The Crusaders and Mario Kart
A/n- I've been watching Jjba a lot lately, and had the chance to finish it while at the hospital, and during my recovery. I've also been playing a lot of Mario Kart on my switch since I got home!
Pairing- None
Summary- Headcannons for the crusaders and Mario Kart!
Joseph Joestar
Please, this man would be so competitive
And angry
He probably yells a lot and most likely feels legitimate rage for the AI
He’s not terrible at the game, but it makes him very upset
And he’s broken multiple controllers from jamming the joysticks
Probably always comes in 5th
I can just see Joseph always playing as bowser jr or tanooki
Likes the DK Jungle because of the toads
But hates the twisted mansion
He had enough of haunted and run down buildings after his time in Europe :’(
He likes to mess around with the different carts, bikes and wheels so he’ll almost always play with some whack combo but make it work
Jotaro Kujo
Jotaro isn’t great at video games
And he knows it
But he plays so he can spend time with the people he cares about
Jotaro mains Shy Guy and uses the standard kart and wheels set up, doesn’t do anything too fancy
Loves the Dolphin Shoals track
But hates the Cheep Cheep Beach track
Loves playing with Holly and Joseph to see their smiles of victory (He just wants to see his family happy and it makes me sOft!)
Jotaro probably falls off the tracks a lot and definitely goes backwards sometimes
He usually comes in 8th place, but one time came in first when he played while shit faced with polnareff
Kakyoin Noriaki
Gamer boy
Is goated at Mario kart
His only real competition among the Crusaders is between Pol and Avdol, who are unusually good at Mario Kart
Kak mains Cat Peach
Prefers bikes with good acceleration
Loves the Rainbow Road track (the train one)
Hates Tick Tock Clock (for obvious reasons 👁👄👁)
Does tricks after jumps and throws all his shells and bananas back, likes to hold on to the sound boom box incase he gets a blue shell thrown at him
Usually always in first place
Polnareff
Polnareff is unusually good at the game, especially when drunk
He’s beat Kakyoin more than once
I imagine Pol mains bowser
And he loves heavy and fast karts
This man loves Moo Moo meadows because of the cows
But he absolutely hates Warrio stadium
Pol usually comes in 3rd
He doesn’t get too competitive, but sometimes things get heated when he’s beating Kak
Muhammed Avdol
Avdol is the only one good enough to consistently beat Kak
He’s calm and collected and while everyone is throwing shells at each other and busy attacking, he's cruising on by
Avdol mains Dry Bones, no I will not be taking criticism
He likes bikes with good off road traction
Relies mostly on boosts to get ahead
Lots of drifting, trick jumps, anything to get a burst of speed
Obviously likes Baby Park because he gets to coast by through the chaos
But he hates the Music Park
Usually lands in 2nd place
Takes advantage of Pol and Kak's rivalry
Absolutely a shit starter, but from the shadows
He'll throw a shell and hits Pol and blames it on Kak, who also coincidentally had the same shell as him
And he never gets caught















