is even worse, dear Ant. You may want to consider taking this horrible woman to court for smearing the good names of you and your friends.

[lilyorchardstuff]

Notable quotes:

"I have both (Sai) and Anthony's phone numbers and their emails. Could make them unusable."

""Oh! Lily's harassing her critics!" Cry about it."

""I don't know who Sai and Anthony are" Two right wing harassment mobs who deserve to have all their social media shut down."

""Make sure you delete this stream. They will report it.""

"People have already been coming out about how Sai's a groomer."

"These guys are raging bigots and they are obviously so."

""He (Anthony)'s turned out to be an abuser?"" Well, yeah. He abuses people all over the place."

""Wow! Reporting a YouTube video feels great!" Yeah it does. Doesn't it? I can see why the Right likes it so much."

"We pointed out a while back that he (Ant) made a response to this old-ass comedy writing tips thread...and he just plagiarized all of it from We Are Not Alive."

""If Ant, Sai and you sat down to talk, would you?" I would only sit down to talk things out with Ant and Sai if it's in person, the door is locked and I'm handed a bat."

The music is "Underdark" from the Baldur's Gate II Soundtrack by Michael Hoenig, Inon Zur, and Howard Drossin.

Side note: She may not mention him in this video but from the way she has targeted him to the point of pedojacking him, Solid Lily may also be encouraging her followers to mass-report Crimsonender as well offscreen.

[gibberishkris]

Oh, and here's her threatening to leak ant and Sais phone numbers

(This clip was attained by HAzeruuki. You can find her on Twitch and on this platform; however, she does not apperear to use this platform anymore.

[lilyorchardstuff]

Yes, people. You heard all of that. Seedy/Lily/Solid Lily is dehumanizing Sai, Ant (and Crim, offscreen) all while bragging about doxxing them.

@saiscribbles, @agramuglia, @crimsonender Please stay safe. Do what you think is right. Just know that we're with you.

[lilyorchardstuff]

It's very possible she might try and dox other critics as well.

Remember, everyone, be careful and stay vigilant.

[gibberishkris]

Oh, and here's her threatening to leak ant and Sais phone numbers

(This clip was attained by HAzeruuki. You can find her on Twitch and on this platform; however, she does not apperear to use this platform anymore.

[lilyorchardstuff]

Yes, people. You heard all of that. Seedy/Lily/Solid Lily is dehumanizing Sai, Ant (and Crim, offscreen) all while bragging about doxxing them.

@saiscribbles, @agramuglia, @crimsonender Please stay safe. Do what you think is right. Just know that we're with you.

[lilyorchardstuff]

Solid got banned AGAIN, everyone!

[lilyorchardstuff]

So I looked at a certain someone's patreon page (formerly Valkyrstudios), lo and behold:

The profile has suddenly been registered "Feb 2025" and is now named "Casey".

I will let you draw your own conclusions.

[lily-orchardstuff]

From the ashes of Solid....rises Liquid!

[lilyorchardstuff]

Liquid Lily!

So wonderful to see you! Please, deary, sit down. Have a spot of tea!

We have so much to talk about!

[lily-orchardstuff]

[lilyorchardstuff]

Solid Lily has been banned.

Solid Lily has been banned.

Solid Lily has been banned!

[ludledudle]

been thinking about my last post so scratch it: I'm gonna make a mega post on Lily's entire downright hatred for complex male characters (astarion is my main motivation for it but yall are right, there's so many more to talk about)

[lilyorchardstuff]

Oooh! Metal Lily here. I am really looking forward to your post! I'm here whenever you need any tea, coffee, cake or anything else. Tally-oo!