#promaggio

[dicentsalve]

Gentle dick 🤭

[squadrah]

random promaggio headcanon?

I'm still very fond of the idea that at one point they agreed to a fashion swap and accompanied each other to the appropriate clothing stores or sections of clothing stores in order to put together an outfit that was both in the other's style and still very acceptable to the wearer, so imagine Prosciutto carefully adjusting Formaggio's shirts and jackets while Formaggio is helpfully pointing out things for Prosciutto to consider.

Bonus if they actually buy an ensemble each and go out on a date like that, despite it feeling extremely weird (yet very sexy).

[kill-a13]

Sketch🔥

[saboisabella]

A little match that might turn in to a series, if I don't get lazy

Prosciutto and Formaggio wearing Versace and Gucci.

[yamsgarden]

As u may or may not know I've always been a huge fan of stories with small creatures and Ghibli's Arriety is one of ma fav movie. Naturally i had to do a crossover with them Cheese and Ham MUHAHA anyway screenshot redraws are always so much fun to dooo last slide was just practice ✨💖

[quichelove]

Alex Turner and Miles Kane in “Miracle Aligner” is how I see the Pros/Forma ship. Fun, sorta chaotic, and sorta crazy once you get a few beers in. 

I gave up on the second to seventh pictures hngg

BG is from this site ( place where they shot the video) via Pinterest

[dokidoki-tae]

Formaggio getting Prosciutto to loosen up and let his hair down. Formaggio takes him out to a population bar and to chat with some cute ladies. Prosciutto's eyes arent on them but on Formaggio. He admires his teammates ability to be true to himself and not let things bring him down. There is something about Formaggio's carefree nature that appeals go him and attracts him to the redhead. Formaggio has his eyes on one of the ladies, and Prosciutto can feel jealousy begin to bubble. He starts to pretend to be inebriated, and Formaggio switches his attention to Prosciutto. He thinks it's time to go and helps Prosciutto up. He has to have his friend's back after all, so he takes Prosciutto and puts is arm around his neck and helps him out the bar. After walking for several minutes, Formaggio realizes Prosciutto was putting on an act, but Formaggio isn't mad. "If you wanted my attention, all you had to do was ask. But can't say I'm not flatter," and laughs. Prosciutto turns to him and leans close while Formaggio turns to look at him too, noses practically touching. Prosciutto closes the gaps between then, eyes still open and focuses on Formaggio emerald ones. Did Formaggio realize just how captivating his eyes were, Prosciutto wondered. Formaggio deepened their kiss, pressing them together roughly.

[squadrah]

From My CuriousCat

"How does the rest of the team react to the Formapro romance? c:"

I feel like their first reaction would be confusion, in the "How long has this been brewing?" kind of way - Deathly, Definitely or not, I could see Formaggio pining for a long time (A beautiful person who is genuinely good and genuinely laughs at his bad jokes? Yes please), but not having enough courage or self-confidence to make a move, and Prosciutto occasionally considering that he enjoys Formaggio's company, but going no further than that, so the rest of the team would have caught glimpses of the chemistry and then see nothing happen and then suddenly they are together?! Really?! (There might even be a little envy in there. Just a bit of, but why him?!)

But overall I think they'd be happy for their friends, not just because it's two teammates and they deserve what good they can get, but also because let's face it, having two teammates dote on each other would remind them of Sorbet and Gelato, and what those two were robbed of. Even if none of them want to project, even when they are fully aware that this is a different thing, they still think of those two when they see these two being fools in love, and how Sorbet and Gelato would have been happy for their friends. Basically the idea of a loving relationship under the roof is lifting everyone's spirits.

That said, they hate just how much Formaggio directly or indirectly brags about his relationship (little remarks and glances and shit-eating grins galore). The pretty blond angel loves him, not you. He's the one with his hands on the tiddy and hips, not you. Prosciutto just gave a kiss to him, not you. Did you enjoy playing Minecraft last night? He had his neck sucked by the artist known as Prosciutto and he's only wearing his mesh top so you can see every single hickey. Minecraft sure is fun, but did it suck ya neck, buddy? Formaggio didn't think so. Everyone, even Risotto is so done with him and really wants him to stop, but Prosciutto thinks this is hilarious so he does absolutely nothing to discourage it. For his part, his gestures are more subtle and flow with his usual routine (a second cup of coffee, a stroke of Formaggio's hair as he walks past, etc.), so at least that's more bearable on La Squadra's end, ahaha.