eat pussies not animals

palestinian | she/her | mother nature reincarnated | fuck capitalism | fuck colonialism | fuck humans

[priceofliberty]

[drunkstereotype]

“While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore”

[witchinghour]

Lee and Tom’s Sacrifice

A Quiet Place (2018) dir. John Krasinski Bird Box (2018) dir. Susanne Bier

[greelin]

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

Twitter goes crazy over unlawful arrest of the teen who tried to sell his MacBook

[fuzzydunlop07]

And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke

[angel-of-death-2015]

Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING

[sourcedumal]

Police need to be held accountable for their actions.

[galataeic]

okay but why is this titled “Twitter goes crazy” and not “This woman’s son was cuffed and threatened at gunpoint by unidentified men”

This isn’t Twitter going crazy. This is a mother doing her best to protect her son. This is so much more about the fact that this boy was cut by cuffs from men who refused to identify themselves, law enforcers who broke the law and could have killed him if they wanted to. This is about the fact that nobody in power is listening to this mother trying to find some system of recourse for her son and YET she is not giving up.

Twitter is not the big deal here bucko

[salazar-slanderin]

People want to complain that Horace Slughorn wasn’t a well written Slytherin, but trashing your house, faking your death and transfiguring yourself into an armchair to avoid an uncomfortable conversation is about as Slytherin as it gets.

[fattiphatfat]

It wasn’t even his house

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[ohbellamy]

#same energy 

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

women who perform sexual acts on underage boys deserve to be thrown under the prison never to see the light of day again right next to the men who perform sexual acts on underage girls

[sammysstevens-deactivated201903]

and if you disagree you don’t deserve to be around kids. i wouldn’t trust you with my toenail much less a child

[a-lil-strawberry]

if you disagree you can unfollow me right now 

[ringwaldhaze]

this ^^^^

[rosethevoid]

I dare you to not reblog this.

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[stillisee]

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

[hollowboobtheory]

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

[lierdumoa]

The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact. 

Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.

The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.

He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:

:|

and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.

Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.

[vraik]

Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.

“I just thought she was really liberal!”

[jumpingjacktrash]

ok NOW it’s in character and i want to see this

[sadiepickles]

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

I wanna be in love but also yikes

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[marisatomay]

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

[xtltokio]

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

[sandersstudies]

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[lngdns]

[karizpy-deactivated20181209]

“is there a special someone in your life? :)”

[firesuns-archive]

i literally hate american college alcoholism culture so much lmao, it’s such a hard thing to get away from like… the excessive binge drinking is one thing that needs to be unpacked but also the fact that when i told my aunt who got out of college a couple years ago that i don’t really drink that much and she asked me how i have fun if i don’t go out and get shitfaced every weekend.  like she literally didn’t know how it could be possible to have fun without constantly being drunk.  or the fact that my friends will joke about or sometimes actually do this fun thing where they drink to “numb the pain” of something like a failed exam or football game gone wrong.  the fact that im a buzzkill if im not drinking at a party, and that all the “fun” girls are wasted to the point of confusion so that they will be easier to take advantage of.  like maybe it’s just because i have alcoholism in my family and i know the signs and they make me sick, but to see everyone doing these things all the time and acting like its normal to go on 3 day benders once a week and get so drunk they don’t remember what happened and then to be shamed for not wanting to participate in a clearly toxic pattern of behaviors is just… beyond frustrating and disgusting.  the longer im here the longer i wish i could move on from all this because it’s sickening to see peers develop a dependence on alcohol or go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning and then just act like it’s all part of the ~experience~ of going to an american university.  it shouldn’t be. it’s fucked up and im so sick of it