OH SHIT YOU FOUND ME

The name is Christine and I'm a 31 year old with a questionable blog.

[meanbuddhist]

i found something inside me that i’m scared of and now i’m going to domesticate it

[thememedaddy]

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[animentality]

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[thememedaddy]

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[naturalcomedian]

me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don't want to pressure you

husband: we have been married for 23 years

[loveridden1999]

jesus was yeast

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

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