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[eli-kunai-san]

... any comments ? #mondaybelike #pourmecoffee #donttalktome #whothefsaiditsmonday (à Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBuh5rUI59TemsAdW-HWSOlkSNxyrNGeXaj3Dg0/?igshid=1r7lkqvgd4elw

[ecologiadigital]

Fuck Yeah Fluid Dynamics: the most relaxing site on the Internet https://t.co/URs4ElzOGB http://pic.twitter.com/ZaUACDBWQq

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 21, 2017

[tamthewriter]

Bless you for posting this, @pourmecoffee

[fancyisthefuture]

"This will be the thing that finally stops Trump..."Stop. No. Don't post it. You can resist this time pic.twitter.com/qtoBygoicH

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 7, 2015

[vox]

Donald Trump, man of science, explained in 4 tweets. 

[thisdayinfavrd]

November 17, 2009

I wrote you a haiku / But it had no grace / I wrote you a sonnet / But ran out of space / Anyway here's a drawing of a penis on your face @fireland (Joshua Allen) – 151

'2012' is an uplifting movie once you realize the Yankees are dead. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 134

All I'm saying is if you're locked in struggle with your nemesis Levi Johnston, maybe you aren't ready to lead the nation. @pourmecoffee (pourmecoffee) – 132

Too cold to take the baby for a walk, so I put her on the treadmill instead and boy she was really keeping up there for a while. @thedayhascome (Josh Hopkins) – 127

The U.S. dollar has fallen to a 12-month low. Last night, it watched Leno. @badbanana (Tim Siedell) – 124

Sometimes I like to sprinkle pee around the toilet so my wife will appreciate it when I don't. @sween (Jason Sweeney) – 95

I saw a guy coming out of Costco with a case of toilet paper & a gallon of lotion. Looks to me like he's beating off more than he can screw. @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 83

Sometimes for laughs, I slip condoms into the carts of little old ladies at the grocery store and then watch for the checker's reaction. @MrBigFists (Jonathan Sloan) – 79

If this cough were any less productive, it would probably get its own Twitter account. @katefeetie (one katie please) – 76

Erectile dysfunction: You just can't beat it. @seanhussey (Sean Hussey) – 66

Statistics show that using the phrase "I'm just keepin' it real" is a more effective method of birth control than the Pill. @debihope (Notorious d.e.b.) – 63

The beauty of Sarah Palin's book is that you actually can shut the book up. @Trick_or_tweet (Miss Creant) – 62

Lot of Seattle men dress like an American Apparel ad someone briefly described to them. @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 60

You can lead a horse to water and he'll fish for a day. Teach a horse to water and your lawn will look great. @baileygenine (Bailey Siewert) – 56

I'm making a list entitled People Who Don't Get Jokes. You'll be on there, but you won't know why. @CcSteff (Stephanie) – 55

You'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I'm still amazed at the number of people allowed to drive despite being retarded. @Zaius13 (Damn Dirty Ape) – 52

Walked a mile in the rain to Borders. No _Ficciones_. Too bad I didn't need 16,000 Dan Brown books and an effeminate vampire calendar. @hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) – 47

Turns out "I have" is an inappropriate response when the cartoon my son is watching asks "Has anyone seen my Mom's special box". @OverlandParker (Michael Pierce) – 47

It's all fun and games until you have to lie to the proctologist that the cucumber lodged in your anus is the result of an accident. @Beef_Tongue (Squalid Thoughts) – 46

According to astronomers, Venus has entered Uranus, and now meatier showers are coming. @Trick_or_tweet (Miss Creant) – 46

[allisaway]

Set your clocks back this Sunday. Then vote on Tuesday so you don't have to turn them back again.

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