#poor patton

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: Oh this is so nice! Thanks for inviting me! I didn’t think I’d ever be invited over here actually—

Remus: Cmon daddy, we love ya. Now what can I get you to drink?

Patton: What do you have?

Remus: *opens the fridge* We’ve got water, juice, milk, spiders, pop, iced tea—

Patton: Uh… spiders?? Wh—

Remus: Spiders it is!

Patton: No wait! That wasn’t what I—

Remus: *pouring spiders into a glass* You know I always make a pitcher of spiders for guests but you’re the first one to ever ask for it! Not even Jan drinks my spiders—

Patton:

[halfhissandwich]

This was the cause of their divorce /hj

[the-ghost-of-pastels]

You’ve heard of transparent angst, now get ready for 

TRANSPARENT FLUFF

(Click/tap the picture for to give Patton hugs!)

[ravenhilarious]

REMUS JUST FARTED IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF PATTON OMG

[xpouii]

Your... b-hole... should stay zipped up in your pants where it belongs! (alternatively: your poop chute, your pooper, your brownmaker)

Your b-hole should stay in your pants with all your other unmentionable. Ya taint, ya balls and ya dingus! (Heavily paraphrased of course)

[starry-knight-skies]

So I had this thought about the follow up to Roman’s poisoning... maybe Logan wasn’t as sneaky as he thought he was? Maybe Patton happened to see him and he confronts him about it? Maybe Logan uses Patton’s feelings for him and his love for Virgil to use and manipulate him to doing what he says with future problems? Maybe one day Logan decides Patton has out-lived his use, or he feels like Patton is going to rat him out to Virgil, so he decides that he needs to take care of him. Maybe that leads to this big confrontation on the roof? And maybe Patton was pushed off, maybe he jumped? But really, who’s to say what actually happened?

[leftabit-leftabit]

Patton:  I had this problem where I’d often hide my less-than-awesome feelings So when I would feel like sobbing, I’d just smile and crack jokes!

Me: *Sitting and thinking about all of those times Patton has made a bad pun/Dad-joke...*

[scenecipriano]

Remus nO-

Patton: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and any time at all down here in the deep blue sea~!

Remus: F IS FOR FIRE TO BURN DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U IS FOR URANIUM... BOMBS, N IF FOR NO /SURVIVORS/ WHEN YOU-

Patton: *Concerned dad noises*