I purple heart anon the greedy little creature strikes again.. 👀 on the last request you posted of la squadra X reader headcanons could you write the NSFW version you said you might do (no pressure also take your time with my request since I request too much and I want other anons getting their requests first..) thank you! ;3; –💜
(I forgot to paint my last two requests purple crap.. T^T)
La Squadra NSFW Headcannons - La Squadra x Reader
Edit! This is now a part 1, done prior to me actually understanding the characters! I no longer agree with almost any of these, ESPECIALLY Melone and Illuso. So I have removed the ones I have redone because I REFUSE people to think Melone is a freak through me just because everyone follows the BS people spread. Bro is NOT a freak lmao.
I won't delete it but part 2 is more fleshed out and more character correct - Part 2 (Will be tagged once released)
Melone NSFW Headcannons
Illuso NSFW Headcannons
Risotto NSFW Headcannons
♡ Smut Headcannons ♡
Word Count - 2120
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Ghiaccio -
⟢ Oh man… Angry sex... ANGRY sex.
⟢ It’s very rarely anger that's aimed at you, but he will be destroying you and he will absolutely be just ranting about something, asking you questions like you aren’t completely ruined. If he’s ranting and you want him to go harder, double down on what he’s ranting about… "Venice is so pretty this time of year…" You won’t be able to walk tomorrow all week.
⟢ Temperature play with his stand. And his hands are SO cold without using his stand, he’s a little asshole about it every single time because its hilarious to him…
⟢ If he isn’t in a bad mood, which is surprisingly often he's in a good mood because he loves you, he’s actually so sweet in bed, literally so soft and praising you for even being in his vicinity
⟢ Also amazing at aftercare, he knows he can be rough and he never wants you to feel like you’re just something to get off with.
⟢ Pull his hair… You're the only one that’s allowed to touch his hair ever, curl your fingers into it and yank him back to you, warning… He’s probably gonna finish if you do…
⟢ Gets incredibly whiny before he comes, you know immediately because he gets desperate fast, sweet little begging and pleas into your ear/throat.
⟢ Loves giving up control to you, literally push his ass on a piece of furniture and tell him what you’re going to do to him while he looks up at you like you’re a deity. Don’t edge/tease him unless you’re stronger than him or have a stand that can keep him down, he can and will take it into his own hands... Or do :3
Pesci -
⟢ Oh this sweet boy, he is super vanilla and doesn’t really get or know kinks, he will try for you but most of the time it’s just gonna be kinda meh compared to just vanilla sex.
⟢ Loves missionary + likes to hold your hand because it just feels so intimate to him and it feels so nice to be connected like that.
⟢ That being said… He loves overstimulation. Specifically when you ride him. FOR HIM. He gets so drunk on how good you feel that he is literally begging you to keep going, like full sobbing not to stop but also saying its too much… For your own sake, do not stop at this point. If you stop for a second to check in on him oh boy. He will drag you to his chest and keep you pressed against him and fuck you himself. Will say shit like. “Please you feel so good, please I wanna cum inside you again.”
⟢ If he realises he’s taken control from you though he panics for a second and lets you go. Beg him to keep going, tell him how good it feels… It makes something in him snap, dragging you to his chest and fucking up into you. Hard. He won’t stop even after you cum, will absolutely overstimulate you because you feel so good.
Prosciutto -
⟢ Very soft domination in the bedroom, he won’t hit you but he will tell you exactly what he wants you to do + will demand you watch him the entire time. Don’t look away if he does.
⟢ Hates when you’re being a brat, he will tell you to stop it outright, it pisses him off. He doesn’t mind putting you in your place but he does not wanna deal with a full brat. Occasional? Sure. But if you start doing it every time it's gonna stop being cute.
⟢ Enjoys that soft mix of praise and gentle degradation, he doesn’t want to call you names but will absolutely demean you just a little surrounded by sweet words.
⟢ Likes to hold you when you have sex, hands + face is preferred, it's intimate and soft.
⟢ If you piss him off he will edge you so bad, like literally will not let you finish until you are sobbing and begging for him to let you. When he lets you its a complete 180 of you then begging for him to stop because he overstimulates you, he wont stop until you’re a limp whimpering mess underneath him.
⟢ He’s a massive tease in public, he looks so calm and collected just to lean over and whisper the most disgustingly intimate things in your ear. “Will you let me cum inside you tonight? I want to be close to you.”
Formaggio -
⟢ Very very flirty all the time with you just to get you worked up, it kinda backfires because he works himself up WAY too much, he’s gonna get turned on after like 30 mins and come to you like… BABBEE… It happens literally every time, you just expect it now. Please say no and just make him get off in front of you…
⟢ This asshole, he is gonna make you just a little bit smaller, literally just enough that it’s a struggle for you to take all of him because he loves to watch you panic and struggle to sink onto him. Will do the same thing when he’s already inside of you just to watch your head fall back when he gets that tiny bit bigger inside of you.
⟢ Doesn’t want to share you, but he will make sure the rest of his team can hear who you belong to, half of them hate it, half of them like it a little TOO much…
⟢ He is another that is super cocky, he may be strong but you can take him. Pin his ass to the beg and make him forget his own name, force him to stutter out those little flirts he loves so much before you ever even think about letting him finish.
⟢ Not super kinky but he wants you to handcuff him/tie him to the bed just so he can't do anything but let you have complete control.
'After the funeral, Melone struggles to come to terms with the loss of his best friend. Risotto's eager need to brush the entire situation aside has a sour taste settling in the mouths of his teammates, which causes tensions to brew and mini-cliques to form.'
i really enjoyed writing this one, and FINALLY ALL OF THE LOVE INTERESTS HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED!!! big yippie!!!
Hii idk if you’re still open for requests but if you are can I request
La squadra and s/o who’s stand is kinda like that small thing that hiro made from big hero 6?
I think it was called a megabot lol
La Squadra with an S/O who’s Stand is like a Megabot
𝐀/𝐍: Hi anon! Tysm for the La Squadra request they’re always so fun to write for, and secondly this is a cool stand idea!
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Some spoilers for Part 5!
Formaggio
- Very curious about your stand! He loves whenever you take it out for hits or just to mess around with the others at the base.
- He’s also kinda sympathetic when it comes to your stand too. A lot of the others look down on him for his stand’s ability, and he always strives to prove them wrong. If any of the others give you a hard time about it, he’s gonna shut them up real quick!
- His favorite thing about it is its ability to seem innocent and then shift dramatically and catch your target off guard! Many times has it saved you two from danger, and he just generally has a lot of fun when you get assigned on missions together!
Illuso
- Alright I won’t lie, I feel like Illuso would be kind of a prick about your stand at first, taking one glance and giving you a know-it-all look even though he really doesn’t. It makes you showing him up with it all the more satisfying.
- He’ll act a little cold after this, but will slowly warm up to your stand as time goes on. Your own and his aren’t too compatible, so missions together aren’t too common, but whenever you do get paired up your targets usually get trapped in the mirror world and your stand makes quick work of them.
- He’ll never admit this, but your stand definitely grows on him. He’ll maybe even think its kinda cute when its not destroying your enemies.
Prosciutto
- Not an asshole about your stand, but not visibly impressed either. He’s a hard man to please, and first appearances don’t really determine stand abilities, so he has to see your stand in a fight if you want him to take an interest in it. Luckily, your first mission together you get to show it off, to which he does show interest and is impressed.
- Grateful Dead isn’t exactly offensive, so you two are put together as a way to fix this issue. Prosciutto uses it and does the aging thing, and this leaves your stand able to easily complete your task, no bloodshed on your part needed.
- He’ll also never admit to this, but seeing your stand come out never fails to make the corners of his mouth turn up just a little. Whenever it comes out, its an indication thing’s are gonna get wild. Not for you two though, you’ll be perfectly fine.
Pesci
- Okay okay poor Pesci is torn between whether or not he should think your stand is cute or terrifying. Like yes its small and cute and he wants to hold it and pet it but it also has the capability of knocking him and several others out sooo he’s not quite sure.
- That still doesn’t stop him from appreciating its power however! Like Grateful Dead, Beach Boy isn’t super offensive, so he relies on you or his aniki to get the job done most times. He’s happy to work with you though, and he’ll let you know he thinks you’re a great team!
- Will gladly admit that your stand is cool, and even though he still doesn’t know whether or not its cute or terrifying, he likes whenever it comes out!
Melone
- Super into your stand! Will try to convince you to let it out even when you’re not on a hit. It gets a little annoying at times, but you know he’s just curious, so you humor him most times he asks.
- Babyface can deal damage on its own, and Melone doesn’t have to be near it as it does its thing, so he follows you and watches you and your stand fight when you’re paired together. He likes to study how it works in hopes that he can figure out which member of the group fights best with it.
- Also will openly admit its cool! Learning about the others’ stands is kind of his little side hobby, and studying yours has been fun!
Ghiaccio
- Curious about it, but not enough so that he’s constantly seeking you out and asking you to take it out. He sees it on occasion when the entire group is assigned a hit, and he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable if you don’t want to bring it out.
- White album is a tricky stand when it comes to team missions, he most often solos but on occasion he’s paired up. Sometimes it may be you, but its not often, so he just watches your stand work when its you two or its everyone together.
- In general, he’ll make passing comments about your stand, like whether or not a hit sounds right for you and your ability/abilities or how strong your stand is!
Risotto
- Quite intrigued by your stand! Like his, yours is small, but he doesn’t doubt your abilities. If Metallica can deal significant damage to foes, then what’s to say yours can’t do the same? He’s glad to know that his lack of judgement was the right call too, as your first mission together you show him just how deadly your stand can be.
- You two team up often for hits, with Risotto immobilizing the target(s) and you dealing the actual damage. You’ve developed an effective strategy with your stands like this, and most hits usually go by fast because of this!
- He’s just glad you’re a strong stand user, and secretly also is glad this leads you two to be paired up together!
Sorbet and Gelato
- They’re pretty chill about your stand, interested, but not forceful in learning like how Ghiaccio is. They’ll ask about it when they get a chance, but usually they’ll just watch what it can do with team missions.
- I’d like to think they either have more defensive stands or are standless, so you may get paired with the two, or you may not. Either way, they’ll be thankful if you are sent out and you offer to cover for them should the mission get crazy!
- In the end they’re pretty chill about it. Gelato thinks its cute, and Sorbet thinks its strong. Both know you do a lot for the team, so you and your stand are cool!
Prosciutto is a hard dom brat tamer (also possible sugar daddy) who takes aftercare very seriously, change my mind.
Hard to disagree when you're only spitting facts, anon 😌
Prosciutto is a softy for his darling but will never show it. He has an image to maintain after all and he'll never live it down when LA Squadra finds out and starts teasing him for it. 😂
He'll BREAK darling's back and utter absolute filth while ramming into them but during these small intimate moments when they're settling down, he's the biggest softie there is ❤️
Hey Syd!! If you're taking jojo requests may I request Prosciutto + 11 and 12? Thank you!! 🙂💞
Pairing: Yandere! Prosciutto x reader
Prompt(s): "I want to touch you so much, I can hardly hold myself back". & "My heart, my love, my touch... It's all yours for the taking."
Description: With a grunt and a heavy sigh, you pull yourself into the strange machine and settle into it. Though it was comfortable, you can't help but be nervous you had to leave all your equipment with Charon. Not like you could use it in a simulation, but still... Your felt naked without a gun. You were alone here in this vault. But in one of these other chambers sat your father and you would have to pull him out...
Rating: sfw
Content Warning: yandere, simulations, there is so much gaslight gatekeeping girlbossing done by pros, cross over with fallout 3 because I wanted it but dw I just stole setting, umm imprisonment, manipulation, ask to tag
Word Count: 2092
Notes: Happy 4 am tumblr I am now making this fic your problem! I had a lot of fun with this one despite it being my first time writing pros sdlfkjsdfklj I hope I did him justice Taha but this idea came to me in a 1 am haze and I’ve sat here working on it for the past few hours.
Edited: The Same Day, actually. Don’t post things at 4 am folks they’re be riddled with mistakes
When you came here, you knew it was with a purpose. There was something you had to do. Someone you were here to see… to save, even. But as time went by, minutes melting to hours in pleasant nothingness, it was getting so hard to remember, and much easier to forget.
You weren’t use to such perfectness. But pretty blue skies and soft, green grass were welcome feelings; they certainly weren’t bad just unfamiliar. But what was it that you were use to…? Your hands felt empty often. Even in such a safe place, there was always a feeling of dread stalking you. As if you always had to watch your back.
But Tranquility Lane welcomed you all the same, with familiar and strange smiling faces.
“I don’t think I belong here.” You sit, idle, at the small park in the center of the cul de sac. You swing gently on a swing a little too small for your frame. You’re one true friend here, the only creature you felt you could trust, your dog sits silent at your feet. “Dogmeat…” The familiar name falls off your lips but you get the feeling that… this isn’t Dogmeat.
But, what other dog could it be?
“Do you remember how we got here, Dogmeat?” You look down to the dog that rests are your feet, watching the way his ears fold down at your words. “Where… were we before we moved here?” You hadn’t been here long, or at least you thought that…
“_____, there you are.” A smooth voice pulls you from your thoughts. “I was looking for you.”
“Oh, Prosciutto.” His name falls from your lips easily. You smile, just so he doesn’t worry over your long face. He was the first person to warm up to you here, after all. The only one that really opened up to you. “I’m sorry I was just… thinking, is all.”
“Thinking?” He pauses in front of you, sending a fleeting, unreadable glance to the dog by your feet. “What about?” He leans casually against the shiny pole of the swing set.
“You’ll think it’s silly…” For some reason, when he was near, it got harder to think. Harder to remember.
Easier to forget.
“But… I feel like I don’t belong here, sometimes.” You admit to him. Your eyes don’t leave Dogmeat. He stands and moves to sit behind you. Away from Prosciutto. “I mean… Dogmeat and I stick out like a sore thumb.” You laugh a little.
“I don’t think so.” He shakes his head as you meet his gaze. “You guys brought new life to this place. I’m glad you’re here.” He gives you a charming smile. One where you can see the little gap between his front teeth. It comforts you, if only a little.
“Thank you for saying that. But… Sometimes I get these dreams. Some of them are just strange… others, really scary.” You grip the chain of the swing, eyes trained on the perfect shine of Prosciutto’s shoes. You couldn’t even think of what they were called. Only that they were much fancier than anything you had ever owned.
“They’re just dreams, _____. I wouldn’t worry too much about them.” He sounds so confident. So sure of himself.
“They feel so real though.” You run your hands down the length of the chains, until you reach the bottom. You then stand, frowning as you catch his gaze. “The world in my dreams… isn’t very pretty. In fact, it’s ugly. It’s not easy to survive there.” You look to Dogmeat. “The two of us… Dogmeat and I. We wondered that wasteland. I never went anywhere without a gun in my hand.” Your fingers twitch against a trigger that’s not there.
“You know that’s not real though, _____.” Prosciutto grabs your hand, giving it a gentle squeeze. “You’re safe here. Those dreams can’t get you.” He grows a little bolder, other hand grasping your shoulder. “I won’t let anything hurt you.” You feel your heart pound fast in a moment of embarrassment, before you compose yourself.
“I can take care of myself, thank you.” You retract yourself from him, and make a fair distance between the two of you. Ever careful, Dogmeat rises with you. You can tell he’s watching Prosciutto as much as you are now. “I thought… you would understand, but I suppose I was mistaken.” You shake your head. “Sorry to bother you, Prosciutto.” You turn to take your leave, going to return to the house that was yours. Or at least, that you claimed as your own.
“____, wait.” You pause as Prosciutto jogs a moment to catch up to you. The nice dress you’re wearing feels itchy and strange all the sudden. Too clean. “Please, I didn’t mean to brush you off, I just…” He sighs, and pinches the bridge of his nose. “Forgive me for being so bold… I meant only that if you feel scared, or that you fee you are in danger, you can rely on me.”
“Well…” You pause on the word, looking to Dogmeat before looking back to Prosciutto. “I suppose I forgive you.” You sigh. The next breath you take feels heavy and thick. “I think I’m just on edge. There’s definitely something wrong here. I’m gonna figure it out… but it would be nice if I could count of you while I do that.” Dogmeat whimpers, pulling on the skirt of your dress to get your attention. You pat his head to comfort him, keeping your eyes trained on Prosciutto.
“Oh dear…” You see Prosciutto sigh, and roll his eyes. You feel a sudden chill go through you, and the urge to defend yourself hits you. But your shock, your horror, keeps you rooted in place. The air has changed between the two of you. “You’re just too smart for your own good… and you ask too many questions, just like your father.”
“My father?” Realization hits you straight in the face. “W-wait those aren’t just dreams… this, this isn’t reality.” You take a step back, back into Dogmeat. But… it wasn’t really him.
Who was this dog? He wasn’t a dog at all... You remember. There had to be a person behind that facade...
“Prosciutto I…” Your head hurts, so bad. You know its not real. That this is a simulation. But you’re not in control here. “You keep… keep making me forget.” You hold your head, nails digging into your hair. This pain is worse than the shot of a gun, or the deafening blow of a grenade.
“Shh, you’re okay…” Prosciutto is ready to support you, take you into his arms and support your quickly crumpling weight. “You just need to relax. And forget. Just let me take care of it.” You’re powerless to escape his hold. To fight whatever power he has over you here.
“I… need to save my father. I gotta.. gotta leave…” You lean heavily on Prosciutto for support.
“Still so eager to leave me?” He sighs softly as he holds you. “Surely what I have to offer is much better then what you’ve faced in that wasteland. Why would you want to go back?” He huffs. Your thoughts are still thick, foggy like bad weather in the capital wasteland, but you manage to speak.
“People… need our help.” It was so far away but you could barely recall. Something your dad had talked about all your life… He wanted it so bad that you, too wanted it. What was that dream you shared…?
“People need you?” Prosciutto snorts. It's the most imperfect, the most ugly, you can recall him being.
You get the feeling the two of you have been in this situation before.
This wouldn’t be the last time.
“What about me? I need you! I want to touch you so much I can hardly hold myself back.” His words make you feel strange. You feel like that should make you recoil. If anyone else had said that to you they would be met with a bullet in the hand that dared grab you.
But Prosciutto just holds you tighter.
“Why do you have to make this so difficult? I play the perfect gentlemen every time. I take it slow. I play cat and mouse with you time and time again. But you always seem to remember that something isn’t right here.”
The world has changed, you think. That, or in your confused state, Prosciutto has taken you somewhere alone. No one else here could help you, though. They’re just as powerless as you.
Why were you fighting with Prosciutto again?
“_____, you’ve lit a flame I thought died in me centuries ago.” The number rings in your head. Prosciutto didn’t look older than 30… “My heart, my love, my touch… it’s all yours for the taking. I made this world for us to share.”
“I… don’t need anything like that.” Even as you said the words though, you doubted them. Were you anything without Prosciutto?
“Last time, you told me that you’d be trapped in the body a dog like your father then be forced to be with me.” You hear the words he says, but you can’t ascribe any meaning to them. They’re just as hollow as you. “Maybe this next time, you’ll tell me you love me.” Empty as you are, forced into this role, you can’t help but feel unhappy. Something compels you to speak-- a memory, nearly forgotten.
“You don’t… deserve my love.” You can hardly remember what those words mean, but they certainly have Prosciutto frowning.
“Well then I suppose it’s a good thing I can take it by force, isn’t it?” His words don’t carry the venom he wants them too. Your eyes have already closed, off to have another bad dream of a faraway wasteland with guns and wars.
Still, Prosciutto sighs.
You and your father have already been here for 3 months. It was taking longer and longer for you each time to recall this was a simulation but… would he always be able to stop you before it was too late?
Would he ever be able to convince you, the only person that had managed to capture his attention in all his years in this simulation, to love him?
When you came here, you knew it was with a purpose…
“...Prosciutto?” For some reason, you expect him to be lying right next to you in bed. But the spot remains cold and empty, crumpled blankets that had been once pressed clean and neat push aside in your restless sleep.
There was something you had to do.
“I… want to go see him.” Your heart beat fast at the thought of seeing him. Though still tired, you set about your morning as you usually would. The house felt more quiet than it usually did, but you paid it no mind. Just your still sleep riddled brain teasing you with the idea of maybe one day sharing a home with Prosciutto…
There was someone you were here to see.
As you leave your house, you’re excited to see him walking up your steps. “Prosciutto, hello!” Your voice is bright and cheery. He greets you with a smooth smile. “I wanted to see you.” You admit the words to him freely, happily.
He was so polished and perfect.
You felt like you didn’t compare, but it brought a strange sense of comfort over you regardless. He felt familiar.
He made you happy.
“I wanted to see you too.” His words have color rising to your cheeks. You don’t remember a time you felt so embarrassed. But that was okay… because Prosciutto was with you. “I was wondering if you wanted to go out with me this morning?” He holds his hand out to you.
Your hand twitched. It felt wrong that it was empty.
You eagerly take his offered hand.
“I’d like that.” You allow him to lead you away from your house, towards the street that lead out of the cul de sac. You feel the urge to look behind you, so you do for a moment.
A lone dog lays in the shade of a tree, tied to a post in the park. He looks so sad. But Prosciutto’s voice draws you back in.
“I’m happy you came to Tranquility Lane, _____. You brought new life to this place.” His words have a small smile crawl upon your lips.
“You think so?” You can’t help the girlish giggle that leaves you. “Honestly, I am too. I feel like I belong here.”
hi! i don’t know if this is too confusing but may i request la squadra x reader but it’s platonic and they see reader as a little sibling?
It’s not confusing at all, dear Anonymous! I love La Squadra so much. I wish they had more screen time. Also, I didn’t add Sorbet and Gelato. I hope that’s ok! -Ghostie💕
La Squadra with platonic!reader who they see as a little sibling.
Formaggio
♡ The most brother-like out of the entire group. I headcanon that Formaggio grew up with a large family and used to hang out with his younger siblings all the time so he’s super chill whenever you guys hang out.
♡ Please watch soccer with him! He gets super pumped and will passive aggressively comment on your team if you’re cheering for the opposite team.
♡ He will mess with you every chance he gets.
♡ If you’re taller than him, he’ll use his stand to shrink you so he’s taller.
♡ If you’re shorter than him (whether it was by his stand or not), he’ll hold every object you need/are using above your head. Pouring a bowl of cereal? The box is now on a shelf you can’t reach. Reading a book? I hope you saved your place because now it’s on top of the bookshelf.
♡ All teasing aside, he’ll give you space if he goes too far. If you get genuinely upset, he’ll apologize and try to make it up to you by getting you your favorite snack or putting on a show you really like.
♡ (This is heavily based on these posts, please check them out!) If you need time away from everyone, he’ll shrink you down to doll size and put you in a toy mansion he owns so you can be alone for a bit.
Illuso
♡ Knows all of your business.
♡ “You know you’re going to be late for your appointment.” “Go aWAY-“
♡ He pops out of mirrors at random times (while respecting your privacy) to scare you or just bother you about something.
♡ He’ll sometimes trap you in there for a couple minutes just to see you sulk and laugh at you.
♡ Extremely protective. If he sees you’re going out with anyone that he’s either never seen before or someone also from Passione, he’ll start pestering you about who they are and what you guys will be doing. Feel free to brush him off after a while; he’ll understand (even if he’s going to be stubborn about it).
♡ If he ever goes too far on the probing and brings up something extremely personal or something you don’t want to talk about, he’ll back off and try to not bring it up again, although his apology might not be the best and might come off as sarcastic.
♡ If you need space to yourself, he’ll offer letting you into the mirror realm for some quiet and for you to do whatever you want for a bit without any interruptions. He’ll pop his head in every once in a while to check up on you and maybe throw a quick jab if you’re feeling better to try and lighten your spirits.
Prosciutto
♡ He’s a grumpy one.
♡ He’s not as harsh on you as he is with Pesci but he will be nit picky about certain things, especially while on missions.
♡ That being said, he’ll always make sure you have ice on you when you two work together for a mission. If you run out of ice or he sees you aging while his stand is in effect, he’ll tone it down for a moment and either get you out of there or hand you more cold things before getting back to work. He’ll scold you about running out so quickly but you know he’s just looking out for you in his own way.
♡ If you smoke, he’ll share his pack with you and will let you smoke with him as long as you’re not bothering him.
♡ If he goes too far on his scolding or is being extremely harsh, he probably won’t apologize. It’s not that he doesn’t care about your feelings but that he wants you to learn to stand your ground in these situations and grow as a person. He will apologize if it gets extremely personal or if he recognizes that what he said was just too far.
♡ He’s not the best at comforting but he’s very attentive to your mood if you start to become upset. If you’re in the room with the others and something is bothering you, he’ll find a way to separate you from the rest of La Squadra and guide you halfway to your room in a comfortable silence, letting you know that he’ll update you on anything you may have missed if something is discussed.
Pesci
♡ He loves hanging out with you.
♡ You don’t make fun of his stand or his lack of courage so he’s very comfortable around you.
♡ Assuming you are the newest member of the group, he’ll try to make sure you don’t get too overwhelmed.
♡ He tries to look cool in front of you so he can become someone you look up to like how he looks up to Prosciutto.
♡ If he upsets you, he’ll apologize profusely and try to make it up to you somehow, even if you forgive him quickly and tell him it wasn’t that big of a deal.
♡ If you need time to yourself or just feel down, he’ll let you rant to him and he’ll try to make you feel better.
Melone
♡ The most chill person there.
♡ You learn a lot of medical trivia from him.
♡ He isn’t as creepy as everyone thinks. If you’re more feminine or afab, he respects your boundaries and will NEVER, under any circumstances, use you to generate Baby Face.
♡ You two kind of gossip about the others, mostly Ghiaccio.
♡ He tries to be a matchmaker for you but if you’re interested in someone he hasn’t done research on yet, he becomes super protective (not as much as Illuso though).
♡ If he upsets you in any way, he’ll apologize, giving you the space you need and won’t try to push you to forgive him immediately.
♡ If you’re upset about anything that the others might have done or just need a quiet environment, he’ll invite you to come hang out in his room. He’s a very good listener and will act as a therapist as you rant about whatever’s bothering you. If you just need a quiet space, he’ll do his work while you hang out, letting you know that if you wanna talk about anything, he’ll happily listen.
Ghiaccio
♡ He’s. so loud.
♡ He’ll rant to you about the pronunciation of words or your assignments whenever he has time. It’s oddly relaxing for him to let it all out and he does appreciate you listening to him, even if he doesn’t show it.
♡ Please ask him about other trivia, whether it’s about languages or whatever he has on his mind! You’re one of the few people in the group that’ll listen to him (aside from Melone) so he’ll be talking for a while.
♡ If you have a day off and there’s no new assignments, he might take you with him to a nearby body of water and go ice skating (he says it’s to train both of you guy’s stand abilities but you know it’s a chance for him to get away from the squad and cool off).
♡ He’s not the best at comforting, especially if it’s because of something he did.
♡ If he upsets you, whether it’s because of his yelling or an off handed comment, he kind of freezes. He’s not really sure what to do and might avoid you for a bit to see if things calm down on its own. If you’re still upset after some time has passed, he’ll make an effort to try and make it up to you. He’ll be very awkward about it and it’s not the best apology but at least he’s trying. He’ll offer a hug but he’ll be looking to the side to try and hide his embarrassment.
♡ If you need space to yourself or need to get away from the others for a bit, he’ll also offer up his room for you to spend time in and just sit in a quiet environment. Although, if he’s in the room with you, it won’t be very quiet. If you want, he’ll let you rant about whatever you want without interruption (sometimes he might chime in though to give his own opinion or agree with you). He figures that if ranting to you makes him feel better, you ranting to him might help you in the same way.
Risotto Nero
♡ Your stoic leader is definitely the most intimidating man you’ve ever met.
♡ That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a softer side.
♡ During missions, he makes sure to keep an eye on you from afar, no matter how powerful your Stand may be.
♡ He gives you head pats after missions and a small smile. The others make fun of him because of it but he knows how to shut them up.
♡ If you need advice, he’s the best person to come to. He’ll probably give short answers but will always answer any questions you have or offer advice if you need it.
♡ Has very deadpan humor but it never ceases to make you laugh, no matter how bad the delivery might be.
♡ “If there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what”
♡ “It is 3 in the morning, (Y/N). Please go to sleep.”
♡ If anything happens to you during a mission, nothing can get in his way as he runs to you to try and get you to a safer area. The people who hurt you stand no chance against an angry Risotto.
♡ He’ll use Metallica to try and fix your injuries.
♡ “Hold still. This will sting a bit.”
♡ If he upsets you, he’ll leave you alone for a while. He’ll most likely work in his office while giving you space but occasionally he’ll sneak out and act like he’s getting food or water to see if you’re feeling better.
♡ If you need time to yourself or need to get away from the others, he’ll let you hang out in his office. There, he’ll let you rant about something upsetting you or he’s fine with just sitting in silence while you calm down. He won’t ask you to help him work but if you need something to do and offer to help, he’ll give you some tasks to do around the office that aren’t too demanding.
