#puntastic!

[windviator]

Below is an ad for an advertising company

- s.p.o.o.f -

New product? Newly established? New to the galaxy? Or a new evil plan?

We are here to help you reach your target audience!

No matter if it’s the 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th dimension, let us help you to rise above the competition!

Together, hand in hand

Keeping a lookout for new opportunities and threats

Tiding you over any waves or ripples along the way

All clients welcome, as long as you pay enough fish

Keep your business and empire afloat! Advertise with us today at:

Otter-worldly Branding Agency

Otter-ly Ott-some Intergalactic Advertising

We rock

[mtt-metal-crusher]

untrue! a pun is its own reword

i’m gonna need a lie down after that one, whew boy.

[entirefruitscone]

just Verka... Verkin the audience!

Graham Norton

[atangledfate]

" Ya know Carol really is one in a MELON! really RINE gal full of punchies and good times! "

[spotofmummery]

Dear Amon, you're terrific! Hats off to you, I hope you're not too trebled by this note, I had to fiddle about for the right words to tell you that I think you're swell, so don't fret. If I said I wasn't happy to know you, I'd be a lyre. -from someone who pawsitively adores you

(Is beyond words...)

-Send an Anon Luv Letter!-

[katsadako]

orphanblackhearthstone replied to your post :                  not-your-propxrty replied to your photoset :      ...                

   ……………Maojestic   

*finger guns*

[fweeble]

The one thing that makes the shark in the boot with heels better is that the german word for shark is hai, which is pronounced the same as high, so you could say the shark is wearing a hai-heel xD (I'm sorry, I had to get that of my chest)

Oh my GOSH anon! PFFFT. That's fantastic! Thank you for sharing! <3

[eggtcrts]

how did the pirates win the war?

with their pirate arrrrmy