#quickangel

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Imagine Your OTP

Person A: I kissed Person B for the first time.

Person C: Really?! How'd it go?

Person A: I missed.

Person C: Oh... By how much?

Person A: I kissed their neck right below their ear.

Person C: HOW THE FUCK--

[enide-s-dear]

Peter: Can I ask a dumb quesiton?

Warren: Better than anyone I know

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Imagine Your OTP

Person B: (lifts cupcake to face)

Person A: (mischievous glint ignites pushes hand so that the cupcake smashes against face)

Person B: (screeches in frustration glares at Person A with icing all over the face)

Person C: (hands Person B napkins)

Person B: (wipes face) YOU'RE THE WORST!

[enide-s-dear]

Peter: They say if you kiss someone for one minute you burn 2.6 calories. Wanna burn some calories with me? Warren: are you trying to tell me I'm fat?! Peter:...

[enide-s-dear]

Peter: You are going to Hell, you know Warren: What's in hell? Pete: People like you Warren: What's in heaven? Peter: People like me Warren: Yeah, you are going to need to work on your threats

[hail-dolohov]

You’re my feet You’re my wings

[enide-s-dear]

Pietro : Why did the chicken cross the street? Warren: dont know, why? Pietro : To get to the idiots house Pietro : Knock knock Warren: Who's there? Pietro: The chicken Warren: Listen now you little shit

[enide-s-dear]

Pietro: I know Warren and I fight a lot, but really I'd walk through fire for him Pietro: Not litteral fire of course because that would be dangerous, but like a super humid room Pietro: But not too humid because my hair