ok, fOR NEWT (my smol son) do you like the bowtruckle or the niffler better??? and why lmao !
oh my goodness like the bowtruckle is supposed to get attached to a plant but instead it decided that a very toll and thin beansprout of a human was a better charge for it ?? but then the niffler is just adorable and precious and just such a little shit like omg chill buddy take a moment to appreciate the stuff you stole and idk give newt a tiara because he puts up with your shit ?? i love them both ?? but personally i would want a little bowtruckle around my house if i could because:
1. i kill every plant i have ever owned (minus a cactus named arkham) so maybe having it around it would keep my plants alive for me,
3. (i added this one after lol) we could be sassy af together,
2. i don’t have to worry about it stealing my shiny shit and hiding it around the house. i know hufflepuffs are supposed to be good finders but ?? like ?? fuck you niffler its 3am where did you put my iphone with the pink shiny case with little gold things on it this time ???











