The guardian & the god
meeting the god of mischief on a trashed planet and using him to get home.
You found yourself on Sakaar. The planet that lives on the edge of the known and unknown. the collection point for all lost and unloved things- except that’s definitely not what you are.
In fact- you are a guardian of the galaxy. You have a brother, a family and you have a home. All you need is a way out. But the only thing that does make sense on the trash planet is that nothing makes sense. Which- at this point for you, is proving to be very difficult.
You crash landed less than two weeks ago after a mission that went very, very wrong. You were forced to go into your own pod- a last minute “genius” idea from rocket.
You got completely separated at a jump point, you got hid by a rouge asteroid 5 clicks in- you passed out due to the pure force and woke up in the trash-ridden place.
You know they can’t come for you, they can’t find you, it’s borderline impossible- but you also know they’ll relentlessly search on every planet in every solar system in the entire galaxy to get to you.
you’ve learnt many things about the planet- how it’s a waste planet made for beings that have nowhere else to go, its leader is a pansexual, orgy-loving, freak- and there’s the arena where once a week “champions” will battle and fight..it’s the only official ‘betting’ system there is, run by the grandmaster of course.
you have your blasters- peters coat and a backpack that has his Walkman and two mixtapes in it along with a change of clothes you stole. But the one thing you keep as close to you as you can, a picture of you and the other guardians..the one thing getting you through..you need to get off this fucking planet- even if it kills you. Which you know it might.
You’ve spent countless days asking about and searching the planet and learning its secrets- just off of the grandmasters radar.
You’ve been taught many things by peter but one of the main being how to spot a bad egg. Which is why It really didn’t take you too long to learn of Loki.
Apparently one of the grandmasters favourites, a god. And of mischief no less, one of the most popular people in the big guys circle right now. You heard a rumour that he has the access password and key to the main building- which means he can get into the ship room.
Which is, undoubtedly, your best chance at getting off this stupid fucking planet.
You’ve been watching from afar, slowly piecing together a plan over the last two or so days.
All you have to do is steal the keycard from him and your set. It can’t be too hard. he’s drunk most nights anyway. Just do a little bit of flirting, distract him a touch, take him back to his room and knock him out- then take it.
