#rachphdl

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: Okay, you have successfully tamed the mutant behemoth.

Rachphdl: What should we call it?

Yollok (sorcerer): Fries.

Roksana (druid): I second that.

Sinbad: Done.

Aisha: Does that mean our party has a side of extra-large Fries?

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: It appears that the signature drink of the Bleak Egg is-

Aisha (wizard): Eggnog?

DM: -a cactus-based wine served in a cactus.

Rachphdl (centaur): Ooh, I had one of those while I was on the set of Princess of the Desert Sands!

DM: Do you just have a list of generic movie titles written down?

Rachphdl: I should.

[we-are-a-dragon]

Rachphdl (centaur): I want to flirt with the lady centaurs.

DM: What?

Rachphdl: I want to flirt.

Dolly (eladrin): With who?

Rachphdl: The lady centaurs.

DM: You mean the lady merfolk?

Rachphdl: …Yes.

[we-are-a-dragon]

Rachphdl (centaur): No, I don’t know my Diplomacy modifier yet.

DM: It’s a net 0.

Rachphdl: Oh no! But I’m trying to become an actress!

Percy: There’s a reason you’ve only played a tree. In a play called Horror of the Tombs.

[we-are-a-dragon]

Rachphdl (centaur): I get 24 for Athletics.

DM: You excel at whatever you just did.

Rachphdl: I skyrimed up a cliff!

[we-are-a-dragon]

Iah: Can I climb up on Rachphdl?

Rachphdl (centaur): No.

DM: With a successful Acrobatics check.

Rachphdl: I’m resisting!

Iah: I rolled a 10.

DM: You succeed.

Rachphdl: I’m resisting violently!

Aisha: 10 to mount an unsaddled, resisting horse? There’s no way.

Rachphdl: I’m not a horse!

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: Any last thoughts for the session?

Rachphdl (centaur): Can I lock in swordmage as my class?

DM: You can indeed. Now that you know that you are a centaur swordmage, are you going to stay with the party or leave to pursue the illustrious career of underwater stage manager?

Rachphdl: I’m going to be a star!

[we-are-a-dragon]

DM: The main forms of art in the underwater city are mosaic, theatre, botany and sculpture.

Rach (playing Rachphdl): I love your world-building.