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y’all ever just wanna lay one the couch and watch sitcoms while someone runs their fingers through your hair? or am i the only idiot yearning today?

#plz?#the only qualification is you cant be a creep #thats it #plz apply #comfy rants #regan rants #lol #comfy yearns

guys all I want is a significant other to pour all of my affection onto and to cuddle with and to love up on and take on lunch dates and watch movies with and bake cookies with and rub their back and play with their hair and—

but no one wants it 😭 and i’m more than a little shook about it, lemme tell ya

#girlfriend #boyfriend #significant other #Applications welcome #plz apply #i’ll give you all my love #oof #pansexuel #?#i dont even know anymore #i just want someone to love #tbh #okay

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I am running a campaign Sunday and I’m nervous as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I’ve never done this before and I think I’m as prepared as can be???? I’m not good at roleplaying or making stuff up on the spot so this may go bad???? But it might not????

Hnnnnnnnnnnn now I get to spend all day at work worrying about it (except not really because I work at a mall and it’s on Sunday so I will be distracted)

#zelda mumbles #D&D #also we are super short staffed #plz apply #we need people to work #we couldn't even have anyone during the hiring fair taking resumes #we need help plz