A Brujo and TTRPG GM

Straight up boofin’ the roach (/j, I don’t smoke, quirky like that), 23, He/Him, Cis & Bi, radical leftist, environmentalist, Celtic and Indigenous Mexican family, etc.

[thedreamthieves]

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

[insomniac-arrest]

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog the problem is capitalism and not your pussy

[probablybadrpgideas]

Instead of hundreds of spells that all do different things, why not one spell that does every thing?

[lazerwing]

Please correct me, but is this not what the wish spell does?

Like imitates any other spell for 9th level casting?

[probablybadrpgideas]

No, no, that's a spell that does any thing.

I'm talking a spell that does every thing.

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kratt09]

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

[kratt09]

thats not the word I meant to use

[wanderingwitchofthewood]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

A Very Old Oak by AledThompsonArt

This artist on Instagram

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[tiredworms]

i hope the rest of these are beautiful pictures of lovely landscapes cause what the fuck is that

[creative-chaos-apparently]

I made a little friend last night

[druidicbrujo]

FUCK YEAH!! GREEN LACE WINGS!! They’re really good at ridding your gardens of Aphids!

[technofeudalism]

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

[flamei7]

[indigomurdermuffin]

@probablybadrpgideas the first weird dice (yes i know it’s not wednesday but couldn’t resist)

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[dicklessswonder]

uterus, i dont need you. go forth and find a beautiful trans woman who wants you.

[gay-jewish-bucky]

[riverpiracy]

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

[riverpiracy]

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

[ostdrossel]

Where there’s bird seed,

there will also be critters, and the Chipmunks are one of my favorite. They just make me laugh. They are tough to get good photos of with my setup because they move so fast, but I got lucky with this one 😆.

[huffylemon]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.

[stinkybrowndogs]

I have created the worlds shittiest cattio (a small dog crate i have jimmy rigged out the window) and it is a big hit

[sundavr]

Congrats on re popularizing the victorian child window cage 😂

[stinkybrowndogs]

FUCK

[tiefling-queer]

it’ll never fail to amaze me that chessex, the game dice company - like if you bought your first dice set from a game store/comic shop/card shop you most certainly bought a chessex set - has such an ugly and poorly designed website. it looks like they went out of business 15 years ago.

[vornskr]

i don’t know what’s better, the fact that they only sell five different things and felt like they needed a site map, the single uk location with the giant union jack, or simply the times new roman header which reads:

“The coolest dice on the planet.”  ™

[vornskr]

THEY HAVEN’T UPDATED THEIR WEBSITE IN TEN YEARS????

[vornskr]

my mistake, literally every single page you click on has a different copyright date. so far I’ve seen 2001, 2005, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2011, and most recently 2012. amazing. well done chessex.

[tiefling-queer]

BUT LANA HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO ORDER DICE?????

[vornskr]

you….you have to email them your order form. oh, gods. you…have to type your credit card information. into an email. so they can charge you seven dollars in shipping or 7% of the total order cost if it’s over $100. fuck. if you have questions about the cost of air shipping, you can fax them anytime. jesus christ. oh gods. fuck. fuck me up. chessex. the coolest dice on the planet.  ™

[zerofarad]

this is another reason why I let my friendly local store make my chessex orders for me

[thesongzebrabyonehtrixpointnever]

Me: The Chessex website isn’t real and can’t hurt me:

The Chessex website:

[queenqueso]

The best part is that this is literally by design

amazing

[patrickdiomedes]

oh my god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These are the only people doing internet sales correctly

[probablybadrpgideas]

I feel the chessex website qualifies for weird dice wednesday

[vaspider]

Yep.

[justanotherautie]

the chessex website is perfectly normal and modern looking to me? https://www.chessex.com/

[vaspider]

They changed it. :(

[probablybadrpgideas]

ejected from weird dice wednesday for ui un-crimes

[tanuki-kimono]

Wara ningyô (straw doll) kept at Tono Museum.

Those effigies were once hung on ropes (michikiri) by roadsides and village entrances to ward off evil spirits bringing pestilence (疫病神 yakubyôgami). They were sometimes accessorized, like this one bearing a daishô (katana set) and a fearsome (oni?) face mask.

Waraningyô are also a staple of folk magic alike voodoo dolls, especially those related to eerie uchi no toki mairi ("Ox-hour shrine visits", ie witching hour).