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A Rose By Any Other Name

dcxdp fic idea

Danny was a serious student. At least these days. Since leaving ghost hunting for ghost rehabilitation and then ghost related activities more or less overall, he had knuckled down and committed to his education. By grad school he had a reputation for being detail oriented bordering on nitpicky and highly organized just shy of being diagnosable. For being serious, speaking only when it mattered and not a word more than was needed. Was known for his intensity and sharp gaze and nearly obsessive lab safety procedures (once word got around about the scars on his arms just barely noticeable under his customary long sleeves, his classmates stopped rolling their eyes and quietly followed suit. watching him stop problems at other stations and quickly jump into decon procedures didn't hurt).

It was no suprise that his Phd program was fast tracked by a Wayne Enterprise scholarship/grant or that he had been shortlisted for an internship with NASA (and all that definitly wasn't code for the Justices Leagues 'Rogue Reduction Program' no siree).

So one Danny Fenton was the epitome of super serious.

Which is why the current situation had his entire Mycology 204 class gob smacked.

Danny Fenton was giggling like a 12 year old boy who just saw boobs for the first time.

"are you all right Mr. Fenton," the professor finally asked after the giggling had gone on for a bit.

"Ya. Yes. Sorry. I'm great," he responded as he forced his giggles to subside.

"As I was saying, Corn Smut is considered a great delicacy by some-" Danny forced himself not to start again "but can quickly become a problem at home if left unwatched-yes Mr. Fenton?"

"How would you best recommend we watch this Corn Smut Professor?"

"Why enjoying it as our friends in Mexico do is one way to-yes, Mr. Grayson?" there was something in his classmates eyes that had Danny thinking that others had finally caught on to what he was up too.

"Are there any other types of smut we should be on the lookout for professor? or is Corn the only one?" Richard "call me Dick" Grayson asked, the picture of innocence.

"How is corn smut enjoyed?"

"Is corn smut deadly? or can it coexist with the host?"

"Are there any side effects to enjoying smut?"

"What about the health benefits of smut?"

At that one Danny James Fenton could no longer contain himself and broke out into uncontrolled laughter. It wasn't that it was particularly funny or anything but the thought of his middle aged professor telling a class of Phd canadites to watch and enjoy Corn Smut for its health benefits was too much. He couldn't help it and he knew he'd get sent to the Dean or somebody for lewdness if he explained why he was laughing which only made him laugh harder. To the confoundment of his classmates (and the professor)

Grayson seemed to finally crack and joined in (albiet at a less borderline crazy intensity).

(the next day Danny would act like nothing had happened, though Dick could see the faintest hint of a smile on the corner of the mans lip every so often)