So moving on.
I'd love to read ff where Azira & Crowley get so drunk they get an idea to transform themselves into some normal humans with normal jobs hangig around normal people but due to tgeir drunkness they end up body swaping with Buzzfeed unsolved (Aziraphale's body with Ryan's and Crowley's with Shane's). Their powers don't transform with them tho and leaves with their normal bodies. So Ryan!Azira and Shane!Crowley acts like husbands or bf in front of the crew they cheers that they finally end up together. Aziraphale!Ryan and Crowley!Shane don't know what happened, Ryan freaks out when he finds out but his powers and Shane can't stop laughing, he goes to mirror see how he looks like and starts laughing again cuz he thinks that he got finally possessed by a demon (cuz he sees it as a fucking joke of course). When R&S meets Madame Tracy, Shadewell, Anathema or sb else, they (the people, not S&R) acts confused or even sad cuz they think that they broke up. Shane is having fun of his life but Ryan wants to be back himself. Shane being a good friend (or being in love with him idc) helps Ryan figure out (or search for sb to help to figure out) where their normal-selves are and goes to Azira and Crowley. They teel them how to turn the spell araound and they're back to normal. The important point is, when Azira and Crowley ask them how they found them, tgey tells that some angel or/and demon helped them and they decided to teleport them to America. But when they're back to their bodies, Azira and Crowley goes to buy airplane tickets to London cuz they're dumbasses there's no easier way to come back to England, r i g h t ?
Idc if R&S end up together or not, i want to read it.














