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Who keeps stealing my rulers.

• Chewing wood. • Not me.

… REMUS.

NOOOOOOOO SMART DADDY PLEASE-

I stole them.. he’ll never know, shhh..

Logan: *walks into the kitchen.*

Remus: *wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together*

Logan: Alright we’re going to skip the “what” and just go straight to the “why”.

Remus: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Dora: I think you mean cards. Sirius: He did not. Remus, pulling out knives: I did not.

Remus: The only "wanted" I am is wanted dead

Remus: [staring at the Christmas tree] .....

Deceit: [Next to Remus on the couch reading a book. Notices Remus being oddly quiet] What the fuck are *totally not* thinking about Remus?

Remus: [still staring at the Christmas tree] I wanna stick the tree up my butt

Deceit: [sighs] That *will not* be the 68th tree that was shoved up your ass Remus.

Virgil: [from the kitchen] WHATS ONE MORE?! FOR THE MEME!!!

Remus: [stands up and the started to shove the tree up his ass] YEAHHHHHH

Deceit: [gets up and runs to Remus to stop him] STOP PLEASE

Remus: [has a whole tree up his ass now] >:3

A Creativitwins Christmas

Roman, decorating the Christmas tree and singing: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens-

Remus, eating a glass ornament: STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

I’m sorry, I couldn’t get this image out of my head and I had to draw it lol

Merry Christmas everyone! Hopefully it’s less chaotic!

#remus no