Bing bong, another incorrect quotes collection
Tartarus: Trinity, I care about you so much I would kill for you.
Trinity: That's sweet, but I'm not going to ask that of you.
Tartarus: Ask me to kill for you, please.
Luigi: What’s your problem? Does seeing others fail somehow make you feel better about your own tedious, miserable existence?
Mr L: It absolutely does. 100%.
Irene: Can I have another cookie?
Nightmare King: Well, what did Dream King say?
NK: Then why are you asking me?
Irene, cheekily: Because you're the king of nightmares, and he's not the boss of you.
NK, internally: IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP, IT'S A TRAP-
Mario: What's the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?
Bob: Don't mean to brag, but I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Elanore: What are they doing?
Cody: Asserting their dominance.
Olympus: I swing both ways.
Olypmus: Violently. With a hammer. Come get some, motherfuckers!
Luigi: You promised me you wouldn't get me bee's again..
Mario, from a distance: Just open it.
Forum: Are you getting enough sleep?
Juliano: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
Mario: Did you eat my powdered donuts.
Bob, mouth full of donuts: No.
Mario: Then what's that white powder on your shirt?
Abyssal: If Overseer thinks he can just bat his cute little eyes at me and get whatever he wants, he is absolutely right.
LC: Look, I found all three differences.
Lily: Those are two completely different pictures.