#posts from orbit

[gtfomyufo]

adhd life is like. losing your phone and legitimately checking in the freezer because its 100% plausible you accidentally put it in there while looking for food earlier

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[gtfomyufo]

ADHD mood

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i can't get over that one episode where juno gets a work call and has to leave the bed of some woman who's like "leaving in the middle of the night, juno? that's not very ladylike."

he doesn't even remember her name, and yet she knows he's a lady not a gentleman.

[gtfomyufo]

me: got work this afternoon, guess i don't have time to do anything productive beforehand :/

me: wait. it's 9am. i work at four. that's SEVEN WHOLE HOURS to do something.

me: [looks at the time] oh wait it's 10 am. guess I don't have ti-

[gtfomyufo]

tag urself

oldest sibling: bossy. offended if you dont do as they ask. gets away with things because of reasonable doubt

middle sibling: mischief oriented but ALSO with the temptation to boss people around. least likely to be caught but most likely to be punished. feral

youngest sibling: mischief but gets away with it. false innocence.

only child: needs to be centre of attention. expects people to do what they want without asking them to. no discipline

[gtfomyufo]

there are three kinds of people during this quarantine;

1. those rocking the over-grown haircut look

2. entitled assholes protesting safety measures that prevent them from getting professional haircuts

3. all the trans men, queer women, and poor people who were cutting their own hair long before this started, looking sexy as ever