Jun 19, 2017
Imagine Your OTP
Person A: I kissed Person B for the first time.
Person C: Really?! How'd it go?
Person A: I missed.
Person C: Oh... By how much?
Person A: I kissed their neck right below their ear.
Person C: HOW THE FUCK--
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Imagine Your OTP
Person A: I kissed Person B for the first time.
Person C: Really?! How'd it go?
Person A: I missed.
Person C: Oh... By how much?
Person A: I kissed their neck right below their ear.
Person C: HOW THE FUCK--
Peter: Can I ask a dumb quesiton?
Warren: Better than anyone I know
Imagine Your OTP
Person B: (lifts cupcake to face)
Person A: (mischievous glint ignites pushes hand so that the cupcake smashes against face)
Person B: (screeches in frustration glares at Person A with icing all over the face)
Person C: (hands Person B napkins)
Person B: (wipes face) YOU'RE THE WORST!
Peter: They say if you kiss someone for one minute you burn 2.6 calories. Wanna burn some calories with me? Warren: are you trying to tell me I'm fat?! Peter:...
Peter: You are going to Hell, you know Warren: What's in hell? Pete: People like you Warren: What's in heaven? Peter: People like me Warren: Yeah, you are going to need to work on your threats
You’re my feet You’re my wings
Pietro : Why did the chicken cross the street? Warren: dont know, why? Pietro : To get to the idiots house Pietro : Knock knock Warren: Who's there? Pietro: The chicken Warren: Listen now you little shit
Pietro: I know Warren and I fight a lot, but really I'd walk through fire for him Pietro: Not litteral fire of course because that would be dangerous, but like a super humid room Pietro: But not too humid because my hair