a typical confused teenager. lots of cringe... beware!! I AM A MINOR | he/they | i probably exist | aspiring writer, artist, composer, and decomposer my worldbuilding projects, doodles, and the characters in my head reside here
Good day (or night!) to y'all! I'm bureaumantic and I humbly welcome you to my new pinned post! The old one was a bit outdated and I figured if I was renovating the whole thing, I may as well just make a whole new post!
Among the state of the art, sleek, and modern lines of this post, you may find many intriguing sections such as the [MASTERPOSTS], the [ABOUT ME], the [GAMES] and uh, wait. That is, uh, actually the extent of our collection for now... B-but I assure you, that, uh, is subject to change as soon as possible! Y-yes. For now, let me show you around!
COMMISSIONS ARE (not) OPEN!
-[ MASTERPOSTS ]-
organized by order of me making them oldest to youngest
elstre masterpost - low fantasy ww1
eternal bureaucracy masterpost - the office afterlife connecting all of my other worlds together
ghelter aquatic desalination corporation masterpost - SCIENTISTS research BITEY INFECTIOUS FISH people in UNDERWATER SECRET LAB AT 3 AM (GONE WRONG) (FACILITY COLLAPSED) (COPS NOT CALLED BECAUSE IT'S A HIGHLY ILLEGAL OPERATION)
cold water factory masterpost!! - losers in the middle of nowhereland work in a pointless factory and they're like miserable
evry fantasy rpg masterpost!! - basically its like, originally it was a satirical fantasy game with ai npcs but then humanity abandons the game and the ai naturally evolves and now it's like ww2 and there's comedy hijinks but also its naturally evolved to a point where stuff still matters idk how to explain it, just read it !!!!! if you want idk lol
patrol base nowhere masterpost!! - losers in the middle of nowhereland v2. this time theyre part of an infinitely large empire that has abandoned them in a snowy pointless patrol base where everything breaks and everyone is miserable
rostov mining and transportation masterpost!! - sci fi megacorporation gets way in over its head and becomes a government and proceeds to dip into the red forever, but then goes down the ai techbro path and next thing it knows its waging eternal war
-[ ABOUT ME ]-
As mentioned before, you may know me as bureaumantic or by my real name which I will not be disclosing on this blog, thank you very much! Here are some things I feel like are important to know if you wanted to get digitally acquainted for whatever reason!
Here's a link to my neocity!!
I am...
a MINOR!
he/they!
non-denominational Christian!
biologically Korean but consider myself an American! (I have been told multiple times that, online, my "texting accent" [if that makes sense] sounds Australian. I am flattered but that is untrue.)
Some other things to know.... My favorite number is blue and my favorite color is 42. I am in high school so I do have to balance that with my hobbies! I am an officer in multiple clubs, but I am most proud of my position in my Army JROTC unit, where I am a Cadet Major and the Executive Officer!
also i love getting asks please send me any. any you want pretty please with a cherry on top. i love rambling about my lore and drawing stuff people thought would be cool or funny and also just talking to people about like pretty much anything that's cool or fun or interesting (what fits those criteria is up to you) please please please thank you!!
-[ GAMES ]-
pilgrims (command prompt, windows) - a text based command prompt game about managing a colony of pilgrims and trying not to go crazy and starve to death
play bingo (roblox) - fantasy london blitz where you ignore the booms and play bingo
it was obvious to almost every nation except the hive that the hive queendom would almost certainly lose the hive war before it even started. the hive queendom was barely industrialized, still maintained a loosely feudal system of government, and did not have the economic or manpower resources to conduct a large scale war on its many neighbors.
in spite of this, the hive queendom had been internally whipped up into a fascist frenzy of ultranationalism and was confident in its ability to wage war on its adversaries. the hive war began as the hive queendom launched a swift and merciless surprise offensive on the olegrian empire's southeastern borders. the olegrian empire, already engaged in a(nother) bloody war with the sicebon commonwealth, had only skeletal reserves in the region, and its poor transportation infrastructure allowed the hive's royal army to sweep through the empire.
the early war was much in the hive's favor, as it was only fighting one major power (and the olegrian empire was admittedly the weakest of the great powers). however, with the formation of the International Coalition, spearheaded by the Recalian Protectorate, Sicebon Commonwealth (who did not stop attacking the olegrian empire throughout or after the war), and the Olegrian Empire (who did not stop attacking the sicebon commonwealth throughout or after the war), the hive began to weaken.
fighting a three front land and naval war, the hive was immediately cut off from external supplies much earlier than it had expected, preventing the nation from building up its necessary supply reserves to appropriately execute its plans of conquest. as it was pushed on the defensive, the hive entered what became known as the Steel Crisis, which was a major shortage of not only steel, but also food, leather, and essentially every warfighting resource.
at this point, the hive's fate was sealed. the nation slowly starved and its borders closed. however, the period between the steel crisis and the late war lasted 4 years. the primary reason for the length of the campaign was due to poor cooperation in the International Coalition, the hive's stubborn refusal to surrender, and its willingness to make shocking sacrifices to prolong the war. each hive town and city was paid for in the blood of countless coalition soldiers, hive soldiers, and civilians. as the war entered its last year, children and the elderly were used extensively as soldiers due to the lack of hive manpower.
by the end of the war, the hive was hollow, gored, and extensively depopulated.
its funny to me how many sci-fi and fantasy settings have humans but theyre like. completely unrelated to earth's humans. like yeah these are humans but theyre space humans from space, no mentions of earth anywhere in the extended lore. perhaps they even have a canonical home planet in the text that is explicitely not earth. but like they are humans and called humans because you cant have a story without humans. theyre just different humans. its fine. dont worry about it.
i finally wanted to draw the uniforms of the olegrian empire and then i realized that i never drew the recalian protectorate either so here are the PRIMARY uniforms of the MAJOR participants of The Hive War.
naturally, there were many smaller nations involved and each nation had more than a single uniform (except the olegrian imperial army), but these are considered the most iconic uniforms of each service's wardrobe.
my problem is i think every character concept can be improved by making them a little nonbinary. this has created a comically unrealistic concentration of People With A Weird Gender Thing Going On in my stories and i will not be stopping any time soon. im genders georg.
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?
Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)
was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi 🍣 🥲
