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Gonna stretch his holes out and listen as he cries and begs for mercy, and more in the same breath – AKA let's explore some holes pt. 3
how to conphess your undying love to your ultimate best friend (according to dan howell)
for @nobodyspoetess ♡
(2,8k, high school au, 5+1, love confession, oblivious dan howell)
Being in love with someone in high school is actually like a humiliation ritual that is too developed for a teenager brain. And it’s actually worst when you are literally in love with your best friend but that you don’t know how to tell him because of the logistics and the fact that if it happens, it could ruin the friendship. Dan Howell is in love with Phil Lester since the day that they met in elementary school. Dan forgot his lunch and Phil generously shared a part of his with him. Ever since, they were inseparable. He doesn’t know how to deal with this because Phil is the most important person in his life (apart from his two younger brothers that he would literally die for). But since he is tired of pretending, Dan is finally ready to take it a step further. He wants to finally to do it and commit to it. Although, it will take a little bit longer than he imagined...
or, five times dan tries to confess his love for phil and it fails (miserably, literally) & that one time when it finally happens
(read it on ao3)
I haven't had real free time to write in like 10 months, but now i almost do, and i forgot i was writing this in february and idk if i'll ever finish it so here's what i have of it so far secondary title is "eddie pines harder than a douglas fir"
It happens quickly. That’s what scares Eddie the most.
One minute he’s in his truck, Chris in the backseat, all their worldly possessions secured in the bed, whizzing past a “Welcome to California!” sign in search of something better than what they left in the rearview mirror.
He blinks, and he’s in the locker room of Station 118, fresh out of the academy, being greeted by smiling faces and one blonde haired, blue eyed sneer.
He blinks again, the sneer has softened into an easy grin, and he and Buck work together like they were built for it, like their lives were always going to bring them to a place where they would be running into smoldering, crumbling buildings side by side. Buck drives him and Chris home after the earthquake, and Eddie struggles to remember the last time anything felt this easy.
Blink
Shannon is back. Any ease he found evaporates, and the walls he built around his feelings for her come crumbling down in her wake.
Blink
He’s in the back of an ambulance feeling her pulse stop under his fingertips.
Blink
He’s off probation, surrounded by friends and family applauding his accomplishment. He’s grinning on the outside, but inside he’s still a mess of grief and guilt. He wants to be as proud of himself as his parents claim they are, wants to stop seeing Shannon on the gurney every time he closes his eyes, wants to be happy, wants peace, wants, wants, wants —
Buck’s laugh erupts from across the room, still loud and free flowing despite the month he’s had, and Eddie wants so hard it almost takes him out at the knees. It’s like time stops, the flurry of actions and emotions constantly trying to engulf him comes to a brief standstill, and as the sound of Buck’s joy washes over him, he feels like he can breathe for the first time in months. Everything seems clearer, Buck’s smile is making the room even brighter, and Eddie thinks he might—
No. It’s too soon. Way too soon.
Isn’t it?
Sterek Ficlets
I’m still working on this one, but here is part one for now.
College AU, Fake Boyfriends - Aussiebee
Hug Delivery Man - supervillainny
The Morning After - stoney321
Be nice to your seat partner. They might just be your future spouse!’ - pale-silver-comb
Pick-Up Artist: The Subway Shop AU - halffizzbin
Daily reminder that you're one cool cat. - pale-silver-comb
“You can’t possibly be blaming me for this.” - halekingsourwolf
Oh, I will fake relationship the crap out of you - jerakeenc
FBI Agents - missisjoker
Derek gets taken by hunters. - ladykatie
Derek is a fireman and Stiles likes when he comes home in his gear - stileshale
Getting Caught in the Act - mad-madam-m
when peter/sheriff and stiles/derek having a double wedding. - thisdisontentedwinter
“This is the guy?” - munsonboy
I didn’t know - matildajones
Unrequited - happysterekthoughts
Don’t make it into a big deal - stileshale
Beach Trip - stileshale
Melvin Smarty AU - yodas-yo-yo
Thanksgiving AU - thepsychicclam
Charity Auction - stileshale
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Hey Darling!! I was just wondering if you would ever write something in Stiles's perspective about Derek's death....LOL I'm sorry for the Angsty askXDXD
Derek is dead.
It goes around in his head as he drives from Quantico to Washington.
Derek is dead. Derek is dead. Derekgod damn Hale is god damn dead.
Stiles racks his brains for the last time he saw Derek; for a memory hecan focus on instead of the god damn road leading him to Derek’s body.
It was June. Five months ago. When he first moved in to Quantico, Derekcame down from Washington and they walked along the river, exchanging stories. Derekhad been in New York, finally settling the Hale estate with a lawyer so far removedfrom Beacon Hills he felt that he could trust them. He’d been wearing a lilact-shirt that Stiles couldn’t stop staring at him in, couldn’t stop wanting to pluck atthe sleeve, touch Derek on the arm, brush his fingers against Derek’s. The twoof them had nearly died together a dozen times, and Stiles still hadn’t beenable to bring himself to touch him.
He’d skipped telling Derek about most of his last few weeks at home;hadn’t wanted to make him feel guilty for leaving. Instead, he’d talked abouthis hopes for the future, what he wanted to gain from the FBI training, andDerek had nodded, smiled at Stiles,told him he’d be good at it. Derek Halehad told Stiles he had faith in him. Stiles had asked if he’d become a podperson in the big city and Derek had snorted, told him to shut up. Stiles’heart had stopped racing. Derek had graciously chosen not to comment about it.When he’d asked about the others Stiles had shrugged, turned to lean againstthe fencing along the river and admitted in a quiet voice that he was relievedto be free of it all. Derek had come to stand next to him, their shouldersbrushing together in a way that had made Stiles’ whole arm tingle, and said heunderstood.
He always sort of did.
Then he’d ruined it by asking if Stiles was going to be allowed agun—and if so could he not carry it on his person if they were ever hangingout—and Stiles had punched him on the arm. He’d called Derek an asshole andlaughed. Derek had laughed, told him he needed a haircut. It had been… good,different, a new start and—
And, now he’s gone. Stiles has a hundred speeches made up in his head, athousand rants he’d shout at Derek if he could, and instead, he’s driving toStafford Hospital to claim Derek’s body.
Stiles had taken a picture of Derek staring into the water, saved it toDerek’s contact info and savoured seeing it on the few occasions Derek hadcalled, since. Derek hadn’t really liked talking on the phone—which Stiles hadfound hilarious—teased him about the FBI bugging their calls and suggested codenames; Derek had told him his could be Idiot One and Stiles had pretended toswoon, simpered as long as Derek was Idiot Two. Derek had hung up.
He thinks their last conversation was about thanksgiving, Stiles hadgiven Derek a list of all the food he’d eaten and Derek had fallen asleep.Stiles probably listened to him breathefor a god damn minute and a half before hanging up.
That’s his last fucking memory of Derek. Just breathing.
Jesus, he can’t even see the fucking road.
Why was he even Derek’s god damn emergency contact? This isn’t cool, hethinks crossly. Derek should have knownbetter, should have chosen someone more responsible!
He doesn’t know if Derek would want a funeral. Would he want some sad,emo song playing as Stiles and some unknown priest looked down at his coffin?Would he even want a coffin? Would he prefer cremation? Would he want Scott there? Would he want to beburied in Beacon Hills? That place was so unkind to him, difficult in waysStiles can only half begin to comprehend. His whole family and now—
He has to pull over to give himself a minute.
It’s just not fucking fair.
The hospital looks completely ordinary, like any other hospital. Hepeers up at the endless windows, and hopes other people are getting better newsthan he did twelve hours ago. Snow drifts over the windscreen and he sighs,lets it blur into white nothing in front of him for a moment.
This is where Derek was when he died, Stiles thinks to himself; and thenslams his hand into the steering wheel.
A pretty nurse takes him down to the morgue. Stiles barely notices her,too focused on his breathing, on the way the corridor is blurring and how henever had the right words for Derek. What’s he supposed to say now? Is there aright way to say goodbye to a person that—he doesn’t even know what Derek wasto him! He hadn’t had time to figure it out. He’s not ready to do this, hewants more time, he wants Derek to be alive and answering his phone with his dryvoice and his sarcastic comments, not—this.
“I’ll give you a minute,” the nurse says softly, opening the door andgesturing for him to go inside.
Stiles nods mutely, steps into the cold morgue. He looks up, and hisheart stops.
Derek’s sitting on a chair in the corner, staring at him intently. Helooks almost alive. He’s wearing hospital scrubs and looking cross about it. Healmost smiles at Stiles. Definitelynot alive, then.
“Stiles—”
“Oh my god, I’ve lost my fucking mind again,” Stiles moans, presses hishands to his eyes. “Jesus, I didn’t want to say goodbye, but this is—”
“Stiles—”
“I can see dead people? Am IBruce Willis, now? Talk about cliché!” Stiles strides across the room to Derek,stops short of touching him. “Are you—shit, am I dead, too? I could have drivenoff a cliff on the way over here, or something, I mean, I wasn’t really payingattention to the road.”
“That wasn’t very sensible of you,” Derek says mildly.
“Shut up, I was upset aboutthe fact you died, Derek!”
Derek actually has the gall to look pleasedabout this, “Oh.”
Stiles points at him, “Don’t—don’t look so damn smug, okay? Of course Iwas upset, you’re dead! Or, are you aghost? Did you come back to Patrick Swayze my ass? Wait,” Stiles feels himselfgo hot all over as Derek arches an eyebrow at him. It’s so not fair that still works even though Derek is dead.
“That came out wrong, okay? Stop—stop judging me!”
“Can’t.”
“Asshole!”
Derek smirks.
Stiles almost laughs, rubs his eyes again, “Is someone going to walk inon me talking to myself, here?”
“You talk to yourself all the time; it’s a natural flaw.”
“People that talk to themselves have a higher intelligence than others,dick.”
“If I really was dead, you’d be sorry about insulting me so much.”
“I can see you, it’s like we’re having a normal conversation.”
“You don’t have to call me a dick.”
“Of all the times I thought I’d hear you say the word dick,” Stilesgroans, and Derek actually blushes.It’s adorable. Dead Derek is super cute.
Stiles wants to cry.
He tries to pull it together, to focus on the serious fact that Derek isdead, and yet, Stiles can still see him. “I wasn’t joking, you know, is someonetrying to kill me and you’ve been waiting here to warn me? Oh god, am I next?Are you the one to guide me through the afterlife?”
“You’d want me to guide youthrough the afterlife?”
“Well, you wouldn’t be my first choice,” Stiles snaps, “But, you wouldn’tbe the worst choice; that’d be Jackson,” he adds in a huff. “I hate that guy.And, I hate you! you—you’re dead, andI have been an emotional fuckingwreck about it, which sucks, okay? I really thought I’d have more time to tellyou stuff and to figure out some stuff and that eventually you know, we’d—we’d besomething—”
Derek’s eyebrows shoot into his hair line.
“Oh, fuck off,” Stiles grouches at him, trying not to be offended andfailing. “You’re dead; I can say whatI want to you and—and—feel what Iwant. And, you know what? I am pretty pissed, my friend, I mean come on,getting hit by a bus? Don’t you look when you’re crossing the road?”
“There was a kid stepping into the road; l I stopped them.”
“Well, you should have thought about how I would feel if you died before being all heroic and saving somestupid kid’s life!”
“So, this is all about you.”
“Exact—no! Shut up, ghost Derek!”
“Stiles, I’m not a ghost, ordead.”
“You say that, unknown being Derek,but who knows what’s real and what’s not in our universe.” Stiles looks at himsearchingly, feels desperate to hold on to this vision of Derek no matter whattraumatic brain incident he’s having underneath it all. Hell, he’ll take any scenario over not seeing Derek everagain.
He snaps his fingers, “Do you have any unfinished business that could goon for like… eighty years? You can hang out with me until I die and then we can go on to whatever’s next together! Like, thatwould be okay, right? Could you live with that? Well, not live with that, ha! Oh man,” he barks out a hysterical laugh, “Not live with it, but you know—”
“Stiles, for the last time, I’m not dead,” Derek growls, stands from hischair and marches over to him.
Stiles backs into the row of fridges (which, gross) and swallows hard as he looks into Derek’s eyes.
“They called me,” he admits quietly, “They said you died.”
“Technically, I did.”
Stiles roll his eyes, “Oh, okay, so you are dead, but you’re not willing to admit it or something? Jesus,even in death you’re stubborn as hell, dude.”
Derek catches Stiles’ shirt in his fists, clutches him tightly as hepresses him up against the cold metal.
Stiles battles briefly with the idea of kissing someone that’s technically dead, and decides, almostimmediately, he’s okay with it. He’s totallyokay with it as long as Derek keeps looking at him the way he is; like Stilesis the best damn thing he’s ever seen in his life/death and that if this is hislast few seonds on earth he’s going to use them kissing Stiles with everything he hasand—
“I’m not dead, you moron,”Derek says (instead of kissing Stiles at all, which despite kissing a ghost being creepy andweird, Stiles would still have totally been okay with. He’ll take all the Derek he can have in this brief,treacherous, wonderful scenario.)
Stiles deflates, reaches up to cover Derek’s hands with his own. They’rewarm.
Stiles is confused, and sort of… turnedon touching Derek in this intimate, covetous moment.
He’s fucked up; he’s accepted it.
“Then, am I dead?” he croaksout.
“Not unless I’m seeing deadpeople.”
“Like that would be a stretch after what we’ve been through.”
Derek huffs a laugh, and Stiles feels his breath against his face.
“So, purgatory? Did Death need a new body and think hey, that DerekHale’s got a pretty great booty?”
Derek’s smile widens, he catches Stiles’ fingers to squeeze themtightly, “No, but thanks for the compliment.”
“Sure thing,” Stiles swallows hard, “Are you going to explain what’shappening, then? If you’re not dead, or Death, Brad Pitt’s new body or—or—”
“If you make any more pop culture references I’m going to put you in oneof these fridges.”
“Casper would never do anything that mean.”
Derek rolls his eyes, and then takes Stiles’ hand to push it against hischest. Underneath the scratchy scrubs material, Stiles can feel his heartbeating, hard and steady against his palm.
“What—”
“I was legally dead, for aminute and a half.”
“So, now you’re just illegallydead? I mean,” Stiles tries to laugh, “What’s with that definition, anyway,huh? How are you illegally dead?”
“I think you’d have to ask your dad about the differences; but first,could you let me finish a damn sentence?”
“Could you hurry up and explain all this?”
“A please wouldn’t hurt.”
“Derek!”
“The snow meant my healing took longer to kick start. The doctor calledit while I was still…”
“Dead?”
“Yes.”
“So, what, you gave a mortician a hell of a scare?”
Derek’s lips twitch, “Yeah, she fell over a chair.”
“I would have thrown the chair at you.”
“I know you would have.”
Derek looks insanely fond, and Stiles feels himself start to melt withrelief.
“How can I—what if I’m going nuts again and this is all in my head,Derek?”
“That, is where I come in,” a breezyvoice cuts in, and Stiles yells, squeezes Derek’s fingers so hard he’s sure hecrushes bones—Derek winces, although to his credit, doesn’t let go of his handuntil Stiles yanks it away.
A tiny blonde bounces in from the next examination room, beams atStiles, “Hi!”
Stiles points at her, “Who… who are you? Satan? Loki? Brer Rabbit?!”
She laughs, sticks out her hand, “I’m Doctor Morris, and I’m themortician that was treating Derek. Did notfall over a chair, by the way,” she adds to Derek with a glare.
Derek shrugs, eyes not leaving Stiles, as he finds himself beginning topace.
“You’re a mortician? For real.”
“Mhm,” she wiggles her fingers, still waiting for him to shake her hand,and he takes it slowly, waiting for any sudden movements. “I’m sorry you had tocome all the way here without knowing Derek was actually alive,” she pulls aface, gestures for him to sit down at the desk.
Stiles trails over to it carefully, watching her the whole time. Hehesitates before deciding to stay standing, clutches at the back of the chair.
“How am I supposed to trust you?”
“You can’t,” she says simply.
“That’s not helpful, at all.” Stiles puts a finger to his temple, sinks into the chair after all. He feelsDerek move to his side, his thigh pressing against his shoulder in a deeplycomforting way. He sort of wants to go to sleep against it.
He’s having a complete breakdown, he’s sure of it; sleeping on DerekHale’s thigh? He’s had the odd—okay, semi-regular—fantasyabout Derek’s thighs, but going to sleep on them? Surely his first instinctwould be to bite one of them. Just to see if they’re super hard or if his skin is soft stretched across those crazy muscles—
Derek clears his throat and Stiles jumps, “Oh shit, was I broadcasting?”
“You always broadcast,” Derek nudges his wrist against Stiles’ shoulder,“It’s… nice.”
“Nice?”
Dr Morris coughs and they both jump, “I’m sorry,” she pulls anapologetic face. “I have to get back to work soon-ish, and it seems like you’reperhaps starting to accept that Derek isn’t dead.”
“But—”
“I’ve seen weres before. I’m a mortician,”she reminds him. “I’ve seen all sorts. Many mythical creatures have becomeextinct, but the ones that still exist mostly live out ordinary lives,” sheshrugs again, “Where do you think they go when they die?”
“I’d never really thought about it,” Stiles says faintly.
“Well, think about it sometime when you’re back home,” she nods briskly.“The important thing is that Derek is alive, and he needs to stay under theradar until we can make sure none of the paramedics that handled Derek’s callout, or any members of the public that saw the accident are going to panicseeing him up and walking like a normal citizen.”
“But, you know he’s a werewolf!” Stiles protests, “How can you—”
“I haven’t told anyone,” sheshrugs, “Apparently, they don’t like it when you do that without theirpermission.”
“They?” Stiles echoes, glances up at Derek, who doesn’t look half as worried as Stiles is.
“This has happened before,” Dr Morris gives him another unconcernedshrug, “Although, most people’s other halves were quite a lot more relieved anda lot less mistrusting about their partner—”
“He’s not my other half!” Stiles interrupts shrilly. “You heard all ofthat?! He’s not my—he’s just my—Derek!”
Dr Morris blinks, “O—kay. I just thought,” she points between them, andStiles—who, in his defence, has been through a lot in the last fourteenhours—feels himself go bright red.
“Well, you thought wrong.”
The doctor tuts, “Life is short; that bit should be obvious.”
“I know that,” Stiles argues,“We just hadn’t—look it’s complicated!”
“Okay,” she carries on airily, handing Derek a set of documents, and aclear bag with his belongings in.
Stiles sees a cracked phone, a ragged pair of boots and a ripped hoodie.He’s going to make Derek buy a new phone before he leaves, like literallyimmediately. They’re going to a phone store and he’s going to make Derek texthim every hour to let Stiles know he’s alive.
“You could have called,” he says quietly, still staring at the phone.
“Would you have believed me over the phone?”
“I’m still fifty fifty,” Stiles huffs.
Derek gives him a soft, understanding smile, and Stiles himself dies alittle inside.
“I’ll make sure the ambulance call is corrected,” Dr Morris is saying,leading them both to the door. “Derek, if you don’t mind—”
“I’ll go out the back,” Derek grins, shakes her hand like it’s nothing,like he’s totally chill that he totally died last night.
“Stiles,” Dr Morris addresses him and he jumps, “Call me if you want todiscuss the supernatural further; from what Derek has told me you’re keen toassemble as much knowledge about it as you can.”
Stiles blinks at her dumbly, “I—I don’t really do that stuff, anymore.”
“If you change your mind,” she persists kindly.
“Sure, thank you,” he manages, feels Derek’s hand press gently againsthis lower back. “Uh, for saving Derek.”
“He did it all himself,” she says brightly, before stepping back intothe morgue and closing the door on them.
Like she does it all the time. Like this is normal for her. Stiles supposes it is.
“Stiles,” Derek says softly, takes his hand and tugs him down thecorridor to where there’s a fire exit.
Together they walk into the light, the parking lot cold and crisp andbright to Stiles’ eyes. He sucks in a huge breath, looks down at Derek’s handand has to let go to lean over, clutch his knees. The snow is cold where it’ssinking into his toes, but he welcomes it, lets it ground him to reality.
“You died,” he breathes out.
“Yeah,” Derek rubs a hand on his back.
Stiles straightens up, shoves at Derek, “You fucking died and I wasn’tthere! Hell, I wasn’t even in the same city as you! You have died, twice, now, without me there! I—that’snot cool, Derek. I am not okay withthat.”
“Okay.”
“I want to be present! At all times—well, not all times, like I don’t need to see you go to the bathroom—”
Derek snorts, “That’s a relief.”
“Why?” Stiles stops in his tracks, narrows his eyes, “Do you dosomething weird in the bathroom? Do you always sit?”
“I’m not discussing my bathroom habits with you, Stiles.”
“That,” Stiles snaps his fingers, “Now, that sounds like you.”
“What a relief,” Derek rolls his eyes, “You’re finally coming around tome not being Patrick Swayze.”
“Hey! You could do worse than Swayze, okay? I mean, you’ve both got thesexy, smouldering thing going on, so, it makes a lot of sense.”
“I’m not a ghost!” Derek kicks snow at him and Stiles yelps, bursts intolaughter.
It’s unstoppable, the laughter hysterical and the relief palpable.
Derek is alive. Derek is alive!
“You look ridiculous,” he manages, pointing at Derek’s scrubs and theborrowed crocs on his feet. “You’re wearing crocs!”
“Shut up, this was all they had,” Derek pouts, and Stiles laughs harder.
He sucks in a breath, wipes at his eyes—he’s pretty sure he’s crying—andthen suddenly Derek is right in front of him, hands clumsily brushing his shoulders,his cheeks, thumbs sweeping under his eyes.
“Stiles.”
Stiles sobers, catches Derek’s wrists, “Derek.” They look at one anotherfor a long moment, and then Stiles exhales hard, slides his fingers to feelDerek’s pulse beneath his skin. “Sorry, sorry, it’s just—I was… dude, I was lost.”
“I know. And, I’m sorry, I should never have put you in that position. Ishould have tried harder to find a way to tell you I was okay. I should have—”
“Why was I your emergency contact?” Stiles interrupts, remembering hispanic as he’d driven up. “I don’t even know if you’d want to be buried—or—orwhat song you’d want.”
“Bat Out Of Hell,” Derek says drily, and Stiles laughs again.“And, when I moved to Washington I had to write all that stuff up and… you werethe person I trusted to care enough to come.”
Stiles blinks at him, “Yeah?”
“Of course.”
“I did come.”
“I know.”
“I cared. I… care.”
“I know.”
“I thought you were gone.”
“I’m right here.”
“I think,” Stiles swallows, looks across at him bravely, “I think youshould kiss me before I die, or you die, again. I mean, I think we should knowif, if this is something—”
Derek kisses him.
Stiles melts into it, the warm pressure of Derek’s lips against his, thescrape of stubble that sends tingles down his spine. His heart soars with howgood it feels, how much it feels like coming home and belonging! That he has the chance for this! To kiss Derek Hale.
He pushes in to the kiss, presses his whole body against Derek’s and hisheart jumps again when Derek wraps his arms around his waist, pulls him eventighter as the kiss deepens. It feels as if they stand in the snow together forever,kissing until Stiles’ head is dizzy and his knees are weak.
“Huh,” he pulls away, rests his forehead against Derek’s, “So, youcouldn’t just ask me out? You had to fake death to get to kiss me?”
Derek makes an annoyed noise that comes out far too fond to bebelievable, his smile brushing Stiles’ lips.
“You’re so fucking full of it.”
“You know what else I could be full—”
“I did die, you know, youcould keep this respectful for at least twenty four hours.”
“Fuck you, my puns are worth living for.”
“I dunno about that,” Derek murmurs, “But, I think maybe you are.”
Stiles scrunches up his face, “Ugh, dude, oh my god, that is so fuckingunbelievably sappy, like I legit hope you are Patrick Swayze and I’m justimagining you saying this romantic shit.”
“Stiles,” Derek laughs, kisses him again, “Isn’t that just your way ofadmitting you want me to talk romantic to you?”
“No,” Stiles cups Derek’s face with his hands, looks at him so hard hehopes the image of Derek with lust blown, teasing eyes and a lush mouth, anexpression on his face that Stiles knows means so damn much, never leaves hismemory.
“No, it’s just my way of telling you to never stop talking to me at all.”
Derek widens his eyes, pretends to look worried, “What if it doessometimes get romantic.”
“Eh,” Stiles shrugs, “You can always tell me to get a haircut rightafter, make up for it by being an asshole.”
“Works for me.”
“I’m pretty sure you work for me,” Stiles retorts, wiggling his eyebrows,“See what I did there?”
Derek looks heavenward, “I can’t believe I died for this.”
“Look at you making jokes like a real human!”
“That’s it, I’m going back inside and getting into one of those damn fridges myself and declaring myself dead—”
“Oh, don’t be so dramatic! And, don’t die again,” Stiles throws both his arms around Derek’s neck,feels so god damn happy he could shout, “Just take me out on a date, kiss me,keep me, whatever, just stay with me.”
“Okay,” Derek leans in to kiss him again.
“Of course,” Stiles pulls back and Derek scowls, looks put out in such asweet way Stiles feels his heart lurch. “If it does go really badly wrong, youcould just fake your death again.”
“Jesus, Stiles, for the last time, I didn’t actually—”
“No, no, you can even tell my dad this is how we got together! Like, youwere so desperate to get with this youdied; he’ll totally love it.”
“I hate you.”
“Yeah,” Stiles scoffs, “Sure. Come on, we better get you inside the carbefore you catch your death… again! Ha!”
“I’m doomed,” Derek sighs.
Stiles kisses him. Kisses Derek Hale! Who is alive! And intoStiles!
Stiles kisses him for the rest of his god damn life.
~*~
(i’m sorry if u genuinely wanted angst.)
High asf writing Grocky claw deep throating lessee what this looks like in the morning but here is a chunk for those who wanna read! Lots of spit and gagging and Rocky being mean ahead 🥰
Hitting the weed pen back in the Grocky hole exploration fic. Ft. A new hole & look out! He's got a speculum!