#polypoets

[mylovetovenus]

@Thewholedeadpoetssociety

[sharkrow]

I don't believe in dps ship wars just..

[littlespringdandelion]

Tellonym crush messages from my college's insta as dps characters

[sharkrow]

happy 36 years since Cameron was kicked from the polycule 🫶

[littlespringdandelion]

guys

guys

what if we start calling poly ships in dps,,,, polypoets

Thoughts opinions

[littlespringdandelion]

polypoets sketches

[littlespringdandelion]

Rating all dps ships I can think of just because I can

Anderperry: 10/10 - basically canon. Overrated for a reason

Mitts: 100/10 - Y E S i swear i can read a whole ass book about them being cute domestic cinnamon rolls (write one for me pls)

Overton: -38457/10 - I hate knox

Chanderperry: 10/10 - absolutely deserved better. I need a fix-it with them so much. So much I even wrote one myself but it's old and cringy

Meenderson: 10/10 - boyfriends <3

Daltonperry: 39749392859/10 - hi i'm s-my-favourite-trope-is-friends-to-lovers-onya. Dumb sunshine + dumb bitch I love them

Meelton/cheeks: 9/10 - love the dynamics. Started as friends with benefits

Chameron: 0/10 - i don't like love/hate, that's it

Andalton: 9/10 - I see them mostly as post-canon and you understand why. They both write poetry!!

Chrisginny: 9/10 - cute and all but sadly we know very little about Ginny :( i like them anyway tho

Noelton: 10/10 - don't ask where did it come from just accept it

Whatever Charlie/Neil/Todd/Meeks is: 10/10 - literally my favorite polycule

Chris/Knox: -928485/10 - no.

Chris/Chet: -294949939494729/10 - NO.

Keating/Charlie: 0/10 - ok?? Acceptable as charlie having a crush but not as actual ship

Todd/Chris: 6/10 - if it exists I like it both platonically and romantically

Sterry: 9/10 - nerdy bfs

Neil/Gerard: 5/10 - saw someone shipping them platonically and for some reason it has potential to me now

Charlie/Gerard: 2/10 - my friend ships them and I don't understand why

Stick/anyone: 1/10 - it's ok but he's just a pretty guy, doesn't seem very interesting to me

Neil/Ginny: 5/10 - wlw mlm solidarity your honor

[littlespringdandelion]

Steven: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Todd: i don’t know, how are yo-

Charlie, from the other side of the room: neil is doing great thanks for asking!