Subspace and Medkit explain ionic bonds because I need to do schoolwork and all I can think about is these fuckass aliens (I am getting desperate)
“Oh my gosh Meddy we have to explain about ions!!”
“Subspace what the fuck are you talking about”
“Don’t question it!!!!!”
“I don’t want to be near you.”
“Too bad!!”
“What are we explaining, then?”
“The viewers are dying to know what a ‘polyatomic’ ion is!!”
“What ‘viewers’?”
“MEDDY FOCUS!!”
“… A polyatomic ion consists of a group of atoms with a net charge, opposed to a monatomic ion with only a single atom.”
“Oh, goodie!!”
“Why am I explaining? You’re the scientist between us two.”
“I thought you might want to have a go, but I guess not!!”
“…”
“Alright, alright, what more… Polyatomic ions can form bonds with other ions, just like monatomic ions!! They combine with other atoms to form neutral compounds overall. Sounds just like us, huh, Meddy??”
“No.”
“…Shut up!! Now, polyatomic ions are held together by covalent bonds. Do you know what that is??”
“…”
“Answer!!”
“You just told me to shut up though.”
“Ohh, Meddy you’re insufferable! Just insufferable!! Can’t you see I’m trying to have fun??”
“This is not my idea of fun.”
“Because you have no zest for life!!! No excitement!!!! No nothing!!!!!”
“I prefer things like this. You made me this way.”
“Ugh! So rude! Well, I don’t have anything more to say anyways!! I’m sure the viewers already left because of your party killing attitude!!”
“Okay.”
“Meddy, can’t you see I’m trying to make things right?”
“You dragged me to a room to talk about ions.”
“…”
“I don’t have time for this. I’m gonna leave.”
“…”
(don’t worry they cuddled and made up later they totally don’t hate each other in canon it’s all fine they’re still great dw abt it)
