Super Connor (readying his laser eyes): Jon is right. Christmas is about the bonds that bring us together.
Supergirl (her laser eyes on the target): It's about friends.
Superman (proud papa): And family!
Superboy Prime (missing the point but locked in): And killing Santa!
Superboy (ready to laser blast): And that's the true meaning of Christmas!
Many, many hours later
Jon: And that's how we killed an imposter Santa and saved Christmas.
The Batfamily having listened to the entire story were silent at first legitimately shocked at missing all this. A saving Santa story wasn't what they expected while enjoying Alfred's popular eggnog.
Jason: That was fantastic!
Dick: You saved Christmas! Yes! That's permanent nice list accomplishment right there.
Superboy Prime scoffed while stirring his eggnog. Yeah, Santa was hesitant to move him to the nice list after SP shot at Santa's sleigh when he was a teenager.
Damian: You told an exciting and true happy story. Good job.
Jon: Thanks.
Tim (worried): You're positive that was an imposter? I'm serious about asking this.
Connor: He was. The real one was tied up and stuffed inside a chimney like cell. He gave us gifts for saving him.
Tim sighed relieved.
Kara: I finally got my Barbie doll styled to look like me! In your face, Dick!
Dick: Whatever.
Superman: Prime, why were obsessed with killing fake Santa?
Superboy Prime: The fat bastard refused to remove me from the naughty list over my past. A boy shoots down one sleigh and he's enemy number one. This was the closet I got to killing him. I'm not a monster though. I won't kill the real dingus.
Batman: That Santa is such a jerk, isn't he?
Superman: Batman, for the last time, you have to get past him not reviving your parents! It's against the laws of the dead.
Batman: Bull shit!
Kara: We definitely caused some property damage to the city we were in.
Superboy Prime: We can deal with that tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow! Yes! Boxing day!
Superboy prime punched Dick in the arm making the man drop his cup of eggnog.
Dick: Ow! My nog!
Jason (laughing): Sorry bro, but that was funny. This guy is the best. Superman, what are you doing wrong? Like in life and in general?
Superboy Prime: I think he was dropped on his head.
Kara: Numerous times. He cried a lot too.
Superman: When I was an infant? Yeah, I imagine I did.
Superboy: Dad. I get what you meant but that's not a flex.
Connor: You softer than puppy toes compared to auntie Kara.
Kara: See he's a youngling and he gets it.
Batman laughed dryly at Superman's embarrassment while him and Jason enjoyed eggnog together.
What if Jason met Superboy Prime, who I will title Prime for his citizen name because he gives that type of energy to have that name. Jason sees him and he's annoyed of him, he's basically another Superman and he's not on the best terms with regular Superman. When he died, Superman inadvertently stopped Batman from killing Joker and while everyone gets why that was a good option Jason is taking notes from petty-betty.
With Prime though, it's kind of like being friends with Bizzarro. He's brash, blunt and rude to a fault, but also like a dude. He's chill when he likes you and gets you sweet deals at the comic book shop he manages.
Jason is torn, hate Prime or be nice to him. Meanwhile Prime wants this man to be his friend! Aggressively kind to man when he can be and at first Jason and everyone else is unsure why, but Prime remembers punching the universe that one time which was dumb when I was getting into comics, but as a starting point I great to like it a little more.
Anyways he starts stalking Jason, as you do and Jason notices, as to be expected.
Jason (whispering): You have been tailing me all day, just come out.
Prime quickly appears and adjusts his appearance based glasses.
Prime: Jason Todd, in the flesh. Alive. God you are hot!
Jason: Wh- What?
Prime: Hot. Man cute. Rugged. This isn't a gay thing, I compliment hot people when I can. I make sure to kiss myself in the mirror when I can.
Jason: ...Why do you look like him, but not a boy scout?
Prime: Him? You mean beta Clark? I'm the prettier, smarter, cooler version of him. And I will take down anyone who stands in my way! I also crochet for fun or read indie comics. I love kicking back with a good comic, you know?
Jason: We need to talk more.
Prime: You finally clocked it. No digital... do kids say that?
Jason: No and if you keep acting like this we are going to be friends and... I am not sure how to feel about that.
