Jun 9, 2025
A classic
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A classic
(part 1, part 2, part3)
A story of Alex the mantis, @mostly-void-partially-frogs, and love
Neah:you have always been jealous of me.
Allen: Jealous of what!? Of your lack of responsability? You immaturity? Your total disregard for other people's feeling?
Neah:To name a few.
@mostly-void-partially-frogs and i have a replacement for pog
"Yes. I am a drug addict in my free time. Ive snorted everything from North Carolina to Laptops."
What my zesty bestie has to say about crk villains
Shadow Milk Cookie Main (has yet to get him( talks about CRK villains
Mystic Flour cuntiest cunt that's ever cunted
Red Velevet Cookie serves cunt all day every day never stops
Affogato Cookie the guy shaking ass in the middle school bathroom for twenty bucks. Also serves cunt.
Shadow Milk Cookie my guy is sending moaning voicemails as a joke to the teacher. Painting kids nails behind the school because no one else is willing to do it. Shoved toilet paper down the toilets of my school so we can't go to the bathroom in peace anymore. so fuck him. Also serves cunt though.
Burning Spice Cookie has his tit's out 24/7. He's got to jiggle those milkers while beating people up. Also serves cunt.
Pitaya Dragon Cookie. There's nothing special about them besides the fact they just have autism. Also serves cunt.
Capsacian Cookie. Idk if hes a villain or not, i havent done the story.. He serves, slays, and eats that plate and still doesn't have a waist. Has tit's out like his father. Cinched waist.
Licorice Cookie he's just a faggot. Doesn't serve cunt, doesn't serve bitch, doesn't Serve. Hes just gay. Hes the kid that got bullied in middle school for being gay.
Poison Mushroom Cookie is high. They're just high. Theyre So high theyre seeing colors of the rainbow that don't Even exist yet.
Dark Enchantress Cookie is ugly. And kinda wrinkly for a cookie.
Dark Choco hes an npc that no one likes.
Black Pearl Cookie serves the cunty mommy dommy diva energy ever. respectfully i would let those fins slap me.
-signed, me, idk, im gay
(Everything is said in a dying sick voice.)
I feel like this makes it considerably funnier.
@katoen-cotton go find them if you want context behind their opinions (idk if he'll give it tho so be warned)
@mostly-void-partially-frogs I can assure you I do not know what you mean
