UHMM THANK TOU SO MUCH FOR 8K??? This is crazy. I love all of you so so much 😭 holy crap… anyways, I’m gonna do another follower celebration after I finish up a couple reqs, so stay tuned babes !
my life has been CRAZY ever since ive gotten back… so it’s been a lil rough, but this makes it a lot better fs. I love u guys <3
Hfjdjdjdjdujfjfjf love you headcanon. Could u elaborate more on cashier!Dami? Do his coworkers actively ship him and Jon? Place bets on when they would get together, perhaps?
YES OF COURSE
• this might like mess up a few other hcs I had but this is an official one
• his Friday work schedule: 3pm-11pm. he gets off school at 2:30pm
• saturday: 7am-11am.
• Sunday: 1pm-5pm
• he has a shorter schedule during the weekends to get other homework done, but a longer one on Friday because. he’s an overachiever. but in the future, he ends up quitting the Sunday shift because school gets harder
• did I ever mention their ages? if not, they are juniors, so 16
• Friday nights he’s normally alone and closes up giant beagle, but sometimes he has this old guy name gerald. he’s a sweet old man who likes to make TikToks with damian. he’s. a cool grandpa
• michelle.. the manager. she is.. something else. she has that Olivia rodrigo sour aesthetic going on. she is just. different
• there is also rosa, a single mom who is totally having a crush on another work, brad ( Damian snorted the first time he heard rhe name ) she is a nice lady, won’t really take shit from anyone
• fucking brad. where do I BEGIN? this man is a grade-A himbo. dumbass forgot how automatic doors worked. forgot how to spell orange. he’s. he’s a good guy. okay? he’s just. he’s dumb as fuck. Damian expected an asshole, this dudes a golden retriever. Damian just saying that he needs a bodyguard, brads there. Rosa saying she needs a key, he shows up with 50 different keys. she wanted to say keychain. when you say someone is a different breed. think of him. he’s. he’s something else. he accidentally set off all the sprinklers one time because someone wanted to see how to open a firework.
• indoors.
• he’s overall a good worker.. he’s just a 26 year old guy who spent his college life drinking his way into debt, BUT! brads a recovering alcoholic, he has his 2 year chip! give it up for brad!
• those are just the workers damians familiar with, Rosa helped Damian on his first few days on the job and helped train him, brad.. is just stupid brad- the first time damian met him, brad thought that Damian was his door dash delivery guy
• brad tried to take his bookbag.
• Gerald was just a guy vibing to tiktok songs and filming damian passively aggressively on his phone until damian eventually noticed
• damians in some of his TikToks, Damian doesn’t really mind, geralds nice to him. he ( Gerald ) gave him a apple before
• but to answer the question! brad already thinks they are dating, so does Gerald. he makes TikToks saying: this is how my love life used to be before my wife went off with the Nigerian prince.
• that one went viral. it was of a video of Damian arguing with Jon while jon does cheesy jokes
• brad just- he just thinks that they are.
• rosa is rooting for them though. they do not place bets tho bc technically, in their world- they are real people- and shipping real people is a big no no. but! rosa thinks they would be cute togeyher
• damian has met Rosa’s 4 year old daughter
• giant beagle logo is a big beagle with like giant beagle wrapped around it
• it’s a chill place. minus the attempt robberies
• damians only missed a few days, jon is sad when that happens, but Damian texts him so jon won’t come
• damian doesn’t mind working there honestly
• it’s pretty chill
Brad: damian! Your boyfriends here!!!!
Damian: oh my god.
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Gerald: * doing a TikTok dance * oh i remember being young and in love
• Gerald forgets that Damian has said that him and jon aren’t dating
If Selena was going to be a background character then don't name the series after her. They should have name it Selena y Los Dinos. That would have made more sense if they wanted to show everyone's story.
Man that 17776 bullshit gave me anxiety i clicked on it twice and skimmed through everything and did not process anything because of my anxiety now i dont wanna click on it ever again
