#which is funny

[noodles-and-tea]

Don’t forget the hyphen!!!

[ghoulishcavern]

joel says “i need to interact with more people on the server this season” and the.n thinks to himself on how to do that and comes back with “i need to stalk people and creep them out. this will naturalize my presence in the server” and he was right because it does. the unintended consequence of this is he looks a lot weirder if you’re not watching him. i watch every one of his videos and im convinced this guys normal as hell!

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

hippie summer canceled. its vampire cunt august. everyone lock in.

[barachiki]

After a few years practicing timing on the clarinet, John sat behind a drum looking completely out of his depth.

He quickly realized getting into a rhythm with his pounding required a very different kind of control than he was used to with his mouth.

(giggle)

[kikker-oma]

TUMBLR LET ME POST TWILIGHT DANGIT

[singeamon-arts]

I can’t believe I was surprised when I learned a crush is supposed to be wanting to date someone instead of really, really wanting to be their friend.

[haljordangetpregnant]

yello, I was wrote it before but I guess I accidentally deleted it. If you seen it twice don't care pls and also don't care about my terrible english. I hate that language. Wdym the same letter but you should read different cuz-

NEVERMIND ITS NOT ABOUT IT

There's a lot story where batfam give hal a shovel talk. And yeah he's soooooo scared cuz Alfred is soooooooooo scarry and he's not the man with no fear or he never saw one single yellow lantern or he never was in a real fight or something or he wasn't in air force or bla bla bla yeah he's just a dumb looking good sex toy and-

It's not the point calm down 

Anyway 

But what would other lanterns think about Bruce?????

'Cuz yep they meet with Hal's other ex. A space dictator, star sapphire's queen, a fcking pee color fear bug, a suneater, any other disaster. So, yep they know that Hal is a magnet for cosmic horrors. Ofc they wanna meet that new guy to see is the universe ends again. 

But no, that's just a man. 

Salaak will call him "unimportant", Kilowog will call him "weak", Ch'p just will laugh to his face. They think like Hal is just chilling, wasting a little time for relax. They stop caring. 

Then there the Earth's green lanterns, the real problems.

They are not okay with it.

Do you think Guy is annoying before? Well definitely not, but now he is the number 1 jerkass you ever meet.

Kyle and Keli? They nice kids, they don't want to hurt anyone. But they can be low. Kyle humiliated Damian's art skills after he called hal "gold digger". Damian's last project (a painting shows Talia and Bruce, in love) is in fire now and Keli is smiling, not even a cute nice smile, she smirks like a psycho. 

At least Jessica is nice, she smiles to Bruce (with dead eyes and a disappointed glare), she's helping Alfred about cleaning house (and they found her in the places she's shouldn't be), and she loves pets (and somehow they love her to, they love her too much). (Sometimes they catch her looking to weapons for too long, she just smiles and says "oh don't be silly, I don't need them. My ring can make so much better.")

To be honest, Simon didn't go that far. He didn't curse Bruce's bloodline (like guy), or he didn't try to burn the manor (like Kyle and Keli), or didn't act like a cheap horror movie character (like Jess). But... do you remember Bruce's car gallery? They all gone now. And all speeding tickets for Bruce's name. How did he get Bruce's driving licence? Is he having fun (or is it a threat)?

John just gives him a sad look. And saying "I know that they are too protective but you should be happy 'cuz Jo is busy for now."

After all, if Bruce can survive at all, from Hal's friends, family, exes, and other maniacs who obsessed with him, and after all bullshit if they are still together and if they decide to marry,,,,,

In the wedding day, John asks Hal is he serious, like 'you still have time to change your mind' and Hal just goes by 'haha nope' and then... John looks shocked. Everything keeps going, John is more nervous than everyone else. 

Hal about to say yes, nothing bad thing happening, there's no ex who crashing wedding, Black Hand didn't summon Bruce's death parents or grandparents, sun isn't dying, and John screams, "WERE YOU SERIOUS ALL THIS TIME??? YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A EMO???"

Then he gives a look to Jo.

She smiles.

Oh don't worry about it T.T I just tend to save up long asks for whenever I have time to answer them hahaha sorry It got you confused, lol, usually I answer them on the weekend but the last weekend I went to another city to graduate haha

I find your English good enough for me, another non-native haha AND that's enough like I have no respect for that language anyway I have horrible spelling skills and I cannot spell rthythm until now and I literally have a certificate in English LOL

Personally, I think the GL would LOATHE Batman hahaha you're absolutely correct about it

Loathe as in, Batman as a love interest and not a person, yes, as person, too, sometimes, he's an asshole but the GLs are all aware that their Hal is just as bad so I guess they all just become passive aggressive and difficult, lol

Yk what, ESPECIALLY KYLE

I'm telling you

ESPECIALLY KYLE, ACTUALLY

John would be hella judgemental, he literally punched Bruce for disrespecting Hal, after all. Literally Hal's biggest believer and defender against the Bats there. But of course, he's a grown up, he is, he can handle that, he can, he tells himself, but wait, oh noooo if Batman falls down a hole and there's a ladder, John would burn the ladder to eat some burnt mashmallow instead of saving him.

Guy would definitely be an extra ass lol. But actually, out of anyone, I would think he would, surprisingly be the most normal, lol. I guess you can say that they both are the eldest Lanterns, they are like brothers and they have been through too many ups and downs and bad decisions together. Hal wouldn't exactly die because he decide to marry an asshole from Earth, so I think Guy would actually be the least hateful LOL Surprising, I know. But it's just like that with him sometimes, an unpredictable nerd who's actually more sensible than you may think.

Kyle being regarded as a kid is so funny to me hahaHAHA I guess he's partially Hal's kid, in some ways. He's a little special. Still messy. Still vulnerable. Strong. Capable. But not exactly til the point of 'fuck you Hal I don't need you to tell me what to do' grown, yet. Hal's torchbearer. The one person Hal thinks is better than everyone, than him, especially than him. The one person Hal would trust to remain incorruptable no matter what (he doesn't need to know about other... things, haha). AND-

this is special anon

AND, Kyle was at the butt of the bully when Hal turned evil. He had to struggle with trying to live up to the title "Green Lantern" while the others left, trying to fix a fallen God, while having Batman constantly needling him, comparing him, belittling him, and bullying him while simultaneously seeing Hal in Kyle. And be so fucking bitter about how Kyle was different from Hal. Gosh, that era's Batman was a bitch, literally. That whole Tower of Babel run and shit. He was a BITCH to Kyle, that what's I am trying to say.

If there's anyone's opinion Hal would care about this, just a little bit, I think it would be Kyle. Lol,

The conversation would probably be like, and I guess it's the focus of this answer hahaha:

Kyle: So, you're getting married to Hal?

Bruce: ... I know this is rather... surprising. But I just want you to know-

Kyle: Save me the talk. I would rather see your action, 'Spooky'.

Bruce: ...

Kyle: Oh, you don't like me calling you that. Imagine what I felt when you first called me "Green Lantern".

Bruce: Rayner, I was not... stable, when that happened. And I deeply apologize for that. But-

Kyle: Yea, yea, but you are different now. You have changed. And I should be believing you, should I not? Believing in someone's ability to change is my thing, right? I believed in Hal, after all.

Bruce: ...

Kyle: Aren't you going to say something to convince me or something?

Bruce: You do not owe me that. Your effort, and your trust, that is.

Kyle: you're not wrong.

Bruce: But I am asking you to believe in Hal's. His judgement, and his choice, and his trust in me, which I do not have any slightest intent to betray. You don't need to trust me. But I know you trust Hal.

Kyle: ... Ha. I didn't even know that there is even a correct answer to this kind of thing, you know, "shovel talk" stuff, which I don't usually do, by the way.

Bruce: ... I suppose you're not going to threaten to kill me if-?

Kyle: NO! No, God, no, no, no, yea, I don't do 'threats'.

Bruce: ... But?

Kyle: Yes, of course, there's a but. But if you step out of line, and Hal doesn't do anything about it, I'm going to rewire your brain to my likings.

Bruce: ... I hope you know that that is more cruel than actually killing me.

Kyle, smiling innocently: I know.

That conversation will probably get leaked (by Kyle himself) and using his power to threaten allies would probably land him in hot water according to the GL rules but like-

Who caresssss? Your honour, like, who caresssssssss?

No one bothers to expose him. Hal knows, and he just laughs about it while patting Bruce on the shoulder (He does that rewiring brain shit too, don't test him)

[alexluvsskittlez]

take a look at yourself bro😭✌️