#please punch him

[heretherebedork]

Well, a broken clock is right occasionally. Now if only he'd actually take a moment and listen to himself and stop.

Oh fuck off with this. Circumstances might have lead him to think differently!? The circumstances of you literally hiring him as a wedding planner for your wedding to Yiwa? Circumstances of you repeatedly telling him you were marrying her because you love her? Those are not circumstances. Those are lies.

Fuck Lom. You lied to his face and you lied to his face for an extended time and everyone around you told you to stop. Nuea begged you to stop. And you pushed on and you never told him the truth.

Fuck off with this circumstances bullshit. That's absolutely a criminal way to describe what happened.

[mezhals]

“       curious,         are   we       ?       ”          for   now,         mezcal’s   peaceful.         playing   with   the   angry   saiyan   before   him    ;         a   much   more   mentally   disruptive   game   of   who   killed   who.         mezcals   arms   cross   behind   his   back       -------       professional,         his   presence   demanding   respect   from   those   beneath   him.

he    shouldn’t    be    here.         the   universe   had   fractured   at   the   weight   of   two   fights   between   gods,         one   that   had   lasted   days.         he   should   be   communing   with   the   kais,         speaking   over   how   they   would   fix   the   damage.         yet   even   the   angel   at   his   side   seems   clocked   out   of   the   conversation   and   more   ready   for   a   drink.         chaumette   glances   to   the   destroyer,         waiting   for   mezcal   to   be   finished   with   the   conversation.

“       they   were   killed   by   their   own   weakness.         but   what   would   you   like   me   to   say,         goku,         that   it   wasn’t   me       ?       ”

@sungokus​   continued.

[beingatoaster]

tfw you are actively praying for your players to violently silence the asshole NPC you’re having to put words in the mouth of

[snowqueenofmyheart]

This blog supports Cassandra the Sword Lesbian(TM) punching Donald Trump in the face.

[fr-ersatzlace]

Stinky bastard man.

Protip: The metric by which you can measure my OCs is basically on a scale of how much bastard they are

Pi is off the charts, full bastard +3.14

Anyways, Pi is a senior scientist known for his research in immortality and longetivity. He’s been at it for quite a while with varying amounts of success, which is honestly better off not talked about. Rasa’s superior.

He has also somehow wrangled himself on the scientific board of ethics which is incredibly concerning considering he has about as much ethical sense as a particularly wealthy politician... which is to say, ever since he’s gotten on the board, he’s been okaying all sorts of inadvisable projects which has dramatically decreased the quality of life for many of his peers.

Who the hell let him on in the first place!?

[nozdyv]

@servivals

❛  you’re  right  positive  you  don’t  wanna  spark  up,  eh  magpie  ?  ❜  he  chides  through  the  side  of  his  mouth,  pointedly  referencing  the  nickname  she  has  so  detested  since  high  school.  he  means  it  (  has  always  meant  it  )  as  a  compliment,  really,  a  joke  with  himself,  even  if  it’s  typically  used  as  an  insult  --  magpies  are  among  the  most  intelligent  animals  on  earth.  colin  has  always  regarded  maggie  highly,  but  that  doesn’t  mean  she  isn’t  subject  to  his  ridiculous  antics.  ❛  come  on,  just  one  hit  oughta  do  you  in  real  good.  ❜

[liifetaker]

allpacafe liked your post:“You know I half want to answer that question but...

“Hey, so do you really want to know? Do you really, really want to know?”

[gcnedark]

Nick makes deez nuts jokes