#primo fx

[ournextdoorneighbor]

A Primo for goodluck and good fortune.

[aphroditestummyrolls]

There are few things that make me feel as crazed as Primo Nizzuto makes me feel

[despitethebite]

primo looks at leonardo when he says he wants to grow his olives the way i imagine chip mulaney looked at john mulaney when he said, "you have your law practice, and me, i have all these fucking markers."

[despitethebite]

primo had extreme Google Earth Always Taking Pics energy 31 years before it was even invented

[despitethebite]

me, seeing luca in the stringiest hair with the hideous pornstache: [devours all content]

me, seeing luca looking actually handsome: I Pretend I Do Not See It

[despitethebite]

favourite primo scene, or the scene that converted you to being a primo f*cker, or both!

it's always the Duality that actually fucks me up so it's sunflower scene + jojo story scene. i started epi 3 & am only on epi 5 so, i'll revisit, but it's the precise long-distance shot (competence kink never dies) in a cornflower blue fit surrounded by sunflowers (AESTHETICS SLUT!) + the way he feels the story of jojo so much that he's not even needing angelo to translate much of it. he is gillian flynn's "a child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort," and i have never been able to resist someone who wants to connect and does it in the worst, most monstrous ways.