apparently mcytblr is gonna be having an election so i’d like to announce my candidacy
my qualifications:
i am one of the oldest active mcyt blogs on this site, having begun it in December 2019
i have been a member of the mcyt community in general since March 2019
lesbian
i’m just pretty rad in general, guys. also i’m not, like, literally 13 years old (not pointing fingers but yeah pointing fingers /j)
my promises as president of mcytblr:
i will make a mashup of Technoblade’s Blitz and WAP, which will become our national anthem
Inniter will officially be labeled a slur, in honour of Wilbur’s wishes
i will mandate subscription to Technoblade, Philza, Nihachu, Eret, Sophie Texas and Hanna Peyton. PARTICULARLY the talented women on that list, who struggle in an industry dominated by men
i will reblog a minimum one artist’s work per day on this account to get y’all the recognition you deserve (especially those of you who are slept on, ffs)
i will host monthly mcytblr trivia competitions for the community (based around, like, who said what iconic quote n stuff like that. might be fun)
i will banish all of those who wilfully ignore a creator’s boundaries. dream team shippers shall be allowed citizenship, though, for i am a fair ruler
i will remove any possibility of future elections, announcing myself as the only and permanent dictator queen of mcytblr, ruling over this sea of filth and depravity with an iron fist and an indomitable will
i will tear down the very foundations upon which this democratic institution has been built, establishing a secret police force that will report back to me any disobedience.
those who cross me will be terminated. don’t bother locking your doors. i’m already inside.
vote quotes2020 for a better self and a better future ^-^
