#probably cursed

[celestial-crafts]

About a month ago I had dream where I was in ghost city. At some point I start to look around and then spot Mu Qing holding hands with Butcher Zhu, and going on what I presumed to be date. I woke up crying.

Since this cursed thought has been haunting me for a while now, I decided to doodle it.

[saranilssonbooks]

Hadn't planned on a hiatus update until next week, but the cat stepped on my phone and here we are, I guess.

One is making progress, both regarding personal wellbeing and in wrapping up the semi-secret BIG Dick project. Will have to take yet another month off though, but the probability that I will be able to get back into things then is, in fact, plausible. If nothing else, I shall then share the anecdotes about my ❤️‍🔥sexy Ahab❤️‍🔥 appreciation doilies, and the time I almost fainted from fright in front of a dead blue whale.

In the meanwhile, enjoy my greatest artistic achievement for the past month and a half.

As always, take good care of yourselves and keep hauling!

[aiweirdness]

used DALL-E's image completion mode to reveal never-before-released emoji

animals

Featuring such species as all comb chicken, mushroom deer, shopping owl-penguin and also "cyclops penguin will fight you," three-legged owl-lion, the baby horse-seal, and ORBS

arrows

messages

especially handy if your name is Wes and you like pigeons

more at aiweirdness.com

[lady-owlet]

I OWE NO ONE ANY EXPLANATION! (*ultrablushes*)

Well, as I came from Warframe, I still have this association of Gabriel with Jade, and since both are connected to one VA... This was inevitable.

Turned out not so Jade-looking as I tried to convince him to become, so maybe later I'll redesign it and make him less sketchy.

There is a Belgian book of Catholic psalms (published in 1938) in the laboratory I work. No one knows how and when it got into the lab.

[aleksys]

Dust, shadows, and the weight of time. What’s inside is yours to imagine

[thornbriar]

I was doodling tales mascots with different shapes/ styles or whatnot and teepo reminded me of peanuts cuz he’s kinda peanut shaped imo and reminded me of peanut Anya lol

I suffer now I make yall suffer hehehe

[rindragon-from-twewy]

(This art is from like a year ago plz ignore how bad it is lmfao-) (I just wanna ramble <3)

SO ANYWAYS! Emo teen Kunikida au. I refuse to be reasoned with this is too funny to me. It's mostly for irony sake but I kinda love the idea that someone as serious and straight laced as Kunikida was a stereotypical hot topic emo/scene kid only a year or two before joining the ADA and since we know nothing about his past... nobody can say this ISN'T true!

[ragegardener]

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

GOBLIN GAZETTE CLASSIFIEDS

Vol. I – Strange Requests & Slightly Cursed Offers

Filed under: Unwise Employment, Haunted Objects,

And Dread-Filled Romance

────────────────────────

Poison Tester Wanted

Must have strong moral flexibility and no known allergies to toadstools, venom, or indirect curses.

Pay: questionable.

Perks: potential immunity, eternal notoriety, a cool scar (maybe).

────────────────────────

Missing: One Sock (and All Trust)

Last seen beside the creek. Answers to “Lefty.” Suspected betrayal.

Reward offered in untraceable favors.

Do not follow the whispers.

────────────────────────

Cursed Mirror for Trade

Shows truths, lies, and last week’s regret. Slightly haunted.

Will swap for:

– Enchanted spoon

– Emotionally available ghost

– Dramatic exit

────────────────────────

Apprentice Needed – Potion Mishaps Division

Seeking resilient assistant to contain (and clean up after) volatile concoctions.

Must enjoy chaos and the smell of melted glass.

Mild risk of combustion.

────────────────────────

Unclaimed Whisper Jar

Found muttering under the stairs.

If it’s yours, collect it immediately.

It’s begun whispering our secrets.

────────────────────────

Single Moss Clump Seeks New Host

Soft, clingy, prone to existential dread.

Comes with optional snail companion.

No judgment. No questions.

────────────────────────

Hat Rack Available (Possibly Sentient)

Polite but judgmental.

Will not tolerate fedoras.

Needs a home with firm boundaries.

────────────────────────

Editor’s Note: Classifieds are printed as received. We assume no responsibility for outcomes, hauntings, or contracts sealed in moss.