thou shalt cha cha real smooth

i don’t really have an interesting story to tell, but i can offer you my glasses to gaze through

[feyburner]

I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”

[thou-shalt-cha-cha-real-smooth]

hey, the side wound as a vagina, or similarly yonic spear-wound interpretations, are ancient! a lot of people, including theologians and even doctors of the church (two medieval women who thought so are st hildegard and julian of norwich) have interpreted Jesus as woman, mother, womb, and the passion as an assault with the resurrection as a birth

wow ahhhhhhh!!!! i’ll definitely be reading up on that ;) thats so interesting i love you

[thou-shalt-cha-cha-real-smooth]

I can’t stop thinking about Caravaggio’s Incredulità di San Tommaso

i saw it on pinterest one day scrolling, and something about it just struck me as wrong. i had to stop and stare at it, and i realized that it almost looks like jesus is being raped. 

jesus in the position of a woman being objectified by men. the hole in his side looks like a vagina. jesus isn’t in control, he’s vulnerable. pliant. he holds his shirt open so they can take what they want. his brow is knit his mouth is open slightly hes looking down at the finger inside him. intimate act, pulling his clothes back and grabbing thomas’ wrists so he can’t look away. jesus standing in his discomfort while the others are in awe, clinically scrutinizing. they don’t get it, don’t get how he feels about this, how vulnerable he is, that theyre penetrating him. they’re taking something from him, and it’s sacred to him but not to them. the act of taking being just another shallow need to prove a point to the other men. i wonder if this is what Adam felt like when God reached in to take one of his ribs. it’s such a full circle moment, God reaching into Adam to take what is needed and a human perverting that by reaching into the inside of the divine and just taking, and did they learn that from God?

please let me know if someone else made the same connection 😭😭 this is making me insane

[nasfera2]

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

[cosmic-stardust-ghost]

There’s no way this isn’t a direct reference to Pomme

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[the-therapist-is-ace]

What the-

[rvioletprince27]

I haven’t seen this in about 4 years. I’m glad it’s back.

[ordola]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[nyx1021]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thegirlwhosimpstoomuch]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[tylostoma]

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

[roxirinart]

[willgrahamscock]

local faggot found grieving what once was

[willgrahamscock]

local faggot found mourning what could have been

[conswayo]

54 minutes

[h4h4n0tfunny]

[pebblul]

“teenage Dazai this” “teenage Chuuya that”

WHAT ABOUT TEENAGE FUKUZAWA

I know where Ranpo gets it from.

[swagvo1d]

[swagvo1d]

inspired by this stamp

[hopepunk-humanity]

[handsofred]

Okay, I was not expecting this at all and I have to admit, I have not listened to any music from Chappell Roan before, my fault and that is going to change...but this is hauntingly beautiful and it's beautiful to see so many people come together to do something for not only themselves, but for this video too.

This needs to be shared everywhere really, it really is beautiful.

[coreomajoris]

I know this song well but hadn't listened to it in a few months, and this version just made me cry and made me think about various queer regrets and frustrations I had during the era I grew up in. It means so much to see people come together to sing this.

[tonyalmeida]

[focksincrocks]

[thehikingastronomer]

This guy alone just filled my "live your life with passion" quota for the year.

[mercurymusing]

Funniest thing is the quick "settle down mate" and the dip into the Australian accent as he gushes over how pretty it is.

[quill-of-thoth]

Knowing herpetologists: literally every one of them under 40 was influenced by Steve Irwin. The Austrailian accent and repetition of Irwinesque phrases (what a beauty, look at the size of this fella) is involuntary but an important part of the snake catching ritual.

[boppinbobby-moved-deactivated20]

yeiyeaaah. darkness 🦞 imprisoning me🦞all that i see🦞absolute horror🦞 i cannot live

[prosecoloredglasses]

Oh, to be a bird.

to live like one, anyway.

I admire their trust.

to go where I’m drawn, without hesitation.

to fly toward a branch that catches my eye,

to land and firmly plant my feet—

no concern for a branch’s ability to hold me.

I won’t need to know if it will snap.

It may.

but - I know I’ll be okay.

I also know this —

I can fly.

[lolitabreath]

[snail101]

they have googly eyes holy shit