more slasher!parent x ftm!reader (platonic obv) 🥺🥺🙏🙏
My friend the day I ever turn down fluffy, self-indulgent FTM!reader content is the day I die!! Thank you for this request!! Sort of a strange mix but they’re the ones that spoke to me- If you want others, send a req!
Notes: brief mentions of needles/t-shot (Vincent), violence (Bo), and uhh roadkill/hunting (Lester) but totally SFW!
Some slashers with an FTM child!
Rusty:
Sits you down in front of the dingy bathroom mirror and gets out the clippers, babey!
Johnny Cash is playing on his old, tinny speaker in the hallway, and he hums softly to himself as he runs the clippers across your head
The haircut is, admittedly, clumsy. He basically does your whole head with a three blade and you end up looking vaguely like a dandelion that’s been blown out, but it’s such a sweet gesture that it doesn’t even matter
He gives a hum of approval when he’s done, and he dusts stray hairs off your shoulders with a brusque yet gentle touch
“Look like a chip off the ol’ block, kiddo,” he nods before ruffling what’s left of your hair
Bateman:
Immediately takes you out shopping. No son of his is gonna be wearing frumpy old hoodies!
Takes you to get fitted for a suit, one that fits like a proper man’s should- one that squares your shoulders and smooths your waist to hip ratio into something more masculine
He’s practically breathing down the tailor’s neck to make sure everything meets his exacting standards, which is sort of embarrassing for you but shows how important it is to him that you can present how you want
He nearly buys out the store getting you a whole new wardrobe, all custom-tailored and all designer
“That’s my boy. Looking sharp! Now, about a workout routine…” he muses as you leave the store overloaded with bags
Vincent:
Once a week you two sit down at the kitchen table and he does your T-shot with steady, sure hands
He’s very quick and methodical with it, just one little prick in your tummy and it’s over before you really can even process the sting
It makes him reflect vaguely on his own father, and the unshaking surgeon’s hands he grew up around both loving and hating for different reasons. How he’s both continuing and breaking a cycle all at once.
It means so much to him that you trust him to help you with this, and he shows it with every tender wipe of the alcohol pad against your skin.
He gives a little pat to your knee when he’s done, and his eyes get a little misty when he hears you say “thanks dad!”
Lester:
He’s so excited to take you along with him to work! He just wants to show his son the tricks of the trade!
#1 son-haver and I truly believe that! This guy is doing donuts in the truck because it makes you laugh and he’s splashing in mud puddles with you and showing you cool bugs
Shows you how to tidy up the roads, and- if he thinks any meat can be salvaged from fresher carrion- how to butcher and clean it
Gets you your very own knife, which is a smaller, matching version of his, and makes sure you know how to use it.
“You’re a natural, just like your pa!” he grins when he sees you skin a squirrel by yourself for the first time
Bo:
Don’t get me wrong, everyone on this list is super protective over you, but Bo takes it to almost an extreme
Corrects literally everyone on your pronouns and name, and gets mean about it. No one is gonna disrespect his son and come away unscathed
He never felt supported by his parents, so he refuses to ever let you feel like he’s anything but 100% behind you and in your corner
Actually runs someone out of town over it. They came to the shop looking for gas and some coolant and offhandedly referred to you as his ‘daughter’, and Bo got that scary look in his eye. Corrected them very firmly that you're his son and then when the stranger scoffed it off he went after them with a wrench.
“Cover your eyes, Slugger, your dad’s gonna handle it,” he huffs before chasing them down