BlossomingRiotPoof:
if someone shat on your lawn, would you get mad?
Noxcauldron:
um
probably
ooh
if they were drunk/not noticing, I'd totally sidle up to them with a plastic bag and say "please curb your dog" in a weird sultry voice and slip away leaving him confused
waitwhat
PRANCEY STOP INFECTING MY HEAD
BlossomingRiotPoof:
plz curb ur dog
#pleasecurbyourdog
Noxcauldron:
#pleasecurbyourdog
BlossomingRiotPoof:
STOP I HATE U
Noxcauldron
NO YOU LUFF ME
BlossomingRiotPoof:
"Are you dirty in another sense of the word?"
now I'm in a mental situation where I'm flirting with the person that just shat on my lawn
thanks a lot














