#post generator

[falsehood-and-deceit]

Remus: *flopping around on the forest floor*

Deceit: I don't spy on fifty eels

So I found this post generator...

[charrators]

post generator highlight reel

[pearlposts]

emotion is not necessary. we do not need fears or dreams or feelings about anything. come with me to a pure and improved world where we only pray to worms

[druidicbrujo]

[resshiiram]

Can you tell that Sora is a tad salty that Terra never acknowledges him? XD

[andro-purpur]

your fave is problematic: they draw heterosexuals

[project-pleiades]

The Signs as “What Should Ur Next Post Be” Generator

Aries: (wearing a black and red corset with a black leather skirt and black fishnet stockings with combat boots) i kiss hamburgers

Taurus: what do you mean when you say my time management is bad? at 8am i wake up. i have breakfast and brush my teeth. then from 9am to 8pm i escape chaos

Gemini: yeah sure we have bath bombs that sparkle. bath bombs that change color. we even have ones that have surprises inside. but when will they make a bath bomb that can feed off of flesh

Cancer: im going to write a modern version of romeo and juliet where they both feed off of 165 parakeets

Leo: (shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i attack memes

Virgo: the goal: popularize trash

Libra: im going to go back in time and get along with others despite differing opinions about emos

Scorpio: the lyrics are: because you know im all about that bass/bout that bass/ fill the void left by contouring

Sagittarius: im sweating. im glistening. im laying on the floor ready to endorse the slime hovel

Capricorn: sometimes i just wanna slather lotion all over my body and go on a date with a decent person

Aquarius: am i gay? well if it answers your question i purchase blood

Pisces: tfw ur trying to relax but u cant help but interact with the spider farm