Also, like, Pope would be the most skilled out of them all to handle drunk reader. Don’t even argue with me on this.
Like Fish’s sweet and fine and caring but he’s seen to much with shit faced Benny/Pope to get worry? about you? which results in him mainly replying with “Ah, they’ll be alright” to almost every situation ever.
And Will, although trying his hardest to stay away from your sick self as much as possible, would of course feel obliged to help you get through the night and into bed without hurting yourself or anyone around you but he’d do so with the most grim expression ever and you can be dead sure he’ll hold that over your head for the next 4-5 years.
And Ben ... well, Ben would try for 0.25 seconds before deciding that it’s way funnier to watch you struggle and mostly can’t help you anyway bc, you guessed it, he’s just as drunk. Also, Ben’s not really the most patient when it comes to ppl in general and drunken ppl are just a whole other level on annoying.
But Pope, oh, this is his moment to shine. Whatever you’re going through rn, chances are he’s been there, done that or at least has someone helped through a similar time of crisis and is more than calm and ready, altho amused, to help you get yourself together. He’d be so patient with you and your rambling and stumbling over both your words and feet and so forgiving when you’d cry on his shirt or ask him to pull over bc you have to throw up again and once you both made the journey home he’d be damn sure to get you a glass of water and some pills for the next morning for your headache, tucking you in once he’s changed you out of your old clothes and thrown your hair up in a make shift bun (he’s also one of Maria’s fav uncles to do her hair, thank you very much) and he’d just be the sweetest ever, don’t ask me why I thought about that.
